Chapter Six: The Forest
Alucard was bored again. There was nothing to do. Students didn't want to come to his classes. The principal couldn't talk them into it. It could've been so much fun… And the coffin was stoned for some reason… Why did it go to the owls? It was spitting out the feathers for two hours now. It even ate about ten owls and didn't throw up… Exhausted with these global thoughts, the vampire was silently cleaning the guns. But it's a day right now, so it's time to go to sleep.
Snape couldn't recover from the last night. And from the five bullets of salt, from which, there were in his a too. Madam Pomfree has wasted 2 hours to get them out. Plus, he was out of weed. But maybe the last point was for the better. Snape collected all the literature on vampires to get rid of Alucard. As a result, he decided, that the best way is to get the vampire, out in the light. But he has to get along with a girl, even if she is red-eyed.
Seras was looking for a way to feed herself. She was hungry… very hungry. She could probably last one more week, but then…
Victoria entered the sick quarters and asked:
-Is there any blood left?
The nurse shivered and backed out a few meters:
-No, but we have some blood-regaining potion
-Give it to me!
Victoria grabbed the bottle and hurried back to the dungeon. She didn't offer the potion to her masta, maybe it's poisonous? Seras decided to try it first on herself. She drank half a bottle and howled. The potion was disgusting.
-Maaastaaaa, heeelp!!
-What is it now?
-Here… I drank this…
-You idiot, it's for mortals!!
BAM!! Seras collapsed on the floor.
-Lucky. I was trying to find myself in the mirror yesterday. I've found Arthur for some reason. I'd better starve for a while.
Several hours later. Evening
-Masta, why do we have to look in the forest?
-I don't know, I think we might find something useful there…
-Why did the give us students to help? As a snack?
-Maybe, but they don't know it yet
-You will go with a new teacher
-Noooooooooo!! We're dooooomed!! We're going to die!! – Ron screamed
-It's your fault! Now go!!
The forest was getting closer. Alucard's figure loomed not so far away. The rule breakers were trembling in fear of close (and maybe painful) death.
-Oh, the snacks are here! – Seras yelled happily
Mass faint. After a half an hour, everybody has entered the forest.
-Mmmmmisssttttterrrr Allllucccarrrdd?
-Huh?
-Ddddo you know about Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
-Who-Must-Not-Where-What? Who is this guy?
-The most powerful dark wizard! Voldemort!!
-Whatever, if I meet him, I'll let you know…
Students exchanged amazed looks. After walking in the forest for two hours, Alucard has finally found the stuff he was looking for – the ghouls.
-Well, let's start the hands-on learning. Destroy them.
The children shouted some spells and went hiding behind the trees. The corpses kinda didn't care at all. Alucard killed them (the ghouls). After tasting someone's leg (mass faint) he said
-Not fresh…
As a result, he found out that there is a lot of stuff that moves in the forest that can be killed. After that, during the night, you could hear loud screams, shrieks, and loud, merry cusses. Alucard was coming back I the morning, without bullets, but veeeery happy. The forester, who tried to defend the rights of the animals, was taken in a party. After shooting from Harkonnen he cried for a while, and said that he was not right. From this point on, the loud cussing were heard in two voices.
-Masta?
-Wha?
-What happened?
-I don't remember
-Why is everyone so scared?
-I don't remember that too
-Screw you, masta…
-…