A/N: Yay Me!! I've got 33 reviews and 5 chapters!! Once again, YAY ME!!! I would like to thank my loyal readers and reviewers. I'm so happy that you guys think I'm a good writerAnything in italics is either a dream or a thought. Anything in parentheses is an action that the character does or the setting. But anyway, I've noticed that most of my reviewers have quit on me, so I need at least umm… 8 reviews before I continue the story.

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Faith: Come on, just say it Shell.

Joe: Yea it can't be that bad.

Shell: Fine!! I DON'T OWN INUYASHA!!!! – Throws a fit and runs away –

Joe and Faith: I feel bad for her.

What's Chr.ist.mas?

(In Kagome's Living room)

Kagome: Oh shit!

Inuyasha: What is it baby?

Kagome: I forgot! Christmas is next week!

Miroku: What is Chr.ist.mas?

Kagome: Only my favorite holiday ever!

Inuyasha: Ok, what do you do on this Christmas day?

Kagome: Well, before hand people buy gifts for people they care about and on December 25th they exchange gifts. Even if the other person didn't get them anything, the point of the holiday is about giving.

Inuyasha: Well, why don't we do shopping? The snow seems to have melted and like you said, people who care about each other buy presents for the other. We all care about each other.

Kagome: Well, that's so thoughtful. But if we're going anywhere you all need to change.

Miroku: Why?

Kagome: Because people don't exactly walk around in monk's attire or kimonos anymore.

Miroku: Okay. What are we supposed to wear?

Kagome: Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Yes, Kagome?

Kagome: Do you remember when I took you shopping for clothes you could wear here?

Inuyasha: Yea… Why?

Kagome: Those clothes are in Sota's closet. You and Miroku should fit in them quiet nicely.

Inuyasha: Okay, Sota's room is the 3rd door on the right, correct?

Kagome: Yep, right after the bathroom.

Inuyasha: Come on Miroku.

(Inuyasha and Miroku disappear up the stairs)

Sango: What am I going to wear?

Kagome: I was thinking we could see how well the boys can keep their cool.

Sango: Hmm. I like it, continue.

Kagome: Well, I was thinking you and me get dressed up really sexy. Like in mini-skirts and tube tops and stuff like that.

Sango: You know the boys will go crazy.

Kagome: I know.

Sango: Okay, let's go.

(Kagome and Sango rummage through Kagome's drawers and find the sexiest stuff that Kagome owned.

[30 minutes later

Inuyasha and Miroku had been waiting for 15 minutes. Inuyasha had chosen black jeans from Hot Topic, a black and red South Pole shirt, a red bandana to cover his ears and black Vans. Miroku had chosen a navy blue and white South Pole shirt, blue jeans from American Eagle and white Vans. They have been yelling at the girls for the past 5 minutes.

Inuyasha: KAGOME! SANGO! COME ON!!

Miroku: YEA COME ON YOU GUYS!!

Kagome and Sango appeared at the top of the stairs and Miroku had to shut Inuyasha's open mouth. Kagome was wearing a red mini-skirt from AE, a black belly shirt from Aeropostale, and she was wearing black 3 in. high heels from Kohl's.Spelling??)Sango was wearing a blue mini-skirt, a white tube top and white 3 in. heels all from Abercrombie and Fitch.

Kagome: Wow Inuyasha, looks like we match.

Inuyasha: Byafs.

Kagome: (laughs and moves over to Inuyasha) Priestess got your tongue?

Inuyasha: (nods head)

Kagome: How cute. (stands on tippy toes and kisses Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: (breaks the kiss) Wow. Kagome, My Kagome. (kisses her )

Sango: So Miroku, what do you think?

Miroku: Grmpf

Sango: Oh Miroku, you don't like it, do you? (frowns)

Miroku: N-n-n-no. I-love-it.

Sango: (Smiles) Then you would love to help me pick out presents for my… friends.

Miroku: As long as I'm by your side, I'll do anything.

Sango: (whispers) Great.

Miroku: (shivers) Mmmmhm.

Kagome: So, looks like you're helping me out. (Inuyasha nods) Great. This should be fun. Sango, you and your boy toy go get into my car. I need to talk to Inuyasha.

Sango: You got it girl. Come on Roki.

Miroku: Roki??

Sango: What, you don't like it? (Frowns)

Miroku: No, I love it.

Sango: Great! (Pulls Miroku to the car and starts kissing him)

Miroku: Sango, darling what has gotten into you?

Sango: I've finally admitted to myself that I love you.

Miroku: I love you too. But Sango, we need to stop, this isn't the time or place and I've already got a huge hard-on.

Sango: Miroku, I'm sorry, I didn't know the effect I had on you.

Miroku: Don't be sorry. Please. I love you Sango, I really do. Will you bear my children?

Sango: Yes, I told you before. YES!! Miroku, I've always been willing, you just never asked at the right time. YES! (kisses Miroku)

(BACK IN THE HOUSE)

Inuyasha: Kagome, why are you dressed like that?

Kagome: You don't like it?

Inuyasha: (smiles) No, I hate it. I hate anything that touches your skin that's not me.

Kagome: Well, we might be able to change your thoughts at the mall. Come on.

Inuyasha: This should be interesting.

Kagome: I agree. Come on, we better get into the car before Miroku rapes Sango.

Inuyasha: Yea...

The happy couple went into the garage hand-in-hand and found Sango on top of Miroku kissing him. Inuyasha knocked on the window and Sango rolled off Miroku. Even through the tinted back windows, Kagome could see her blushing. Kagome got into the driver's side and Inuyasha got in the passenger's side.

Kagome: Wow Sango, you must really like Miroku, huh? (laughs)

Inuyasha: Yea, I bet he's going to be all over the other girls at the mall.

Miroku: For your information, Inuyasha, I have pledged my loyalty to Sango.

Sango: That's right, and he knows if I find out that he has betrayed my trust, he will never get within 5ft of me without Kirara going into full demon mode.

Miroku: And if Sango betrays my trust we have agreed that I get to choose her life-partner.

Kagome: Now that's scary.

Inuyasha: Extremely.

Kagome: Okay, everyone buckle up.

Sango: How?

Kagome: Wait, how old are you guys again? I can never remember.

Miroku: I'm 20.

Sango: I'm 19

Kagome: Okay you two don't need to.

Inuyasha: I'm already buckled Kags.

Kagome: Okay. (buckles up) Okay, off to the mall.

[20 minutes later (AT THE MALL)

Kagome: Okay, I'm giving you each $200. (Kagome gives everyone their money) Okay, and Sango, do you have the phone I gave you at the house.

Sango: This thing? (Takes a Razor out of her white purse)

Kagome: Yes. If you get lost press and hold the 2 button and it will call my Sidekick. Okay?

Sango: Got it, come on Roki.

Kagome: One more thing!

Sango: Yea?

Kagome: (pulls Sango over to the side) whispers: make sure you visit Victoria Secret, and model some of the clothes there for Miroku. I'm sure he'd love it.

Sango: Thanks Kagome.

Kagome: (brings Sango back to the rest of the group) Okay, so we'll meet in the food court at 1 okay?

Miroku, Sango and Inuyasha: GOT IT!!

Miroku and Sango went toward the clothing stores.

Kagome: Okay, where do you want to go first?

Inuyasha: How about Kay Jewelers?

Kagome: I don't know why you want to go there but okay.

Inuyasha: Yes you do.

Kagome: No I don't.

Inuyasha: I heard you talking in your sleep about what you wanted for Christmas.

Kagome: HEY! THAT'S CHEATING!

Inuyasha: No, THAT is one of the perks of sleeping in the same bed as the most beautiful women in the world.

Kagome: Oh yea?

Inuyasha: Yes. Now come on! We don't have all day!

Kagome: Inuyasha…

(WITH SANGO AND MIROKU)

Miroku: Sango, why are we in a lingerie store?

Sango: (inside the dressing room) You'll see. (Steps out of the changing room with a black lace bra on and matching black thong and she was watching Miroku, who was nearly drooling.) What do you think?

Miroku: (pounces on Sango) I think you want me to rip those things off you.

Sango: On the contrary, these are for YOUR enjoyment.

Miroku: whispers: how is getting a hard-on in the middle of a public place enjoyable?

Sango: whispers: Because the next time I have these on, we'll be in a cave, alone.

Miroku: Then you better get out of those and let me buy them.

Sango: Good idea.

Sango changed back into her clothes and brings the undergarments to the check out.

Cashier: $42.36 please.

Miroku hands the cashier the money, got his change and he and Sango left the store with his hand wrapped around her waist.

Miroku: whispers: I hope you know that I'm going to hold you to your cave idea.

Sango: whispers: I hope you know that I expect you to.

(WITH INUYASHA AND KAGOME)

Kagome: Inuyasha… It's beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/N: 1500 words!!!!! YAY!!!! And remember, I need at least 8 reviews to continue so. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you all, Shell.