A/N: BWAHAHA!! Tome to reek MORE havoc!
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After her sucsess with Hinata (Naruto was officialy stalking her, like one of Sasuke's fangirls), and Sakura (Sasuke had been avidly pursuing her...or watching her ass...who knew Sasuke was a butt man?), our rainbow haired demon had decided to set her sights on a new target...
'GOD DAMN IT!' Yuki thought angrily, glaring down at the file in her hands. 'WHY THE HELL HASN'T THIS GIRL BEEN LAID!' She thought for a second. "I mean she's; strong, self-confident, and WAY tough, I mean besides the damn crescent buns on her head she's a PACKAGE!" Yuki mumbled to herself, staring at Tenten as she sharpened a katana.
And then Tenten prosceeded to hawk a loogie at the ground, and wipe he nose with her arm.
Yuki blinked.
Finally, it dawned on her.
"SHE'S A TOM BOY!" Yuki accidentaly yelled, startling poor Tenten, who quickly jumped up, her newly sharpened katana in hand.
Ignoring the girl, Yuki jumped out from the bush she was hiding in, the tight yellow dress she wore moving with her.
"I'M YUKI! AND I'VE COME TO GET YOU LAID!"
Tenten blinked.
"Ummm, I'm sorry Yuki, but you see, I'm not into girls..."
Yuki fell over in shock.
"I'M NOT A LESBIAN! I meant laid by GUYS!" Yuki screeched, her eye twitching madly.
Comprehension dawned on the brunette's face, before she shrugged and sat back down again.
"Sorry, still not interested" Tenten said, moving back to sharpen her sword.
Tenten didn't notice the evil grin that had spread across Yuki's face...Otherwise she might have run away...
"Not even to get laid by Neji?"
An eerie silence filled the clearing, as Tenten stopped sharpening her sword.
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Unlike the other girls who allowed themselves to be shoved into the ware house, when Yuki pushed Tenten in, she got punched in the face.
Gingerly cupping her head, Yuki smiled. "Good hit kid! I like your spunk...HOWEVER, you've got a little too much.."
Confusion flashed across Tenten's pretty face.
"Look, you mostly act like a guy. And as a result, Neji and the other boys treat you as one of the guys. Now I'm not asking you to change...BUT you do need to learn the art..."
A silence filled the warehouse.
"...OF FLIRTING!"
Tenten blinked, then shrugged, waiting for her Love-sensei to instruct her.
"I am going to teach you how to walk, talk, and fuckin' BREATH flirty, until' you become ANY man's walking boner."
Yuki looked Tenten up and down, before nodding in approval...
AND TAKING THE DAMN CRESCENTS OFF HER HEAD!!
Tenten gave a short cry of protest before being silenced by Yuki's down right evil glare.
Now the REAL fun begins...
# 4 hours later #
Admittedly, it had taken longer than Yuki had hoped for, to turn Tenten into a flirt. But now, looking at the smirking end product, she KNEW it was worth it.
"Noooooww, even though you may act like a girl now, you have yet to finish your training. STRIP!"
With a saucy grin, Tenten then proceeded to do as Yuki told...only more raunchy movements were involved.
Sighing in annoyance at her 'student's' mockery, Yuki then proceeded to set the clothes on fire, and drag the naked Tenten into the same store her two previous victims-I mean STUDENTS had gotten their underwear.
Quickly grabbing a purple cotton v-string, and a lacy neon purple super bra to put her up a size, Yuki dragged the Weapons mistress back to the front, where even though she was barely dressed she was still blind folded.
# 3 hours later #
Slowly and sensually, the front door to the ware house (couchcough OF DOOM coughcough), opened to reveal, a truly sensual being.
Tenten's once long straight hair, had been cut choppily up to her breasts, and she now had side swept bangs to go with her messy curls, and neon purple streaks. Her bangs contrasted with her light purple eyeshadow,smoky black eyeliner, and black mascara, bringing out her cheek bones and now glossy lips.
Sexy Face-check.
Her legs were covered with knee-high, purple, converse, that led up to very tight black jazz short-shorts, that made her athletic butt stick out. Her once small breasts now looked quite large in the tight black wife-beater. And her arms had neon purple, fish-net gloves covering them.
Sexy Body-check.
Sexily swaying her hips, she walked down the street, winking at every cat call, or blowing a sarcastic kiss at the ruder ones.
All in all, she was doing pretty well.
Until someone had the gall to touch her tight ass.
Swinging around to look at the very ugly, fat man she bit her lip innocently before strutting over.
"You can look all you want..."
"YOU JUST CAN'T TOUCH" And with that yell, Tenten proceeded to punch the man through a concrete wall.
Straightning out her shirt, Tenten flounced away...
Completley unaware of the predatory look starting to leak into Neji's eyes as he watched her slim legs walk away...
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I know it's cliche for her bad boy to be there whenever our girls come out, but please bear with me.
It's all about flow and reaction.
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