kitsune: well, here i am again, sick in bed, staying home from school, AGAIN. yea! that's right! today makes twice in a row! stupid diahrea! (sp?!?!?!)

but anyway, this chapter was pretty funny, but mostly just a filler chapter. & for all my fellow saiyuki lovers, there's a joke in here that you will all at least get a quick chuckle from, and for those of you who have never read/seen saiyuki, its pretty good, but ull probably still get the joke anyway. & we also get a pokemon tribute in here too! w00t!!!

so here goes:

(#) A/N's, see bottom for the note

Italics thoughts

Italics and Underline Flash Back

The Fox, the Dog & the Raven, Part 3-

He put his clothes back on and returned to his bedroom. He lay down next to Naruto and cuddled up with him once more. "There," he sighed under his breath.

"Have fun Kiba?" Naruto opened one eye and asked him, scaring the shit out of Kiba.

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"KAMI!" Kiba jumped so high up he could of sworn he felt the ceiling before he fell down onto the floor. "H-how long have you been awake?!"

Naruto smiled naughtily and closed his eyes again. "I never actually fell asleep," He grinned from ear-to-ear.

"W-what?!" Kiba exclaimed. He climbed back into bed next to Naruto.

"Yea, I just wanted to see what you'd do if I 'fell asleep'," He smiled, opened his eyes again and kissed Kiba on the lips quickly. "Aishiteru dog-breath," He winked.

"Don't call me tha-" Kiba started to say, but was cut off by Naruto licking his lips. "Oh, so you wanna taste my mouth again fox-boy?" Kiba squinted, but smiled lovingly. "As you wish, kitsune." He whispered and opened his mouth allowing Naruto's smaller tongue in. Naruto pushed Kiba on his back and laid on top of him. Naruto licked Kiba's fang-like teeth. Kiba could taste Naruto's blood in his mouth as Naruto accidentally cut his tongue on them. It was only after another second or two when Kiba decided the he no longer wanted to be the 'uke' in this make-out session. So Kiba rolled over, pinning Naruto under him, pushed Naruto's tongue back into his own mouth and pushed his own tongue in Naruto's mouth too. Kiba ran his tongue all along the inside of it. Mmm, tastes like ramen, Kiba smiled. He could hear Naruto start to make noises and decided he must be running out of air, so he broke the kiss.

"What a nice way to start off my birthday," Naruto giggled, still under Kiba's larger body.

"Oh," Kiba glanced over at the clock, "Is it tomorrow already?" Just as he had expected, it was past midnight, quarter-past to be exact. "Oh, happy birthday baka. I love you."

"Love you too puppy boy." The blonde kitsune smiled.

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Beep! Beep! Beep! Kiba's alarm clock went off, he leaned over and pounded on the Snooze button. "Ugg..." Kiba rolled over in bed. He opened his eyes, "Hey, Naruto?" He looked across from him, no Naruto. He sat up and looked around, no Naruto! "Hey! Naruto!" He yelled, he was really worry about his blonde What if something happened to him! He thought desperately and ran into the living room. "Oh...hi." He relaxed as he saw Naruto in the living room sitting on the couch with a packet of papers on his lap.

Naruto waved him over, "Hey Kiba-chan, look at this."

Kiba effortlessly lifted Naruto up in his arms, sat where Naruto was, and put Naruto in his lap. He wrapped his arms around him on rested his chin on Naruto's right shoulder. "What is it babe?" he asked him.

"Jiraiya-sama gave it to me earlier this morning," Naruto explained, "It's a list of all the possible roommates we could have. He said we should pick one, there's a bunch of them, we only have to get stuck with one. Others go to other empty dorms, but there's one with no room, we get him, so now we get to decide who it is."

Kiba flipped through the pages and read the names aloud. "Aburame Shino, Hyuga Neji, Nara Shikamaru...blahblahblah...Cho Hakkai?! W-what the- (1)"

"I like this one myself." Naruto said and pointed to a name towards the end of this list.

"Uchiha Sasuke...Age, same as ours, Birthday: July 23rd, HEY! That bastard stole my birthday's month!" Kiba growled. "I don't like the sound of him!"

"Just cuz he stole your B-Day's month doesn't make him a bad person Kiba-kun." Naruto smiled pathetically.

"No! Not that," Kiba shook his head, "I mean, look at the dude's history, he's been kicked out of over 5 of his last schools, almost all of the reasons listed are...'Classmate Molestation'?!"

"Dude!" Naruto stole the packet back form Kiba, "I didn't see that part...and look, they're all other males too."

"Great, just what this school needs, another fag!" Kiba growled.

Naruto laughed at him, "I wonder if he's hot?"

"Probably not considering it was unwanted sexual contact, that's kinda what molestation is Naru-chan..." Kiba smiled.

"And where do you get off calling him a fag?" Naruto cocked an eyebrow, "You masturbated while screaming my name last night, yea, and you're soo not a fag."

"Suck it, baka," Kiba grinned evilly and pushed Naruto off of his lap onto the floor.

"Nah, cuz you'd like that too much...and hey! That's no way to treat the birthday boy!" Naruto frowned sadly.

"Yea yea, whatever. So about this Uchiha kid...you do know about Uchiha's right?" Kiba gave him a questioning stare.

Naruto stood back up and tilted his head sideways cutely, "No, not really...Why? Did something happen?" He asked, sitting back down on Kiba's lap, facing Kiba this time.

"Well, they say the Uchiha clan was actually a gang full of molesters and rapists. Having this kid in our dorm room might not be the safest thing to do, Naru-chan" Kiba responded, kissing Naruto on the forehead.

"Yea, whatever," Naruto rolled his eyes, "Since when does the Naruto the Great care about safety?" He threw his hands up in the air. "And being the perv you are, I'm sure you could tame this kid in a matter of minutes.

"Fine, 'Naruto the Great'," Kiba laughed at him. Naruto puffed up his cheeks angrily (2). "When's this..." He looked back at the paper to refresh his memory of their future dorm mate's name, "'Sasuke' kid coming anyway?"

Naruto wrapped his arms around Kiba's shoulders and had a naughty look on his face, "Not for a few more days, so we get the entire night to our selves...So what do you wanna do first?" He licked Kiba's cheek, trying so hard to turn the dog-boy on.

"Hmm...well...first lets go get some grub! I'm starving!" Kiba stood up fast, knocking Naruto flat on his ass. Kiba laughed and ran out the door.

"Hey! Wait for me!!" Naruto cried franticly as he scrambled after his dog-like boyfriend. He could see Kiba start to run on all-fours, like a dog. "Slow down mutt!" Naruto yelled at Kiba and jumped a set of stairs, trying to keep up with him, landing with an "Oof!" and rolling forwards to break his fall.

"Ha-ha! Just try and catch me pineapple-head!" Kiba called, already out the door of the dorm building to the outside.

"Damn it!" Naruto yelled as the door swung closed and ran after him. When he got to the door he could see Kiba stopped and talking to their dorm adviser, Itachi. Itachi always dressed in weird black cloaks with red clouds on them, and he had crimson, freaky-ass eyes.

"NO RUNNING IN THE FUCKING HALLS!" Naruto could hear Itachi yell at Kiba. Kiba just looked down at his shoes. Itachi walked off silently and Naruto ran up to Kiba.

"Oooo Kiba's in trouble!" Naruto smiled child-like and poked Kiba in the shoulder.

"Oh shut up! Just cuz it's your birthday, doesn't mean I don't get to punish you later!" Kiba grinned naughtily.

"Sounds like fun!" Naruto smiled, but then got a serious look on his face. "Can we hurry up and go now? This is boring! I wanna go have fun in our room." Naruto whined like a little child.

"Later! But I'm hungry right now! And whatever the seme says goes!" Kiba pretended to get a mean look. "Now let's go get some food!" Kiba said and pointed to the cafeterias.

"Roger Mr. Seme, general, sir!" Naruto put his right arm up to his forehead, saluting Kiba like they were in the army.

(1): & there it is! the saiyuki guest apperence! lolol, poor hakkai! i just hate him so much...that creep...
(2): JUST LIKE PURIN/JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!! lololololol

kitsune: well, there you have it, chapter 3. and now is the time I'd like to thank each and every one of you for showing me some love, esspecially after i goofed last chapter!

sasuke: wow...kit you really are sick! you're ...t-thankng people! o.O

kitsune: shut up...tho i should have probably called my boyfriend and told him i'm sick, he IM'd me yesterday, he said he was worryed about me

sasuke: that kid?! worryed!? about you!? dude! are all you mortals getting sick?!

& Feonixis, good luck with ur mom! lol

-kissu
Kitsune

TBC...