The next morning Jiraiya literally leaped out of bed and ran straight to the Flower Shop. He was determined to win the bet and Tsunade's heart.
He bought about 2 dozen roses for Tsunade and ran straight to her office! He burst though her door holding out the flowers.
"Good Morning Tsu-chan!!!" He said rather cheery.
"I thought I told to stop calling me that… 42 years ago!!!" Tsunade responded.
"Come on Tsu-chan. You know you love the name!!!"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! Now what the hell do you want?"
"Well you know. Wanna go on a date?"
"Hm. Hell no!!!"
"Come on Tsu-chan! Just one little date!!!" Jiraiya begged.
"NO MEANS NO!!!"
"Please Tsu-chan!"
"I SAID NO!!!" Tsunade screamed punching Jiraiya straight through the wall and all the way to the KIA stone over 100 yd. away!
Naruto was so excited. He really wanted to win the bet, not only for the ramen but also for his pink haired love, Sakura.
He rushed to the fields to pick the most beautiful Cherry Blossoms there were. Then he ran straight to the lake where he knew Sakura was at.
"HEY SAKURA-CHAN!!!" Naruto called.
The pink haired girl super strong medical-nin turned around at the sound of her name.
"Oh hey there Naruto." Sakura said.
Naruto ran to her as fast as he could and gave her the flowers.
"Are these for me?" Sakura asked.
"Yes. Will you go on a date with me?" Naruto asked.
"I'm sorry Naruto, but no! My heart belongs to someone else now!"
"Who is it Sasgay?"
"NO!!! It's someone else!"
"Come on, all you have to do is kiss me at the end!"
"No Naruto now leave me alone!!!"
"COME ON PLEASE!!!"
"I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Sakura said punching him. Sakura punched him in the face so hard that he flew all the way to the Hokage Monument and hit his head.
Lucky for him Shizune was around and saved him from falling and injuring his head any further. She took him straight to Tsunade who healed him.
About two hours later he wakes up on a couch in Tsunade's office.
"What am I doing here and why does my head hurt?" Naruto asked.
"Oh it still hurts maybe because I accidentally dropped you after healing your head wound from hitting the Mountain so hard!" Tsunade said not even looking at him.
"WHAT?!?! I HIT MY HEAD ON THE MOUNTAIN AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY DROP ME?!?!"
"HEY DON'T YELL AT ME YOU'RE LUCKY I HEALED YOU FIRST I COULD'VE JUST THROWN YOU OUT THE WINDOW OR SOMETHING!!! NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE I DO THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!!!"
"Fine you grumpy old hag." Naruto mumbled. "You could've just said get out calmly but instead you decide to be a nasty old witchy hag!!!" Naruto ducked avoiding a kunai heading write for his head.
"I HEARD THAT YOU NO GOOD LITTLE BRAT!!!" Tsunade yelled.
Jiraiya was unconscious at the KIA stone for about 3 hours now. Kakashi's been standing there just watching him and waiting for him to wake up. Finally Kakashi decides to wake him.
"Hey Jiraiya-sama, wake up." Kakashi said kicking him. Jiraiya woke up instantly.
"Next time wake me up gently!" He screamed at Kakashi.
Kakashi just shrugged apologized and left Jiraiya.
That night around 8, both Jiraiya and Naruto were at Ichiraku Ramen getting something to eat.
"Any luck?" Jiraiya asked Naruto.
"No you?" He responded.
"Nope."
They both ordered beef and pork ramen.
"What's wrong, the bet not going to well?" Asked the owner.
"WHO DID YOU KNOW?!?!" They asked in unison.
"The whole village knows; it's the talk of the village. Everyone except Sakura and Tsunade know of course. No one wanted to ruin it, not even Shizune."
"Well no the bet is going horribly, to answer your question." Jiraiya said.
"Well you win some you lose some. I personally think it's a bad idea to bet on love. It's like Tsunade in poker or Sakura and her new crush." The old man stated. "Very, very bad match."
The old man just gave Jiraiya and Naruto a horrible idea. The two ate their food quickly and went home to go to bed. They were very excited on their new idea.
Alright well that's it. I hope you like it!!! Please R&R and tell me what to impove and blah blah blah. Give me some tips and if you want me to add a scene or put something in the story tell me. I'll try to fit it in as best as I can.
Preview: Jiraiya and Naruto put their scheme to the test and to their suprise it actaully works. See what the scheme is the how it turns out in chapter 3: Finally A Date!!!