Booshy Elections.
Summery- Now's your chance to vote for your favourite Boosh character to become the new Prime Minister Listen to their promises and mate your selection.
Disclaimer- I do not own the Boosh, and I hate politics. I just wanted to make them funnier this way
Author's Notes- I want to say thanks to ButtonsMagoo for all her help and ideas for this story, to be truthful she thought of most of it, so big big thanks to her A huge thanks also to everyone who's voted/reviewed/enjoyed this story and making it rock
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The break has finished and the author is back at her chair, looking much more relaxed and neater looking in apperance.
Author- "Welcome back to Booshy Elections, and the final and most important vote is about to come to a close. Who will it be?"
Howard, Bollo, Kirk and Tony Harrison, who is still in his paposse wait nervously for the decision.
Author- "And the winner is..."
Drums roll in the background and spotlights flash down on all the nominees as they wait some more.
Author-"Howard Moon. Congratulations!"
The other three grumble as Howard weeps in joy. he shakes hands and tentacles with everyone who lose and joins the author in the opposite chair as a small portion of the audience cheers for him- the Howard Moon fanatics club.
Author- "Congrats, You're the new British Prime Minister. Is there anything you'd like to say to your adoring fans?"
Howard- "I mean, bloody hell, it's like a dream come true. I promise to do a great job about my work"
Author- "Lovely, well that's it for this years edtion of Booshy Elections. Tune in next year to see if Howard will spend another term in office. This as been the author wishing you goodnight"
The audience cheers as the cameras shut down and Howard goes down to his mini fan club and drinks champange with them. The author calls Vince to meet her on stage where they go out togerther arm in arm and every else just leaves because they do. The end, or is it...?
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Six Months Later...
Scandal at Ten Downing Street.
Howard Moon, the new British Prime Minister was found having an affair on his wife, Mrs Gideon-Moon with a funky merman called Old Gregg. They were caught together in a B&B at Black Lake during one of Howard's friendly visits. The PM was reported saying "If I didn't sleep with the fishy bastard, he'd suck out my eyes and tuck them up his downstairs mixer" Well, that's just his excuse for getting him out of trouble.
Old Gregg was reported in saying "ME and Howard will be together forever. I'll marry my fuzzy little man-peach and we'll drink Baileys and make watercolours for the rest of our lives"
The PM is also under a lot of stress due to the music war against his old rival, Vince Noir. The electro prince as finally declared music war on the jazz lover after one to many insults were dropped on his precious electro music. Joining him are Gary Numan, David Bowie, the Human League and other such big names in the electro genre.
Joining Howard Moon will be Charles Mingus, Charlie Parker, Miles Davis and many other in the jazz genre. Both parties will try their hardest to get the public to love one genre or the other.
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A Week Later...
Music War Ends
The music war that happened between the electro prince Vince Noir and the Prime Minister/jazz lover Howard Moon has finally ended after a week of hard work. They've all played concerts, did charity gigs and held parties for the public to try and win their votes to declare the ultimate music genre between the two.
In the end, it was a draw and eariler this afternoon, Howard and Vince both signed a peace treaty saying that jazz and electro will live in harmony with each other as they are both as good as one another.
Elsewhere, Vince Noir will be settling down with the host from the election programme. They got together during the show after Vince lost at the first round and have been together since. They chose a summer wedding and everyone is invited for the great wedding.
Also, the affair between Howard Moon and Old Gregg has finally ended after Gregg said he couldn't take the pressure from the paperazzi. The Prime Minister was glad and his wife didn't really care because she still doesn't truely know who she's married too.