A/N - Dedicated to Stars Of Andromeda + Buttons Magoo for being so lovely.
Disclaimer: Julian Barratt owns all things Boosh, including Noel. Just Kidding. They share the Genius thing that is The Mighty Boosh.
Chapter One
"Karma, a bitch"
It's true what they say y'know. What goes around comes back and hits you three times harder. Okay, the true saying is what goes around comes around, but I think mine's true-er don't you? So you should only do something bad if it's worth the re-bound. If only I'd thought that sooner. All the mean things I've done to Howard. The boxing thing, monkey hell, ditching him for the electro girls, leaving him in the forest, making him work in chains and a loincloth, Old Gregg, leaving him on his own with Eleanor, breaking his record, ditching him for a shiny cape, giving him his first kiss in a completely un-romantic way, just so the head shamen wouldn't kill me. What Howard didn't know was when I said "I'm in love with Howard!" it wasn't that far from the truth. I broke his heart (but it was healed by that jazz girl who looked like Diva Zappa). And now he's broke mine. And he knows it. And he's not sorry.
A/N - Click the little button, just there.