Sarah
Spoiled, but Clever
Sarah is not my sister, but she might as well be. She is over our house enough. Sarah came to be part of our lives on account of an angel. (Because if it wasn't for Saffy's angel, then Saffy would not have been chucking sandwiches at Daddy, and then Sarah would've have run over Saffron in her wheelchair. So). Saffron and Sarah became particularly good friends after Saffron stowed away to Italy in the back of Sarah's car.
Sarah lives just up the street (only a three minute walk), but her house is quite different from our house.
Banana House: dilapidated and messy.
Sarah's house: posh and neat.
Sarah is rich.
Sarah has two beds and hammock. She also has two computers. (Who needs two computers? "Only one connects to the internet," protests Sarah.) Her entire room is filled with accumulated junk from her many relations. She has guitars and drums and cardboard cut outs of famous people and millions of other things that she will never use.
Sarah's mum is the head of a posh private school, which Sarah used to attend before she got kicked out. It was very difficult for Sarah to get kicked out. It took earrings and nose studs and gum and not wearing school uniform and many trips to the head's (her mum's) office and finally a threat to smoke during assembly. Then only two days later, she showed up at Saffy and Indy's school.
Sarah is quite good at getting what she wants. Her condition (being her wheelchair) and fake tears help a lot (says Saffron).
Sarah may be spoiled, but she is also very kind and clever.
If you are ever in tight situation, it is very good to have Sarah there, like that one time that I went to New York and just expected Tom to be waiting for me. Sarah (with the help of David) broke into the school and stole Tom's records so they could tell him I was coming.
Despite being so clever, Sarah can get into a lot of trouble, like that one time when she and Saffron were thirteen and they got nose studs. (Our family was delighted. Sarah's mum was not). After Caddy's wedding (the one with Alex that I crashed, not the Real One) Sarah and Saffron hijacked one of the horse carriages and had a ride around town.
Sarah is someone that you can never be bored around.