Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…. Wish I did.
Talking "Hello"
Thinking Hello
Kyuubi and Inner Sakura talking "HELLO"
Naruto The Ninja Alchemist
"My first impression of you guys is I hate you", "Anyways meet me on the roof", said the man.
Team 7 followed their sensei out the building and on to the roof.
"Ok I want you guys to tell me your Name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future", said their sensei.
"Sensei how about you tell us first", ask Sakura.
"My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have no desire to tell you my likes or dislikes. Dreams for the future? Hmm, well I have lots of hobbies." Said Kakashi.
"All we got was his name" said Sakura.
"You with the pink hair you go first".
"My name is Haruno Sakura I like-, my dream for the future is-, I dislikes Ino-pig", said Sakura blushing and looking at Sasuke all the way.
Just great a love struck girl what else. Thought Kakashi.
"Now the person with the black hair".
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke, there is not many things I like, I dislike lots of things, I would prefer to call my dream a ambition, to kill a certain man", finish Sasuke.
An Avenger not surprising really.
"Now you with the blonde hair"
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like ramen, I dislike Sasuke, My dream for the future is to become Hokage!" yell Naruto.
Oh just great a loudmouth Ramen-obsessed freak. Thought Kakashi.
"Before we start missions as a team I want to do something with just the 4 of us", said Kakashi.
"What is it Kakashi-sensei", ask Sakura.
"Its survival training", Kakashi answers quickly.
"Why we've done that at the Academy already" said Sakura.
"I'm your opponent and this isn't like normal survival training", replies Kakashi.
"Why is that sensei", question Sakura.
"Ok If I tell you this you guys are going to freak out", said Kakashi eyes curving up in to an upside down U. "Of all graduates only 9 will be chosen as Genin", continued Kakashi. "The rest will be send back to the academy, there is a failure rate of over sixty six percent", Finished Kakashi.
"What than what was the Genin Exam for?" yell Naruto.
"That was just the preliminaries", answered Kakashi getting up. "By the way don't eat breakfast tomorrow or else your gonna throw up" said Kakashi disappearing in a puff of smoke.
"I'll see you guys tomorrow" said Naruto standing up ready to get home. Naruto quickly jumped from roofs to roofs heading towards his apartment. When he arrived he got his training equipments and took off to the forest. When he arrives to the clearing he opened the scroll towards the advance alchemy section. "Ok the next circle is to create bigger items from ingredients", said Naruto. He spends 4 hours working on it but all he got was small items he could make already. After the 4 hours on alchemy he set the gravity to 4x to give himself more of a challenge.
I got to get stronger today so I can get ready to fight Kakashi-sensei. Naruto thought. For over 3 hours Naruto walks around the clearing getting use to the gravity. He started to do push-up, sit-ups punches and kicks. After the tiring exercises he stopped sitting by his scrolls. "Ok Chakra control time", said Naruto running off to the lake. He arrived and began to walk on top of the water staying afloat for 5 minutes before he fell in. Over a 2 hour period the duration increases slowly until he was able to stay afloat for 20 minutes before falling in. "I improved a lot today" said Naruto proudly. He started to work on his Karyuu that was gradually getting stronger and stronger. For over 2 hours he repeatedly perform Karyuu until he fell down unable to continue any further.
"I guess this is enough training for today" said Naruto canceling the gravity tag and began to pack his items. Naruto was able to slowly walk home even with Chakra exhaustion. By the time he reached his house it was way pass his bedtime. He quickly made a few ramen cups and began to eat them quickly heading off to bed.
The next day Naruto woke up bright and early getting a quick snack, than he started to go for a jog. He kept on jogging totally forgetting about the survival training until he was 2 hours late. "Oh no I forgot about the survival training today" he yelled running off to the training field. When he arrived he saw Sakura trying to get Sasuke to talk.
When Sakura saw Naruto arrive she quickly turn and glare at him. "NARUTO YOU WERE 2 HOURS LATE", she yells.
"Where is Kakashi-sensei", asked Naruto.
"He's not here yet", answered Sakura.
"Than I am not late yet", replies Naruto.
"Yo", said Kakashi appearing in a puff of smoke.
Sakura quickly turned at started yelling at him."YOUR LATE" yells Sakura
"Sorry I got lost on the road of life", said Kakashi scratching the back of his head laughing nervously.
"LIAR" yells Sakura.
"Anyways you guys have to take these two bells from me before the clock reaches 12 o'clock, you have 3 hours plus you must come at me with the intent to kill", said Kakashi.
"What if we hurt you Kakashi-sensei", questions Sakura worriedly.
"You won't hurt me", answers Kakashi. "You may begin", he finishes, as team 7 moves and hid in the trees.
Kakashi slowly reached into his pocket pulling out an orange book.
Naruto's eyebrow started to twitch. "Where have I seen that book before", Naruto said to himself. He saw Kakashi starting to giggle like a schoolgirl with a blush on his face. Freaking pervert. Thought Naruto. He preformed the seals for Kage bunshin. "Kage Bushin no justu", said Naruto quietly as 5 clones appear by him. "Ok I want you guys to do this", he whispers to his clones.
Kakashi was reading his book patiently waiting for his attackers. Suddenly he felt something wrapped around his feet. He looked down and saw that his feet were bound by the earth. What is this. Thought Kakashi trying to get free. Suddenly a person grabbed him from the back.
"NOW", yelled the Kage Bunshin grabbing Kakashi.
Kakashi saw 4 Naruto surrounds him performing seals.
"Katon: Goukayuu No Justu" yelled all 4 clones at the same time breathing a huge flame at the bound Kakashi. When the flames clear all there was left was a piece of burned log. "Shit a Kawarimi", yelled one of the Naruto clone as they puff out of existence.
How did the dope learn to do Goukayuu, and what was that move that bound Kakashi onto the ground. Though Sasuke.
Damn I missed I really thought that would of gotten him. Thought Naruto.
What was that justu that bound my legs, that was really close when did Naruto get that much sneakier. Thought Kakashi.
Naruto took off and tried to look for Sakura. When he saw her, he lands beside her.
"Sakura-chan", said Naruto.
"What do you want Naruto", she replies coldly.
"Well I just wanted to ask if you want to work to-", said Naruto.
"No I got to find Sasuke-kun stop bothering me", she interrupted as she leap off into a nearby tree.
Naruto leapt away from his current spot to find Sasuke. Bouncing from tree to tree he finally found Sasuke hiding in a nearby tree. "Sasuke we need to work together to beat Kakashi-sensei", whispers Naruto landing beside Sasuke.
"I don't need to work with a dope like you", Sasuke replies coldly.
"Come on Sasuke I don't like this as well but it's the only way we can get the bells", continues Naruto.
"No"
"Come on", Naruto kept of asking for 5 whole minutes straight.
"Fine, what do you want to do", replies Sasuke finally giving in.
Naruto started to explain the details of the plan while Sasuke listens.
"Where are those kids, usually they come out and fight", said Kakashi while reading his book. All of a sudden he heard sounds by the bush and Naruto jumping at him. Kakashi dodged the punch only to find Sasuke kicking him from under Naruto. The hit connected but Kakashi turned into a log.
"Damn a Kawarimi", said Sasuke.
Kakashi suddenly appeared from behind hitting Sasuke only to have it pop into a puff of smoke.
"What a Kage Bunshin", yells Kakashi.
Another Sasuke jumps from the bush behind Kakashi and threw a kick. Kakashi dodges and threw a punch of his own only to have that turn into smoke as well.
"What another clone".
Than 5 clones jumps out in the form of Sasuke and started to attack Kakashi. Kakashi threw a punch at one and it dissapear in a puff of smoke. He kicked another one and it also turns into smoke. Than suddenly he saw a Sasuke in the air doing a heel drop. Kakashi quickly blocks that and the Sasuke somersaulted away from him. The 3 clones started to attack Kakashi throwing punches and kicks. Kakashi quickly took care of them when the only Sasuke left charged at him. He trys to kick Sasuke but Sasuke dodges and threw a kick of his own. When Kakashi try to block the ground split open below him and he went slightly off balance as the Sasuke takes the two bells from him.
Before Kakashi fell he saw that the split came from Naruto who was near the bush. Kakashi saw Sasuke toss a bell to Naruto and he caught it.
"Good job you guys got the bells", said Kakashi.
Sasuke stood smirking. Sakura came out from the bushes and he looked as if she wanted to cry.
"Sakura you didn't get a bell so you fail", said Kakashi.
Sakura started to cry. Sasuke stood smirking coldly.
Yes no more weaklings on my team. Thought Sasuke.
"Sakura-chan here you can have my bell", said Naruto giving the bell to Sakura.
What Naruto that dope.
Sakura took the bell and ran to Sasuke. "Hey look Sasuke-kun I have a bell I pass", said Sakura. "HELL YEA LOVE PREVAILS YET AGAIN" yells Inner Sakura.
"Sasuke and Sakura you guys…………….", started Kakashi.
"Fails" finish Kakashi.
"What but I got a bell", yells Sakura.
"What but I got the bell", says Sasuke.
"The whole point of this exercise was Teamwork", said Kakashi. "The only one who met this expectation was Naruto, he tried to get you to work together. He gave his bell and his chance to become a genin to Sakura", continues Kakashi. "You Sasuke were actually happy Sakura failed and you Sakura when Naruto tried to get you to work together you brushed him off and went off to find Sasuke. Plus he also gave you his bell you didn't even do as much as saying thank you", finishes Kakashi. "The only reason I'm going to pass you guys is because Naruto can't be in a team of one".
I pass because of a dope. Thought Sasuke.
"Anyways meet here tomorrow morning so we can start doing missions", says Kakashi disappearing into a puff of smoke.
"Bye guys", yells Naruto preparing to leave.
"Naruto fight me", said Sasuke coldly.
"Are you sure you want to fight", ask Naruto.
"Of course".
"Wait guys I don't think you should fight", interrupts Sakura.
"Stay out of this Sakura", said Sasuke. "This is between me and the dope".
"After I kick your ass you won't be calling me a dope anymore", yells Naruto. "Bring it on", said Naruto sliding into a battle stance.
"Hmmpt", mutters Sasuke also sliding into his battle stance.
"Kage bunshin no justu", starts Naruto creating 10 clones infront of him. The clones charges forward each performing seals for Katon: Goukayuu no justu. All of them finishes at the same time each sliding to a stop. "Katon: Goukayuu no justu", they said in unison. 10 flamethrowers were fired at Sasuke. As the flame clear all that was left was a burned log. "Damnit a Kawarimi", they all said when a shadow appeared behind them destroying them.
"You got to do better than that dope".
"Heh not bad Sasuke but I'll finish this off in one strike", yells Naruto confidently as he slams his hand on to the ground. A burst of chakra appeared beneath his hand in a form of a circle with weird pattern inside. Than suddenly it began to glow.
Sasuke felt something wrapping around his leg. When he look down he saw the same earth that had bound Kakashi.
"Gravity cancel", said Naruto freeing himself from the gravity. Charging forward quickly Naruto hit Sasuke behind the neck before he could free himself from the earth or do a Kawarimi.
Sasuke dropped down unconscious as the earth around his legs broke.
"NARUTO WHAT DID YOU DO TO SASUKE-KUN", Sakura yelled at him.
"I only knocked him unconscious he should be awake in a hour or so", said Naruto dropping Sasuke at Sakura before walking off. He heard Sakura yelling at him but he pay no attention. Yes I beat Sasuke I really am improving. He thought to himself. Heading towards home to get his training equipments.
At the Hokage office Sarutobi and Kakashi witness the fight.
"Hokage-sama did you see that", ask Kakashi.
"I did that was Alchemy, where did Naruto learn that and how is he able to do it", said Sarutobi.
"I don't know but could it be the scroll of seal", replies Kakashi.
"Could be, but how is it possible no one has been able to use alchemy for hundreds of years".
"Heh I guess I got myself a pretty interesting student", Kakashi said.
"Indeed his skills is improving quickly, did you see the speed he moved at", Sarutobi asked.
"Indeed could he be using the new gravity tag", replies Kakashi.
"It seems that way". "Teach him well Kakashi".
"Yes Hokage-sama", said Kakashi disappearing in a puff of smoke.
"Naruto you have been given a incredible gift, use it well", said Sarutobi pulling out the famous orange book blushing and giggling as he read it.
Meanwhile…..
"Ow what happen it felt as if I was hit by a rock", asked Sasuke.
"You were knocked unconscious by Naruto, Sasuke-kun", said Saukra.
"What are you doing here Sakura", asked Sasuke.
"I had to take you home".
"Hmmpt you can leave now", Sasuke said coldly.
"Ok Sasuke-kun".
I was beaten by the dope. Thought Sasuke. "Impossible it must have been a fluke there is no way I could be beaten by a idiot", reassured Sasuke.
"Ah Choooo", sneezed Naruto. "Someone must have been talking about me, hehehe", said Naruto continuing to train.
The next morning when Naruto arrived at the bridge he saw Sasuke and Sakura was already there. "Hello Sakura-chan", yell Naruto waving madly at her.
"Shut up Naruto", cried Sakura trying to get Sasuke to go on a date.
"Ha Sasuke I kick your ass yesterday", yell Naruto pointing at Sasuke.
"Hmmpt it was all luck", replies Sasuke.
"Yea listen to Sasuke-kun it was all luck Naruto", added Sakura.
"That's what you think Sasuke".
Team 7 waited for 2 whole hours without sign of their sensei.
"Ahhhhh where the hell is Kakashi-sensei", yells Naruto in frustration.
"Shut up Naruto", yelled Sakura.
"Yo", said Kakashi appearing in a puff of smoke.
"YOUR LATE SENSEI", yelled Sakura.
And she was telling to shut up. Thought Naruto an anime sweat drop appearing behind his head.
"Today we start our missions", said Kakashi in an overly happy tone.
"Are we going to go hunt down ninjas, rescue princess from burning buildings or fight evil monsters Kakashi-sensei?", asked Naruto loudly.
"You will see when we get our first mission Naruto, everyone follow me", finishs Kakashi.
"This wasn't what I was expecting", cried Naruto staring at the humongous pile of garbage in front of him.
"Get to work everyone", said Kakashi leaning by a nearby tree with his book out.
"Awwww this stinks so badly", cried Naruto.
"Shut up and work Naruto", yells Sakura.
"Hmmpt", added Sasuke.
For over 2 hours team 7 worked on the humongous pile of garbage until they were finally done. They dropped down from exhaustion by a nearby tree.
"Ok team lets report to the Hokage to get our next mission", said Kakashi happily, giggling as he read his book with a blush on his face.
"NOOOOO, not another mission", yelled Naruto.
"NO WAY NOT ANOTHER DISGUSTING MISSION", yelled Inner Sakura.
…………… Thought Sasuke.
When they arrived they received a mission to help build a building.
"Have fun", said Sarutobi. Waving team 7 off to their newest D-rank mission.
"No way this can't be the right place", yelled Naruto staring at the massive building in front of him.
"It is Naruto start helping now", said Kakashi.
"Ok that's it I'll finish this in one go", said Naruto. Looking at the shape and all the design of the building Naruto yelled, "STAND AWAY FROM THE BUILDING".
"What are you doing", cried Sakura as the worker started to move away from the building.
What is he up to. Thought Kakashi and Sasuke.
"KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUSTU", yelled Naruto as 5 clones pop into existence. "Ok guys go around the building and do this", he whispers silently to his clones. "1……2…..", they heard the Narutos count.
"What is he up to", Sakura asked Kakashi.
"I don't know just wait and see", replies Kakashi.
What is the dope up to. Thought Sasuke.
All the workers standing around the building started to whisper among them self.
"…..3", they heard Naruto finish. In unision all 6 Naruto place their hand onto the floor as lines of chakra started to form into a circle with patterns inside.
"What is this", ask Sakura.
Is this Alchemist?. Thought Kakashi staring closely at the circle.
This thing again. Thought Sasuke.
Team 7 heard whispers from the workers. "What is this". They manage to hear what one person said.
When lines of chakra stopped moving a huge amount of light blinded the vision of everyone watching. After their vision clear they got the shock of their life. In front of them stood the building they were working on. One of the worker ran inside.
"What was that Naruto", Sakura questioned Naruto who was on the ground panting from exhaustion.
"That….huff…..was……huff……Alche-", Naruto stopped as he fell unconscious.
Kakashi quickly checked his pulse sensing one he said, "he just fell unconscious because of exhaustion. "A day or two and he would be up and running".
"Did you know what he did Kakashi-sensei", asked Sakura.
Sasuke was listening closely.
"Well he just used Alche-", Kakashi started as he was interrupted by the guy who ran inside the building.
"That kid he finish the building down to every last detail", he yelled looking tired from running inside such a huge building. All the other workers quickly ran inside to take a look.
"Anyways lets go report the mission", said Kakashi. Totally forgetting about the question Sakura asked.
It was a day later when Naruto woke up. "Where am I", he asked. Looking around he saw white everywhere. "AHH I'm in a hospital", he yelled. Quickly getting dressed he ran down the hall until he bumped into someone.
"Naruto you shouldn't run in a hospital", said the man.
"Huh who are you", asked Naruto rubbing his head. When he look up he jumped up in surprise. "Old man what are you doing here", he yelled.
"Quiet this is the hospital", Sarutobi commanded.
Naruto quickly shut up and he followed Sarutobi who was heading towards the exit. Naruto followed Sarutobi until they arrived at the Hokage tower.
"Ah how long was I out", Naruto asked all of a sudden.
"Only a day", Sarutobi replies.
"A DAY, oh man I missed a lot of training time", yelled Naruto.
"Naruto I wanted to ask how you learn Alchemy", Sarutobi asked innocently.
"What are you talking about what Alchemy?", Naruto said playing dumb.
"Don't lie I recognize the transmutation circle from the scroll of seal, where did you learn it", Sarutobi ask seriously.
Oh man the old man is serious this can't be good. Naruto thought sweating nonstop. "You see… hmmmmm. Eh….", Naruto manage to get out.
"Did you copy the scroll of seal down", ask Sarutobi seriously.
"Hmmm… eh yes I did", said Naruto looking down onto the floor.
"Well why didn't you say so", said Sarutobi.
"Eh you aren't mad", asked Naruto.
"Of course not I'm actually happy, no one has been able to use alchemy for hundreds of years", Sarutobi said.
Naruto was surprised to say the least. "Really, a hundred years wow", said Naruto.
"Indeed", he finishes.
"Hmmm while I was out what happen to my team".
"Kakashi gave a one day break to your teammates, they should be at the mission center now", Sarutobi replies.
"I see".
When they arrived at the mission center Naruto saw Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi all getting ready to get their mission.
"Hi guys", yells Naruto.
"Oh Naruto your back", said Kakashi looking up from his book.
"Anyways your mission is this……..", said Sarutobi taking a seat at his chair.
"Oh hell no", cried Naruto as the owner hands team 7 three dogs.
For one whole week Team 7 received D-rank missions that were extremely tiring.
"That's it old man I'm not going to clean anymore garbage or walking anymore dogs I want a better mission", yelled Naruto in the mission center.
"Naruto your just a new genin you need to do some D-rank missions before you can do higher ones", said Iruka who was currently sitting beside Sarutobi.
"No I want a harder mission", Naruto stubbornly replies.
"NARUTO", yells Iruka getting angry.
"Yea Naruto listen to Iruka-sensei", adds Sakura.
What is that girl talking about I want harder missions. Thought Sasuke.
"No I won't leave until I get a higher rank mission", said Naruto sitting onto the floor.
"I'm sorry Hokage-sama", said Kakashi slightly embarrassed while trying to get Naruto up.
"No I want a higher rank mission", Naruto stubbornly replies trying to stop Kakashi from pulling him up.
"Fine Naruto I'll give you this C-rank mission", said Sarutobi opening one of the C-rank mission scrolls.
"But Hokage-sama", said Iruka.
"No buts Iruka if they want a C-rank mission I'll give them one", interrupts Sarutobi.
"So what are we going to do, escort a princess, save a village from evil ninjas", yells Naruto excitedly.
"You are going to escort you client Tazuna to the wave country", said Sarutobi interrupting Naruto yells.
"So are these kids going to be the one escorting me", said a drunk old man by the door. "I don't trust these guys especially the shrimp".
Team 7 look at each other a line appeared to show that Naruto was the shortest.
"Hey who are you calling a shrimp old man", yells Naruto trying to kill Tazuna.
"Naruto we are suppose to protect the client not kill him", said Kakashi holding Naruto back.
"Are you sure I'm safe Hokage-sama", asked Tazuna.
"Do not worry I a elite jounin will be accompanying you", said Kakashi.
"You will be expecting Bandits along the road good luck", said Sarutobi.
Finally a C-rank mission. Thought Naruto.
Am I ready for this. Thought Sakura.
Finally a time to test my skills. Thought Sasuke.
"Kids go home and pack what you need and meet at the north gate 30 minutes later", said Kakashi.
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura all headed home to get their equipments. Naruto quickly packed all his ramen and he spend the rest of the time to write down two transmutations circles he can pratice on the road.
When 30 minutes passed team 7 all met at the North gate.
"Team 7, LETS GO", yells Naruto as the group of 5 began their journey to the Wave.
To those who don't know Sarutobi is the Hokage.
A/N: I promise the next chapter won't take as long, I wasn't able to use the computer much during these pass days Sorry! To those who don't understand some parts of it you should reread the new Chapter 1.