Author's note
Well for my fans (not many) here's chapter 9. It took much longer than normal because I'm in school and finals are coming up and I couldn't really think of something for Zetsu.
Chapter 9: Zetsu
"This one time I got pissed off at my white side so I tried to eat him."
"Unfortunately he didn't realize that we share the same body."
"Are you insulting me?"
"Damn right."
"This time your dead!"
"Geez those two are pretty stupid eh?" Hidan said.
"Look who's talking, you once confused a lawnmower with a fish tank."
Chapter 9 end. Next up Konan