Author's note
Alright chapter 4, hopefully each chapter will get out within a few days of each other.
Did I ever put a disclaimer in this story?
Deidara
"This one time someone replaced my exploding clay with peanut butter. It was so gross un! The stuff was so sticky and it felt so weird in my hand mouths. I couldn't use my clay for a week because that stuff was still inside there and my tongues kept trying to lick it off. I swear to God-
"It's Jashin asshole!"
-that if I ever find out who did this I'm blow them up into a milion pieces!"
"But Deidara-sempai it isn't healthy for you to release your anger like that. Remember what leader said." Tobi chimed in.
"Screw health!"
End of chapter 4. Next up Kakuzu
