Kitsune: welcome to another instalment of my fic! This chapter's a little to short, and theres no smex...but fear not! When chapter 6 rolls around, there'll be so much lemons you're eye's will bleed lemon-juice!!

Kiba: sounds kinky...

Kitsune: ...anyway, here you go, chpater six! w00t!!!

(#) A/N's, see bottom for the note

Italics thoughts

Italics and Underline Flash Back

The Fox, the Dog & the Raven, Part 5-

Kiba fell on top of Naruto, still in him. "Aishiteru Naruto...so much..." Kiba moaned softly into the kitsune's ear.

"I love you too..." Naruto responded and fell asleep.

Kiba took himself out of Naruto and cuddled up the blonde. He watched Naruto in his sleep, He looks so peaceful...I love it... was Kiba's last thought before he fell into a deep sleep...

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Kiba rolled over in his sleep. He opened his eyes, "Good morning Naru-chan..." Naruto, once again, wasn't there. Kiba just sighed, put his underware on, not bothering to grab his shirt or pants and walked into the living room. Naruto was sitting there with a bowl of cerial in his lap, holding a note with a folded peice of tape on the top. "Hey Kiba," Naruto waved to him. "Come look at this note I found taped to our bedroom door last nite!" He giggled.

"Huh?" Kiba walked over to Naruto and snatched the note from his hand:

'Dear Inuzuka & Uzumaki,

I arrived to K.U. last night, and decided to sleep in my brother's dorm, I could hear you two last night, it was obvious what you were doing. So instead of blabbing on you, I have a proposition for you. I'll see you later for the details

Love, Sasuke -hearts-'

"What the fuck?!" Kiba exclaimed ripping the note up and throwing it at the ground. "Jiaiya didn't say anything about not being able to do anything! HE ENCOURAGED US!" Kiba screamed.

"Calm down Kiba-kun," Naruto stood up off the couch, putting his bowl of cerial on the side table. "Let's just look through the student handbook or something, and if it says nothing about sexual contact, then this Sasuke kid can just go fuck off...but if there is something..." Naruto trailed off, grabbed his backpack and pulled out the student guidelines book.

"I can't believe this shit!" Kiba started pacing up and down in the room. "I mean, what does Uchiha mean by 'a proposition'?! And if his brother is here, why can't he just stay with him?! And why the fuck did he say 'LOVE' Sasuke?! This makes me hate him! And-"

"KIBA!" Naruto yelled, interupting Kiba.

"WHAT?! I was on a rant!" Kiba asked furiously.

Naruto cocked his head and smiled, "Found it." He handed Kiba the handbook.

"Uh-oh..." Kiba said aloud as he read: "Any student who shows or makes an act of physical violent or sexual conduct may face...IMMEDIATE EXPULSION!?" He screamed.

Naruto's cute look was wipped off of his face and replaced with a scared look. "EXPELLED?! I DON'T WANNA BE EXPELLED! I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET KICKED OUT!" Naruto screamed and started crying into his hands. Kiba sat next to him on the couch and hugged him, Naruto cryed on Kiba's shoulder.

"Shh..." Kiba comforted him, "It'll be ok, all we have to do is listen to Sasuke and he wont tell on us. Everything's gonna be okay Naruto."

"...A-are you sure?" Naruto whimpered.

"Yes, I promise." Kiba reassured him and they sat on the couch in each others, hopeing Sasuke's demands weren't going to be too life altering...

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Kiba and Naruto had falled asleep on the couch holding each other. Naruto rested his head on Kiba's shoulder, leaving a small trail of drool down his unclothed arm. Kiba's arms were wrapped around Naruto's skinny body, his hands rested near Naruto's ass. Kiba was awaked by a loud knock at the door. "Ugg, c-coming..." Kiba lifted Naruto off of his lap and layed him down on the other side of the couch. He got up and walked over to the door.

Still wearing only his underware, Kiba opened the door and grogely answered, "Hullo?" Kiba was knocked over by another raven haired boy jumping on top of him. "W-what the-" Kiba was shocked when the boy cut him off by locking lips with him.

Naruto woke up at the sound of Kiba and the raven boy hitting the floor. "KIBA!" He screamed when he noticed what the were doing.

Kiba pushed the raven off of him and ran over to Naruto. "This isn't what it looks like Naruto! I sware! He attacked me!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Oh really? Well then, why didn't you put that fucking 6-pack to work and push him off of you!?"

"But I just did!" Kiba argued. He turned to the raven, "And who the fuck are you?! Who do you think you are?!" He shouted at the other boy.

The raven stood up and grinned from ear-to-ear. "You guys still don't know who I am yet do you?"

"Not really..." Naruto thought for a second, then gasped, "SASUKE?"

"Bingo!" The raven, named Sasuke, stuck up his index finger, "Point for blondey!"

Naruto just scowled and crossed his arms. "Ooookay, we get it, you're Sasuke," Kiba put his hands on his hips, "But why the fuck did you kiss me on the way in?!"

"Well for one," Sasuke raised his eyebrow, "You look pretty sexy in just your underware." Kiba blushed. "Oh and I love the puppies on them, it's the smexiest thing I've seen in awhile," Sasuke pointed out the design on Kiba's boxers, they were brown with black dogs on them. Kiba blushed harder and put his hands in front of his crotch.

Naruto wasn't happy with the fact that Sasuke was trying to flirt with him so he spoke up. "And what's reason number two, you prick?"

"Hey blondey, that wasn't very nice. Just cuz doggie over there's hotter than you, doesn't mean I won't share in the flirting!" Sasuke walked over to Naruto and put his hand on Naruto's whiskered cheeks and turned Naruto's face, as if he was examining him. "You know, up close, you ain't that bad looking...hott almost..."

Naruto blushed this time around, "But w-what was reason number 2?"

Sasuke let go of Naruto's cheek and stepped back, putting Kiba & Naruto into his view, "Reason two is that you're forgetting our proposition."

"Which would be..." Kiba put his hands on his hips.

"Heh, I think you know what I want..." Sasuke laughed.

"You don't mean...?!" Naruto gasped.

"Mhm, I want to have a 3-some with you two," Sasuke grinned evilly.

"WHAT?!" Kiba screamed shocked.

"I'm sure you two know of my history, I'm surprised that you didn't see it coming, Puppy-boy," Kiba smirked.

"Nuh-uh! No way!" Kiba shouted, "Naruto is my boyfriend, and I don't plan on sharing," Kiba wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist.

"Well then, I guess you two get expelled," Sasuke laughed maniacally.

"Kiba!" Naruto protested and turned to face the brunette, "I don't want to be expelled! Please Kiba-chan, just this once, I'll never do it again!"

Kiba sighed, "Just this once, you promise?"

"Promise!" Naruto stuck up his pinky and smiled.

"Nice choice," Sasuke smiled smuggly. Once, my ass, Sasuke thought to himslef, I can just blackmail them all I want! Hahaha!!!

Kitsune: w00, there's the end of Chapter 5! evil sasuke makes his entrance!

Sasuke: HEY!...yeeeeaaa, being evil is fun!

Kitsune: hellz yea it is! but anyway, until next time:
ttyl -kissu