Hey all. It's been way long, sorry. I've got GCSE's in less than two weeks so I've been trying to concentrate on studying for a while, except I realised how much I missed writing and decided to give you guys a shorter chapter this time, just because of all those pm's and reviews :D

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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, although Naruto isn't even mentioned, so why does it matter?

Deidara

Fuck, my head is killing me, un...

Wh...where am I, un?

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Deidara's eyes slowly opened to only be greeted with more darkness.

Shit.

Although he was lying on his side, he could feel his arms had been twisted behind his back and something extremely heavy was wrapped around his wrists, pinning him down to the ground.

Moaning slightly, he tried to pick himself up except his body felt like stone and the ribbon on his wrists were the anchor.

Suddenly, keys were heard gently jingling around from the outside and a great wall of light burst inside the room as the stone door flung open.

"Well, good morning" the voice said.

It's a girl, un.

This darkened female figure bent down and stroked Deidara's face, brushing away his fringe.

"Such a pretty face" she whispered, irritating the blond ever so much more.

His mouth snarled at her and he shook her hand away with his shoulders.

"you should start treating your fiancé' with more respect" the woman said, standing upright again.

Deidara, as shocked as he was to hear the words 'your fiancé' coming out of this young woman's mouth, was more concerned with finding out who she was. His blue eyes squinted and strained through what little light shone through the half open door behind her but it was no use.

A very muscular figure suddenly appeared through the door and started stomping on towards the two.

"Oh, good. You're here! Take this man to my daddy, but first make sure he's clean. Daddy wont be too pleased if he's messy"

I've heard that voice before. Who is she, un!?

Deidara felt a sharp needle plunge into his neck and soon enough, the light from the door fled and he was unconscious again.

Sakura

It shocked Sakura deeply that she wanted to find Deidara.
I mean, the man kidnapped her from her own home for god knows what.

Tobi had been describing the plan of action for the fourth time when Sakura gave up and got lost in thought. She was sure Tobi knew this too but the Uchiha probably was unsure of the plan himself.

"Got that Sakura?" He finished.

"Hm? Oh. Yes. Sure" The kunoichi mumbled, breaking free from the memory of the breakfast the other day. He fed her strawberries. Strawberries!

Inner Sakura began to argue with her, telling her there's nothing special about a strawberry from a criminal.

"Sakura" Tobi said. Sounding awfully serious

"What?"

"Please listen to my plan. I know you must be hesitant to save Dei-san, after all, he means nothing to you-"

"I wouldn't say nothing" Sakura shot out without thinking. Damn.

Tobi had begun to smile sweetly at the girl.

"You know, I think you two would.." he began,

"would what?"

He continued smiling and gave a sigh, looking towards the sunset out of the muggy window. The pink orange glow had began to disappear off their faces as the sky outside turned darker.

"Nothing. Let's go" Tobi returned to a more serious tone and put his mask back on and shot out through the window.

"Mm" Sakura said, stepping onto the window sill and after a slight pause, jumped down into the darkness..

Deidara

The first thing Deidara saw after being jabbed in the neck was an eyeful of steam and the sound of running water was calmly echoing in the distance.

It barely took him two seconds to realise he was in a bath and he knew almost immediately he was most definitely being watched from afar. He didn't however realise how humongous this bath was until some of the steam became transparent.

"Whoa" he gasped out loud, taking it all in.
he had never ever bathed in such a luxurious indoor bath before and certainly not in peace. Tobi had always been there to bother him.

"Then you are awake, master Deidara" a strong voice said behind him.

"Master, un?!" Deidara gasped again, slipping on the bath floor and flipping into the water.

"Might I assure you, you are still a captive, but you are miss Annabelle's fiancé. I will always obey my real master's orders before yours, but I am still in your power, sir"

Deidara was standing, no, more like stumbling in the bath, naked, listening to this great bulk of a man talk about power and captivity and Miss Annabelle?!

"Who's she, un?" the blond asked, blushing from the heat of the bath.

"Miss Annabelle? You have but already met her sir. Please get dressed, you have a scheduled dinner with Lord and Lady Kawakami very soon"

Deidara's legs gave in and he fell into the deep bath once again. By the time he had reached the surface, the man was gone.

I've already met this Annabelle huh?
I knew I'd heard her voice before but her name isn't Japanese.
I'm sure I don't know any British women, un.

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Deidara found himself sitting by a very large cherry wood table in a marble room a few minutes later.
Why didn't he escape when he could of? Why why why, un?

Truth was, Deidara was curious. Always had been. He just had to know who this Annabelle was and what the hell was her problem. He would blow them up as soon as his curiosity was satisfied.
Except, all hopes for that died when he sat down at the table, guards everywhere, including the strange muscular man who called after Deidara's every need. He was apparently called Yuu and Yuu had told the blond that he had numbed the chakra in the mouths in his palms, "just in case".

Yuu was quite a disappointment actually. He was rather old and wore a dark suit that made him look like a disfigured stick insect. His eyes remained partly closed, what looked to be because of exhaustion and he kept his head up high, not moving an inch.

After a great deal of silence, Yuu cleared his throat and walked over to French style doors.
"Presenting, Lord and Lady Kawakami" he said plainly, opening the doors and bowing down to his masters.

The couple ignored their servant's bow and walked straight towards Deidara, eagerly stretching out their hands for a handshake.

Deidara stood up and shook their hands, still in awe.

Their Japanese, Yuu's Japanese... so Annabelle, un?

"Our daughter will join us momentarily, please sit down. Let us get to know you" the woman said, fluttering her lashes.

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They had been talking for quite a while and Annabelle had yet to arrive.

Deidara tried his best not to snap sarcasm or too much wit past the Kawakami's way.
Them having the advantage here. Deidara was basically standing on water, chakra-less.

Yuu cleared his throat which caught the attention of all three by the table.

"Miss Annabelle has arrived" he said, opening the doors.

There stood someone Deidara was very familiar with.
Those blonde curls, blue eyes, petite frame.

"Deidei!" She beamed in the most childish voice, holding her hands to her chest.

"Sakicho!?" Deidara yelled, kicking his chair back.

The girl ran up to him and pecked him on the lips

"Yummy" she whispered in his ear, nibbling the lobe. And all of a sudden, she returned to her childish self and held up a peace sign with her two fingers. "Good evening everyone!!" her voice was way too high and girly. Every guard and poor old Yuu replied to her "Good evening miss Annabelle" while her mother and father stared lovingly at the image of their daughter with her fiancé.

She wrapped one arm around Deidara's waist while the other held onto a large white bear and her blonde curls snuggled into his shirt.

S.H.I.T, un.

Finally Chap5 is up! Liked it? Hated It? Eeeeergh. Whatever folks :D You asked for it.

I actually didn't get stuck on this one, which is good.
I'll try to update soon but if I don't get chap6 up by Thursday I don't think it'll be up until the Saturday after that (21st) My GSCE's finish on the 20th so woo woo woo :D

Please review so I can know what you think so I can better it!