Author's note
Alright chapter 8 is here featuring the pedophile Orochimaru.
Chapter 8
"This one time I was able to convince this twelve year old to come to my hideout and-
"Orochimaru!? What the hell are you doing here!?" Pein said confused and surprised.
"Well I heard what was going on and came by to share my little story."
"Nobody wants to hear how you raped a twelve year old. Fuck off."
"It's not rape if its consentu-
"Ahh! Fuck off Orochimaru!"
"Well you're being awfully mean to a former comrade."
"Fuck off Orochimaru!" This time everyone said it.
"Fine I'll leave but its not the last you'll see of me. And Itachi I'll be back for you especially, kukuku."
"I hope he gets hit by a car on his way home." Itachi said.
And that's chapter 8.