Vikki
Gen
Tabi
George
So Johnny Tamberine was walkin down the street
and walks into a tree and falls over.
He sits up and wonders how the tree got there
and then by some unknown power the tree began to speak.
"Come eat my wood Johnny it's good and nutrtious..."
So Johnny ate the wood, thinking it'll give him magical powers. It did, but he didnt expect the
hairs on body to turn into leaves, then spontaniously burst into flames.
So then he shot flames from his fingers and started to blow up houses. Then he came across a bunny that looked innocent but was really...
a goblin disguised as the bunny. The goblin and Johnny fought a hard long battle; but the goblin trapped Johnny. The goblin said "I'll set you free, but you have to do a job for me." Johnny said "What kind of job." The goblin thought of
cabbage picking
and thats when Johnny lost his cool and exploded with flames, cooking the goblin alive. He then...
ran into a toy store full of barbies but these were special ones they were...
alive
with little bayonets.
Johny burned them cause they didnt give him sex.
The barbies came back with vegenance and cut off Johnnies legs and balls
Johny got sad and suicided.
The End.
The moral of the story is
that you should never have carrots while playing with barbies
A/N: So yeah, george kind of just jumped into the story with his little bit, so it ended a lot shorter..and wasn't that much fun.