Next morning Sasuke was the first to wake up, due to the fact that he often had to run away from a over-looming pedofile who was his social worker. But today he woke up in a strange bed, comfy, but strange.

Looking up at the bunk above him Sasuke stretched his arms until he heard a nice -Pop-. Then he suppressed a yawn and blinked a couple times trying to wake up more, but then he thought he heard a whine and then a slight growl, like if a conversation between two animals were happening above him.

"What the fuck?" Sasuke whispered as he tried to hear what he was saying.

"So they are here. Thanks Kyuubi." then the said fox jumped down off the bed, landing on Sasukes head earning a growl from the boy, but the fox only jumped off and onto the floor.

"Ouch." Sasuke said as he rubbed the spot where the fox landed and watched the fox strut out of the room.

"Damn fox." Sasuke grumbled and sat up.

"Hey teme your upཀ Come on lets go and get dressed Neji and Gaara are gonna be here to pick us up in about 15 minutesཀ" Naruto yelled cheerfully as he jumped off the bed with unbelievable balance,and with very little movement as he landed on the floor on all fours like a cat.

"Waitཀ Where are we going?ཀ" Sasuke yelled after his blonde friend as Naruto made his way out the door.

"To get some food, then were boating! Its gonna be hot in the afternoonཀ But it's a little cool right nowཀ" Naruto yelled as he ran passed the room in his bright orange boxers and red tang top to the bathroom, basically flaunting his body for anyone unfortunet enough to be walking by.

'He has quit the body.' then he flinched as he heard a scream and then the yelling of Naruto at Itachi for 'Jumping' out of the bathroom to scare him.

"Dear lord I need more sleep." Sasuke said falling back onto his bed.

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"Naruto Sasukeཀ Gaaras gonna be here soonཀ " Iruka yelled down the steps at the two 'lazy and slow teens' as Kakashi called them.

"Well someone cares." Itachi mumbled from the table. He had a cup of black coffee in his hand and the morning paper in the other. Kakashi was standing by the stove cooking eggs.

"Thanks Irukaཀ" Naruto said as he flew up the stairs and grabbed his wallet from the counter and stuffing it into his back pocket.

"Come on Temeཀ Gaara and Neji are hereཀ" Naruto called down the steps because he is too lazy to actually go down and tell him, thus proving Kakashis earlier point.

"I'm coming dobeཀ" Sasuke said as he walked up the basement steps. Naruto let his eyes wander on what his new roommate was dressed in. He was wearing a courter sleeved blue button up shirt with a grey t-shirt underneath, he also had on blue jeans.

When Naruto was checking Sasuke out, Sasuke took this as an opportunity to check out the boy too. On Narutos head a red bennie with a yellow strip going horizontally around sat on his head. He was wearing a bright orange shirt with a red spiral on the front. Sasuke winced at the color. He also had on a white short sleeved shirt under the orange shirt, and was wearing black pants, and white skater shoes with white checkered laces.

"Lets goཀ" Naruto said as he ran out the door with Kyuubi following him trying not to get kicked backwards by Narutos legs that took long strides with each step.

"Hes not coming is he?" Sasuke asked as he pointed at the fox, who he swears was grinning at him.

"Of courseཀ" Naruto said with a smile on his face making his blue eyes shine, and the scars on his face widen.

Sasuke could only smile as well at the cheekiness of the male. Then a pale green pick up truck came into view on the loooooonnnggg drive way, picking up dust as it went.

The horn honked and a red headed boy stepped out of the truck, he was wearing green jeans, and a red shirt with a large gothic cross on the lower left side of the shirt, it had strings going up to the upper right of the shirt by where your heart would be. Under the red shirt he had on a long sleeved black and white stripped shirt. He had a tattoo of a kenji that said love on his forehead. He was wearing black eyeliner and had his nails painted black.

One thought went through Sasukes mind that made him smile. 'Emo.' yes Sasuke liked this boy, but not as much as his Naruto. Waitཀ His? When did Naruto become his?

"Oyeཀ Naruto come onཀ" said a knew voice this one came from a Burnet with his head out the window, and the car door opened. Sasuke saw that this boy looked slightly older then Naruto the emo, and himself. He was wearing khaki caprice. And then a white and khaki stripped short sleeved shirt. His hair was really long, he had it in a low pony tail. But when Sasuke saw his eyes he noticed that he had no puples.

"Holy shitཀ" Sasuke said out loud as he walked over to the truck and looked right into the kids eyes.

-Pause-

-Stare-

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-Stare-

"Im not blind." the boy said suddenly, making Sasuke jump.

"Nejiཀ" Naruto called to his friend from over by the back of the truck.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to stare." Sasuke said bowing his head and apologizing.

"S'k, I'm used to people staring at me because of my eyes." Neji said and shrugged his shoulders.

"If you think thats weird you should see his causin!" Naruto yelled.

"Causin?" Sasuke asked.

"Yes, and she's not for you." the boy glared at Sasuke, who just returned the glare full force.

"Ohཀ Sasuke you met Neji, so this is Gaara. Careful he insomniac so don't make any sudden movements around him." Naruto said running between Sasuke and Neji and leaning over to Sasukes ear.

"Idiot." Gaara said as he hit Naruto over the head and then got into the pickup.

"Haཀ Now you have to ride in the back." Neji said as he shut and locked the door and the car started to drive away, Naruto used to the moody teen jumped on quick, but Sasuke was a little slow to catch on and almost missed if Naruto hadn't caught his shirt and hulled him in like he was as light as the small fox sitting next to him, but he used a little too much force and Sasuke ended up in his lap.

"Thanks." Sasuke said blushing and got out of his lap, looking at the blonde and taking a seat next to him.

"No problem. He Gaara we picking up the others?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, Sakura is at Inos and so is Lee, Hinata, Kiba, Shikamaru and Temari are gonna meet us there." Neji said from the front.

"So where are we going?" Sasuke asked to Neji through the window.

"You'll see when we get there."

"What about Sai?" Naruto asked.

"Do I look like I really care about Sai?" Gaara asked.

"No, CRAP LOOK OUT!" Naruto yelled as a dark haired boy jumped right infront of the car at the end of the drive way.

"SHIT! Sai! What the hell!" Neji and Gaara yelled as the breaks were slammed and Sai was pushed up onto the car hood, but then slid off and landed by the side of the truck. It looked like it barely fazed him. Too bad for Sasuke, cause when the car stopped he was thrown from the vehicle because he was leaning over the cars edge to get a better view of the occupants of the car only to land at the feet of a boy Sasuke swears was his clone.

"YAY more friends!" the boy known as Sai yelled as he grabbed the other dark haired boy and crushed his body in a bone shattering hug.

"Na-r-u-to he-lp me." Sasuke croaked out as the air seemed to leave his lungs as the hug got tighter.

"Sai, this is Sasuke, my knew roommate. Please do not kill him, he's my only source of entertainment when I'm home alone." Naruto said as if Sasuke was a doll.. Sai let go and climbed into the truck, Sasuke following him at a distance wincing as he sat down on the other side of Naruto.

"So, why did you try to kill yourself by means of Gaaras truck? You know there is better ways of suicide. Ones that don't include lawsuits." Naruto said bouncing slightly as they made their way down the old road.

"Well, I didn't have a ride, so I was gonna catch a ride with you." Sai said smiling.

"Most people ride inside a truck, not on its hood." Neji said from the sliding window.

"So, we are meeting Hinata Temari, Shikamaru and the others at the restaurant. So no more surprises." Naruto said as Kyuubi jumped on his lap and started to growl at Sasuke who, by the foxes standards, was too close to her master. (Not sure if I told you but Kyuubi is a girl.)

"Wait, doesn't Temari live with you?" Sai asked.

"Yes, but Temari was at Shikamarus last night, and Gaaras mad about that, and so is his brother. So Shikamaru is trying to avoid his early death by avoiding Gaara, and Kankuro, Gaaras older brother.." Neji said as they pulled into a driveway, and two girls came out of the house followed by a guy in green.

The first girl, Sasuke saw had pink hair and was wearing khaki pants, and a pale orange tang top, she had a red quarter sleeve button up shirt over it, and a red scarf around her neck.

"Hey Narutoཀ" the next girl said swinging over the side of the truck to land on top of the boy.

"Gahཀ Oh, Hey Ino whats up?" he asked the girl, now known as Ino, so Sasuke, by default, decided that the pink girl was Sakura cause the other was male. The girl, Ino, was wearing Blue jeans and a red short sleeved Holister shirt with a blue zip up over it.

"Hello Naruto, and who is your youthful looking companion here?" said a guy in a green tight shirt, he had on blue jeans, and he had a interesting bowl cut.

"Lee, this is Sai. You know Sai, he's the dude that always wheres the half shirt." Naruto said waving his hand.

"I know, but who is his clone?" Sakura asked leaning over Lee to Sasuke.

"Yes, Naruto-kun, tell us who your cute friend is." both Sakura and Ino said latching onto his arms.

"Oh, this is Sasuke my new roommateཀ" Naruto said beaming at his friends.

"So cute, got a girl friend?" Sakura purred into his ear.

"Um..." Sasuke said not sure of how to answer and becoming more uncomfortable with each passing second..

But then the girls broke out into a fit of laughter.

"Chill man, we aint into guysཀ." Ino said wrapping her arm around Sakura who just stuck her tongue out at Sasuke.

"Yeah, now that your all acquainted lets goཀ" Gaara said as he pulled out of the drive way and made his way to the drive through place called Tsunades drive in.

"So Sasuke, now that you know these freaks-" Naruto said as he was then hit by Sakura on the head.

"Ouch, now the others are as follows, Temari, who is Gaaras sister. She will be the oldest girl there with blonde hair. She usually carries a metal fan around that she hits people with, and she is quick to anger. Why a fan you ask? Because a hammer is easer to use in a court for evidence" Naruto said. Sasuke just winced at the girl who gave him a smile.

"Aint that right." Gaara said from the drivers seat.

"Ya. Her older brother is Konkuro who is a puppet freak with dark brown hair. Then there is Hinata, who is Nejis cousin, a little shy when you frist meet her, but then she warms up. Same freaky eyes as her cousin, but she makes them work. She gets nervous around new people and stutters. Then there is Tenten, thats Nejis girl. she has dark brown hair, most likely up in buns cause its hot out, carefully she is a spit rocket when she gets mad. Um, then Kiba and Shino, Kiba is a dog freak and has wild brown hair, he's got tattoos on his face, two red lines. He always carries his dog Akamaru around on his head, so don't be surprised if he has a puppy up there. Shino is quiet, and likes bugs. Nuff said. Then there is Sai, hes basically Gaaras booty call. Hes Bi, but you wouldn't think so from his shirt. he looks kinda like you, except more gay. The smartest of our group I think is Shikamaru, the laziest ass you will ever see, brown hair up in a high pony tail. Speaking of fat asses I forgot Choji, big guy, don't ever let him catch you calling him fat cause that will be the last thing you'll say. and thats all my friendsཀ" Naruto said as another group came up to them.

Naruto was attacked yet again, but this time by a boy with messy brown hair and red tattoos on his face. Kiba.

"Heyཀ Naruto is this the guy you were talking about?ཀ" Kiba yelled as his dog, Akamaru barked and jumped around the flat bed happily as the others walked up to the truck. Gaara sent this lazy looking kid next to a blonde girl a death glare. 'Must be his sis and that Shikamaru guy.' Sasuke thought as he looked back to Naruto.

"Yeah, guys this is Sasuke. Sasuke guys." Naruto said as he motioned with his arm.

"H-hi" a shy girl said.

"HIཀ" said Temari. And it went on like that until they stopped cause the authoress is bored and wants to get on with the story.

"Ok, now hurry and order your food cause the day is gonna get warm and the lake is waitingཀ" Kiba and Naruto yelled.

"Ok, not getting the foodཀ" Tenten yelled in the arms of Neji.

"Ok Lee you get it." Naruto said sighing.

"Why me?" Lee asked crossing his arms.

"Cause you want to be stronger? Well be stronger in mind by memorizing our orders." Neji said.

"Yoshཀ I shall complete this taskཀ" with that he left with the orders.

"Nice Neji." Sakura said smiling.

"Well I am a genius after all." he said proudly.

Then Lee came back with the food 15 minutes later.

"Take long enough?" Kiba said grabbing his burger from the boy.

"Here you go Naruto." Lee said ignoring Kiba, and handed Naruto his coup o' Ramon.

"Thanks Lee." Naruto said as he grabbed the cup and slurping it down.

"Oh, and Tsunade said, to quote 'Stop coming on my land you little shithead, and quit stealing my chopped wood to burn up the forest.' end quote"

"Um sure. Hey Sasuke, does Diet Coke have caffeine in it?" Naruto asked looking at the bottle in his hand, that he got out of a cooler in the back of Shikamarus trcuk.

"No, it says caffeine not included." Sasuke said taking a bite of his burger. A bit of tomato fell from it and onto the ground.

"Oh, I like Caffeine." Naruto said pouting.

"You know they are making 'Mountain dew' with out caffeine in it." Ino said in between bites of her salud.

"Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of Mountain dew?" Kiba asked.

"Yeah it does." Temari said sipping her Pepsi.

"Well next thing you know they are gonna have like Caffeine free coffeeཀ" Naruto yelled.

They all sweat dropped.

"Naruto, they do, it's called de-caf." Sasuke said with an eye twitch.

"Don't use you high education words with meཀ" Naruto yelled standing up.

Gaara twitched. "Thats an abbreviation for decaffeinated coffee."

"Shut upཀ Lets goཀ" Naruto yelled and so they threw away their crap and headed over to Neji and Hinatas house where there was a speed boat and tubes cause their fucking rich.

Walking through the giant house Sasuke said "Damn, what the hell do your parents do?"

"Well m-my d-dad used to be in th-the a-army and so he opened a-a dojo after he retired. H-he was a s-s-sargent general." Hinata stuttered as she showed them to the garage in the back of the house where two giant inner tubes where.

"Tell us when your done." Ino said as the girls went inside the house to change into their swimsuits. "K'" Sai said turning around and smacking her on the butt. Ino just glared at him and then waped him over the head.

"Ok, here they are." Neji said showing them the side of the house where there were two tubes.

"Sweet." Kiba said taking one and running around the house and hooking them up to a trailer that was connected to a tan Chevy truck that belonged to Temari. Naruto grabbed the other one and made the way around the house and hooked it on too.

"Ok Gaara bring your truck around and we can attach the three jet skis to it." Neji said folding over a tarp to reveal the said jet skis.

"And what does your dad do?" Sasuke asked raising an eyebrow as Gaara brought the truck around.

"Model." Neji said simply. Sasuke just thought about a man that looked like Neji modeling. Sasuke winced at the image.