Jack x Elizabeth
Elizabeth Swann
Jeez, author, just go all pessimistic why don't you.
Will Turner
Omgyoufreakinghoserwhatthehellareyoukiddingmeyou'rejokinggoaway.
James Norrington
-insert DMC version of me here- Indeed.
Jack Sparrow
-rolls laughing- Once was quite enough. Like I said. I'd rather Giselle. Unless Lizzie has those matches out of hand...
Hector Barbossa
And what, pray tell, happened to Scarlett?
Davy Jones
Jack can never get any - full stop.
Weatherby Swann
-fans self- That is not proper at all. Sparrow bastard.
Cutler Beckett
Does Depp look like Darcy? No. So sorry.