I hope this stays bold

Itachi: I hope you get a life

smacks Itachi Bad ninja!

looks at audience Sorry about that ' Temari is out today so Kimimaru will be subbing in for her.

Kimimaru: eh……..

scoots super close to Kimimaru Hey Kimimaru can you come and help me? I need to get something from the closet for the show

Itachi: Don't do it man!

Kimimaru follows in and I shut the door

Itachi: sighs I warned him well anyway. Misukage does not own Naruto or any of the characters cause if she did looks towards closet well…….. Lets just say it wouldn't be the same. hears noises coming from closet Like I said it's a good thing that she doesn't own it.

Chapter 3

Temari woke up feeling very happy and pleased with herself. She sat up and stretched then looked at the sleeping ninja beside her. She giggled, she had worn him out from all of their escapades the night before and if she had it her way there would be plenty more to come. She smiled at the sleeping ninja then sneaking a hand over, she felt his 'happy place'. She grinned, he was hard even when he was asleep, taking advantage of the situation she decided to have some fun. She crawled over and sat up on his lap, she kissed his neck then trailed her tongue down to his lower regions. She smirked, she was going to give him head and he wasn't going to know otherwise. She took it into her mouth and started playing with it with her tongue. She heard him groan and looked up to find that he was still asleep. She played with it a few more minutes then slid herself onto him.

'All well' she thought as she lifted herself up and down on him slowly 'At least I can say I raped a willing person' once she was done she got up and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

As she was about to step into the shower she felt to strong arms wrap around her waist and a head against hers.

"What are you doing?" she heard Itachi ask as he nibbled on her neck sending shivers up her spine. "I was going to take a shower" she said then turned to look at him "want to help me?" she asked.

He didn't need to be asked, he would have taken her anyway even if she hadn't. Bending over he started kissing her neck making her moan in pleasure. Soon kissing became biting and soon biting involved steaming hot water streaming down his back and him pinning her against the shower wall, thrusting into her making her moans louder.

'God I hope no one hears us' he thought as he wrapped one of her legs around his waist to get better leverage. But it quickly accured to Itachi that the shower wall wasn't going to cut it. She was begging him to go harder, no crying, cause she wasn't getting the relief she needed. He quickly pulled her delicious body into his with one hand and with the other turned off the shower and together they stumbled out and landed on one of the fuzzy white rugs.

Without skipping a beat, he flipped her so he was on top and she was on the bottom.

"Time to teach you not to rape me when I'm sleeping" he whispered in her ear. She blinked and soon he was sticking his tongue into belly button. She squealed and wiggled underneath him. He continued torturing her for a while then started thrusting into her. He could feel her nails digging into him, he decide to give himself a different view of her chest so he flipped them so he was on the bottom. He almost had a nose bleed, from where he was he had a shot of Temari's chest that would have made Jaryia faint. He sat up and started sucking on one of her nipples. Temari arched her back and pressed his head into her chest making him to suck harder and deeper. She moaned and kissed the top of his head. She knew this was fast but she didn't care she just wanted him and she wanted him NOW! She shoved herself onto him and moaned as she felt his hardness entered her. His hands were on his hips and his mouth was moving over to her other breast. (A/n: I don't know whether or not to yell at myself for typing that. Sorry please continue)

He groaned and started thrusting into her making her moan and pant so much she couldn't concentrate on anything or anyone else. She arched her back and with one final thrust he came collapsed onto the floor. He gasped for breath, sweet and delicious sweat was perspiring from his body making Temari lick her lips as she watched his sculpted chest rise up and down. She came forward and kissed his forehead "Don't move" she whispered "I'll finish up" and she went up and down on him as fast as she could go. Itachi sat and watched as her chest jiggle as she rose up and down, he caught her and flipped her so he was on top. He gently removed himself from her and stuck his tongue in its place. 'Finally!' she thought. It only took three hard, deliberate thrusts of his tongue and she came willingly and happily. Itachi slowly got up then picked her up and carried her bridal style to the bed and gently laid her on it.

He kissed her then laid down himself and wrapped her in his arms "Enjoying yourself sand nin?" he asked her as she laid her head on his chest.

"Hell yes! Damn it Itachi if I knew you were the god of all sex gods I would have jumped you a long time ago" She smirked as she looked at him. She had lied that first day, he had been good, very good. He smirked back "Good. Other wise I would have had to jump you again" he said. Temari sat up, "And would that be a bad thing?" she crossed her arms over her chest. Itachi ran a finger over the exposed curve of her boob "Nope other then you would be distracting me from my job" Temari shivered under his light touch at the same time her stomach growled. Itachi sat up and kissed her stomach, "Lets get something to eat" he suggested "That way you won't have to rape me again when I faint" she nodded. They got up off the bed and got dressed then headed down stairs acting like nothing happened.

In another part of the village………

"Bwhahahahahaha!" the man laughed, "The time is drawing near and I'll soon have another kunochi to add to my marvelous collection"

Gasps and moans could be heard coming from a big pit from behind him. The evil shaman cackled as he start to pore various liquids together. His skin was light by the awful smelling liquid. He had done this before, he would find the strongest kunochi, rape her and then feed off of her strength by forcing her to drink from it. He laughed again, it would be so easy to seduce her for no man wanted a strong woman as his lover.

(Me: SAY WHAT! goes over and tries to kill the shaman)

Itachi grabs me while my feet are still flying

(Me: I'M GOING TO KILL THAT BAKA EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! Oh by the way did you see I go three reviews on that yaoi I did)

(Itachi: yeah, yeah I saw. turns to audience Misukage did not mean anything against strong woman as you saw earlier so please forgive her and continue with the story)

Back with Temari and Itachi

After breakfast instead of going back upstairs like both of them wanted to do. They went to a nearby book store instead cause there was a book that Temari wanted to get. Itachi was curious about it so he asked her what it was about only to learn that it involved men ………..doing other men, lay mans terms, yaoi. He shivered and decided to leave Temari to her own devices.

(Itachi: Yaoi shivers how can you women read that stuff?)

(Me: I don't read it. I write it, but according to one reviewer my stuff made it sound nasty)

(Itachi: it was! You may have not thought so but that's because you wrote it. I mean come on! Two guys doing it doggy style what kind of a shy girl are you?!)

(Me: thinks Well Itachi covers my mouth)

(Itachi: Don't even think about it. Just continue on with the story)

(Me: nods)

After Itachi had left her, Temari had found an interesting pamphlet in the 'Adult' section. Along with the book she came for she purchased it and put it in her bag for later. She looked around trying to find Itachi but he was no where to be seen. She sighed and decided to wait for him so she sat down in one of the near by chairs.

He pulse quickened when he saw his lover over in the shadows and no sooner had he taken a step closer when the man ran at him and pinned him next to a nearby tree in a hungry kiss.

Temari stopped and looked up from where she was reading, it had been a bad idea to read this where she was instead in the privacy of her own home. She quickly looked around for Itachi, she needed him. Him or a male stripper she wasn't to particular at the moment though she did want Itachi to rip off her cloths and do things to her she only thought were in dreams. She growled and followed his charka signal all the way to the back of the book store where no one looked like they had been there in years. Once she spotted him she turned him around and pinned him against the book shelf and started tonguing him like he wouldn't believe.

She broke the kiss and started trailing kisses down his neck. Itachi smirked at Temari as she started biting his neck and run her hands under his shirt.

"That yaoi get a little too hot for you?" he whispered as she sucked on the spot where she bit.

"Yes" she replied hungrily as she smashed her body against his.

Itachi knew that she needed relief, she obviously had forgotten where they were and that other people where around. "Right" he murmured in her ear then he looked to see where the restrooms were. He spotted them and quickly took her hand and led her there.

(Me: Didn't you and Kakashi do that in the bathroom?)

(Itachi: Shut it)

They ran into a stall and Itachi wasted no time attending to her 'needs'. Though he wasn't in the mood himself he started kissing her and slowly worked her panties off. Temari growled at him making him thrust a finger inside her. Her mouth was quickly covered and her scream was muffled his kiss.

When they were done they walked out and Temari handed him the pamphlet with the different positions. Itachi blinked at some of them, tilted his head at others and considered about doing all of them sometime.

"I was thinking we could try some of them" She said. Itachi nodded picking out a few that seemed interesting. "We could do all of them too if you want" he said, as they passed a store.

Temari stopped "What are we exactly?" she looked up as she asked him. Itachi stopped and turned to look at her.

"What are you talking about?" he asked though he already knew the answer to that question. Temari's breath and voice were caught in her throat "A-Are we friends with benefits or something different?"

Itachi felt his heart beat really fast, his voice and brain shut down cause he didn't know the answer.

"I - I don't know" a pang of hurt shot threw him 'What are we?' he thought. He would have just said they were just two people who liked to have sex but he wasn't sure it was that really. Temari looked down, something inside her didn't feel good and she wanted to figure out what it was without her bodyguard around.

"Maybe we should stop this until we figure out what we are" she said. Itachi looked at her, he wanted to tell her 'no' but he didn't.

"Ok then" he replied then turned and began walking again, leaving Temari to follow quietly behind him. Temari felt bad about it but she knew it was the only way to figure it out.

They arrived at the hotel and Itachi said he would go on patrol to see if anything looked unusual, Temari nodded then went up to her room. Once there she went into the bathroom and started the Jacuzzi. She stripped down slowly stepped in when something caught her eye. Quickly she covered herself with a towel and turned around to see a strange old man staring at her.

"Hello my, my, aren't you gifted" he said as his tongue ran across his lips. Temari growled then kicked him in the shin. Wasting no time she grabbed her kuni and ran past him. As she ran towards a door a hand covered her mouth, she coughed as she inhaled the scent and tried to break free from his grasp but he was to strong. She coughed again and passed out into the strangers arms. The man laughed "Well that didn't that too long" he said then he ordered the man to carry her.

Itachi had just finished his patrol and had sensed nothing odd until he got back to Temari's room. When he opened the door there was no one in the room, thinking she had was having a bath he went to the bathroom but didn't find anyone there.

Strange chakra signals where everywhere he didn't recognize ether of them. A scowl went across his face. He turned on his Sharingan and followed the paths, who ever was in there had taken Temari and who ever they were they were going to pay big time.

Me: Hi again, Sorry it took so long I've been busy and was having a hard time coming up with the next chapter.

Itachi: Well at least you got it done

Me: You're being nice. What happened?

Itachi holds up notebook I was looking at the ideas you had for the future chapters and saw one that involved me and Temari having a Covers hand with mouth

Me: Don't. Ok.

Itachi: Fine I won't say anything

Me: Thank you Itachi

Itachi: Thank you those who have been reading and reviewing. Your awesome replies have been great.

Me: Three cheers for the reviewers Hip, Hip, Hooray! Hip, Hip Hooray! Hip, Hip Hooray!

Itachi: And good night