"Welcome back, folks!" greeted Gary Goomba. "You are now witnessing the Fencing Hall, part of National Conference Center."
"The next course we'll be witnessing is fencing" stated E-08.
"Both teams are tied once again, but they won't be for long! Now let the sword fighting begin!
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The only event this course has is Individual Epée. Using their fencing swords, the participants must strike their opponent fifteen times in order to win. Today's sword swingers are Wario and Blaze.
"Wahaha!" Wario laughed. "You think you can beat me?"
"I wouldn't get too cocky if I were you" Blaze said as she went into a fencing stance. "I learned these skills from fighting pirates back at my home world!"
"Yeah? Well I've been a playable character in practically every spin-off game! En grade!"
Waluigi swung his sword at the pussy cat, but Blaze parried the thin man. With her opponent stunned by her defensive move, she counterattacked and poked Waluigi three times. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Enraged, the vile guy struck back. ONE! TWO!
But then Blaze suddenly attacked again. FOUR!
Waluigi backed away from the next blow and retaliated. THREE! FOUR!
"You're good" Waluigi grimaced. "BUT I'M BETTER!!!"
FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!
"Doesn't seem like it" replied Blaze after she got in three hits.
"Why you little…"
The imitation of a plumber went in for an attack. Meanwhile, the cheaters of Team Sonic were plotting for victory.
"Alright Knuckles, you know what you need to do" encouraged Eggman.
The red echidna nodded. Armed with a random boot he found lying in a dumpster, Knuckles threw the boot at the side of Waluigi's head.
Confused, Waluigi turned and said "what the-" EIGHT! NINE! TEN! "Hey! Stop that! I was distracted!"
"Nice try, but I'm not that easy to fool" said Blaze. ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN!
"Grr!" FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
Knuckles threw another boot at Waluigi! "Ow!" groaned Waluigi. FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN!
"Game set!" Toad shouted to stop the fighting.
"The fifteen blow has been given" stated Reportertron. "Team Sonic has won the fencing course."
"And that's our cue for a commercial break" said Gary Goomba. "See ya soon!"
"What?" Waluigi said in anger. "No no no!!! I have been unfairly distracted! I demand a rematch! ARGHHH!!!"
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"Nice going stupid" Wario said to Waluigi. "Thanks to you, we're behind in the Olympics!"
"But it's not my fault!" Waluigi shouted.
"Then if it isn't, then whose fault was it?" Bowser asked.
"When I got hit by those shoes, I looked a saw red… That's it! It was that red thing that threatened us!"
"Don't make excuses!" Wario shouted, giving his brother a slap.
Bowser pondered on what Waluigi had said, and replied "no, I think he's on to something. What better way to cheat than by blackmailing other cheaters to prevent competition? That darn rodent, I should've been the one to think of it first!"
"Yeah! Let's give him and his friends a taste of their own schemes!" declared Wario.
"Wa ha ha! Sounds good to me!" agreed Waluigi.
Wario slapped his brother again and yelled "don't brown nose me!"
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Meanwhile, back at the home of the ninjas, some of the lower-ranked members were having a discussion on matters that were quite important to them.
"Dude! Naruto does not suck!" one ninja says.
"Yes it does!" answers another ninja. "It totally disagrees the meaning of being a ninja and instead of showing what ninjas usually do they replace it with some anime attack shouting crap that has barely anything to do with being a ninja."
A third noticed one of his comrades wasn't participating in the debates, so he asked him "hey, why are acting so quiet?"
The fourth ninja snaps out of his train of thought and speaks "oh, sorry. I was thinking about Master Waku…"
"Well, what about him?" the second ninja asked with curiosity.
"It's nothing. I don't want to be like an American and blabber when no one needs to hear it."
"Ah come on!"
"Alright. Well, has anyone wondered how he became a master? From what I can remember, he came out of nowhere and we all work for him."
"You mean you don't remember the day he became master?" said the first ninja in surprise.
"Err… no? Must've drank the amnesia tea that day."
The ninjas nodded to one another in agreement. Damn that delicious devil.
"In that case, I'll explain to you" said the third ninja. "The elders were discussing on what we should do with the aliens at Area 51 when Waku bursts in. He spoke nothing of who he was or how he found us, or even if Waku was his real name, all he said was that he required our services. So, like any secretive ninja clan, we attacked him. He showed no mercy."
"It was frightening" the second ninja cut in. "The way he whooped us… it was like something from a video game…"
"Anyways, he spared our lives, in return we made him master of the clan. He's actually a great master, even though he has us preparing for an attack on the Olympics. He never gave us an explanation why we're doing it, though."
"Why ARE we going to attack the Olympics?" the fourth ninja wondered. "Do you think we should try and ask Waku for an answer?"
"If you could remember how powerful Waku is, you wouldn't do that" the first ninja replied. "He treats us with respect and he has barely tampered with our secret society. Besides, I'd prefer working as an assassin for some mysterious guy with mysterious motives over the poor saps working at the factories for minimum wage."
The second ninja spoke "now that we finished this little talk lets get back to our regular discussion."
"Ah, of course… NARUTO DOES NOT SUCK!"
"IT TOTALLY DOES, MAN!"
"DOES NOT!"
"DOES SO!"
"DOES NOT!"
"DOES SO!"
"DOES NOT!"
"DOES SO!"