Chapter Eight: Hi, it's me!
-Walter! You have to go there! You have to replace their butler! Well, he's a steward, but it doesn't matter… And bring back THIS too!
-Will be done, sir Integra – signed Walter.
Ex-Shingami was really upset when he found out where he has to go. But he obviously didn't know how much fun do vampires have there. He had pity upon them and took a small fridge with blood and bullets for Alucard. After packing the contused poltergeist into a box (Peeves was yelling that he's going to be good from now on), Walter set off to the castle.
Father Anderson, driven by the lust of sermon and battle was flying towards the same destination. He wanted to show the damned demon that he can be defeated not only be weapons, but also by faith. After gathering everything that was long, sharp and sanctified, he departed. According to the plan, he has to work as some gamekeeper and a teacher of magical creatures.
The vampires met Walter like a Messiah. After getting the food and bullets they were carrying him on their arms. The butler was very pleased. The surprises began right after Walter has entered the castle. He could understand why all the people were running away from the vampires, but what he didn't get was why the students were avoiding him too, yelling "Oh my God, there's one more!" Walter just didn't get it. After arriving in the castle, he received the instructions and understood that he gets to do the easiest job. No physical stuff, just supervision. After he found out that he can even do nothing at all. Everything connected to Alucard was taken as the curse from the gods that cannot be dealt with, it can only be endured.
Anderson arrived 2 hours and 42 minutes after Walter. He didn't meet the vampires. But he really liked the children, they were so sweet. After checking the shack, he realized that it's just like his cell. Even the bed is just right for his stature.
Next day he met his first class. His dreams have come true! He's a teacher! At first, the students were shivering, but after half an hour of praying everyone were asleep.
-Ah, Father Alexander Anderson
-You cursed demon!
-Yes, me, so what?
-You seduce children's minds! It is a huge crime! Die!
-Ah, not again…
A tremendous battle has enraged. The students (and some teachers) were quickly making bets. At first, Anderson was in favor, but after Alucard has regenerated his head for the third time, the opinions have changed. Seras, tired from this scuffle, decided to end this friendly gathering. Choosing the right moment, she sneaked in right behind Anderson and tapped his shoulder
-Yes, my child – Anderson turned around. And saw how Harkonnen swishes through the air before it hit him right in the forehead. While Anderson was being stunned, Victoria grabbed him and kissed him very intensely. To say that everyone froze would be like saying nothing. Alucard shot himself in the head. After realizing that he's not sleeping he decided to just walk away. Leaving Anderson lagging, in the middle of the field, Seras went back to the castle too.
-Are you out of your mind?
-No, masta, I'll make him go crazy – the girl wasn't kidding.
"Wow, she actually can" – thought the vampire
-…But he broke the rules sir…
-But why do it like that?!
-No one told me anything; I just followed the instructions left my mister Filch
-Please unhook the child from the wall and untie him