Disclaimer: Do I have to put another one?? Okay. Boosh belongs to the sex god that is Noel Fielding and the other sex god that is Julian Barratt.
Chapter Four
"Hairspray, a necessity"
Root Booster…
Goth Juice…
Electro Girl…
The list goes on and on with me. I think I've got about… ermmmm… ninety(?) cans on my bathroom shelf. Unlike Howard. He's only got a comb, a moustache comb and this weird kind of razor thing to trim your facial hair. He couldn't just have a normal razor and get rid of his moustache, could he? But, in hindsight, I don't want him to. He's perfect as he is. It's a necessity for Howard to have that moustache, it's like me and my hair. It's an absolute necessity in my life. Hairspray. I've even got some in my pocket so I'll look good.
When I see him again.