Thank you PoisonBreakfast for your review!
I'm glad you find "my poor little Matt-puppy" and I funny!
Thank you romulus-girl for your review!
That's a good point. Let's say we live with separate "guardians" and there for did not choose to be in our current situation of, erm…apartness…
Here is the next installment!
Dislcaimer: I don't own death note, iChat, or Snickers, but Matt is mine!
Warning; a lot of sex references!
(a/n:)I published chapter one during this. LoL. Review and there will be more!
Day 2 of Mello's illness and he is once again bored and once again on iChat talking to Matt. Mello actually finally finds out why fan girls always make him the uke, and tells us the secret of why his hair didnt get burned during the expolsion that gave him his scar! All that and more!
Mello: Hello my Matt-Puppy
Matt: Hi Mell! 3
Mello: Whats up
Matt: Talkin' to an erotica writer. :3
Matt: Oh! Speaking of which.
Matt: Send me that story so I can spice it up? 3 (a/n: this story will be posted after Matt sends it back to me)
Mello: oh yeah
Mello: what is ur email again?
Matt:
Mello: sent it
Matt: Awesome. 3
Matt: I'll work on it in classes tomorrow. x3
Mello: sweet
Mello: Far keeps torturing me about chocolate and fucking near
Matt: Fucking Near as in.
Matt: 'Fucking Near.'
Matt: Or.
Matt: Fucking. Near.
Mello: all the above...
Matt: Oh christ.
Mello: i was trying to figure out a way to make the little albino turd show some emotion for one in his life
Mello: and i decided that what makes me happy is chocolate
Mello: you
Mello: and a good fuck
Mello: i was not willing to part with either of the first 2
Mello: so i decided that all the little white haired bastard needed was a good fuck
Mello: so i told Far to do it (a/n: Far is a scheming little sex pervert)
Matt: That wasn't the best idea, Mell.
Mello: but it makes me happy
Mello: so then far was saying that he wouldn't do it
Mello: but he would pay me in chocolate to do it
Mello: obviously i said never
Mello: ever
Mello: but he had one good point...
(a/n: long awkward pause)
Mello: i would finally get to be seme
Matt: ...
Mello: ...
Matt: You know then, though, I'd have to come over and choke a bitch.
Mello: shrugs
Mello: its true
Mello: but
Mello: i said that i am Matt's uke
Mello: and thats it
Matt: 3
Mello: XD
Mello: i would never fuck Near any way
Mello: he already has a stick up his ass anyway
Matt: Haha. So true.
Matt: Oh, did you find out when you're free?
Mello: right now im still sick
Matt: Seriously.
Mello: ?
Matt: sick dude, that sucks.
Mello: yeah
Mello: reads Fanfics
Mello: im bored
Matt: 'M sorry. x3
Matt: Try playing DS sometime. 3
Mello: ...never
Mello: i just transformed our last im into a ff
Matt: Orly?
Mello: oh really
Matt: Send me that one, too! I wanna read! 3
Mello: im posting it now
Mello: its hardly changed from what we actually said
Matt: Oooh
Mello: one sec i'll send you the link
Mello: damn it
Mello: gimme a title
Matt: Just e-mail it to me. .-.
Mello: give me a title
Matt: oh title.
Matt: Uh.
Matt: ...
Matt: I'unno. .-
Mello: your no help
Matt: My friend suggests we go get some chocolatendos.
Matt: Or chocolate nintendos.
Mello: omg there is the name
Mello: Chocolatendos
Mello: haha
Matt: ..Lol. x3
Mello: ok
Mello: posted
Mello: /s/4241299/1/Chocolatendo
Mello: tada!
Mello: read
Mello: review
Mello: love
Matt: Haha. Gold.
Mello: yaya
Mello: did u review it?
Matt: Uhh, no.. x3
Matt: I don't honestly use
Matt: A lot.
Matt: ..At all.
Mello: haha
Mello: reads Fanfics
Mello: there is too much melloxnear here
Matt: Haha ew.
Mello: reads a mattxmello fic
Matt: Oooh.
Mello: awww
Mello: i love you matt
Mello: i do
Matt: 3
Mello: i just read a letter from matt to mello where you described 5 reaons why i am an ass
Mello: it was pretty mean
Mello: but then you said you loved me
Mello: and i love you too!
Mattt: D'aw. x3
Matt: /random snug
(a/n: half hour goes bye with Mello reading fanfics and Matt doing god knows what…)
Mello: yo matt
Mello: you still there
Matt: Yeah, Mell.
Mello: im bored
Matt: Me too.
Mello: know what would be entertaing
Matt: What.
Mello: sex
Matt: Yes it would be.
Mello: but we cant cause we dont fucking live together
Matt; Don't remind me, Mell..
Mello: i need entertianment
Mello: talk to me
Mello: im bored
Matt: I am talking to you, Mell. ;;
Mello: yeah
Mello: actually
Mello: you are talking aweul lot more than usual
Mello: did the battery on ur ds die?
Matt: ..Yes..
Mello: figured
Matt: It's charging downstairs now. ;;
Mello: psh
Mello: i hope it dies for good
Matt: That's not nice, Mell. :
Mello: then i'll be ur only entertianment
Mello: XD
Matt: That'd be all well and good if we didn't live apart.
Mello: damn it
Mello: y am i always freakin uke?
Matt: 'Cuse you have nice hair, Mell.
Matt: That's why.
Mello: ...?
Mello: really?
Matt: Basically.
Matt: It's girl hair.
Mello: what?!
Matt: You take good care of it, and it's long.
Matt: Girl hair.
Mello: so what
Mello: i brush it
Mello: and straighten it
Mello: and put gel
Mello: and hair spray
Matt: Yeah, and you have about 14 different shampoos to keep it healthy.
Mello: and anti burning stuff
Mello: and 13 condtioners
Matt: No guy goes through that much shit for their hair, Mell.
Mello: but
Mello: wha
Matt: Guys with nice hair are pretty much always the uke, Mell.
Mello: If I dont put that push stuff i my hair
Mello: i'll get split ends
Mello: and heat damage
Matt: ..Heh.
Mello: and it will lose its golden glow
Matt: But see Mell, guys don't usually care
Mello: and more importantly
Mello: if will get burned if i blow up
Mello: in some explosion or something
Matt: Mell, why the hell do you care how your hair would look after an explosion?
Matt: It'd all burn off, anyhow.
Mello: not with the anti burn cream i put in it
Mello: the one in the blue bottle
Matt: Anti-burn cream?
Mello: yep
Matt: That sounds like bullshit, Mell.
Mello: its not
Matt: I doubt there is such a thing that will stop -fire- from -burning things-.
Mello: yes there is
Mello: for hair
Matt: Tch. My point still stands.
Matt: An explosion will probably kill you.
Matt: Why the hell do you care how your hair would look?
Mello: ...
Mello: why
Mello: why?
Mello: WHY?
Mello: you know matt... I'm not really sure
Matt: And this is why you're the uke.
Mello: but
Mello: ok so i have nice hair
Mello: so what
Matt: Yes, but you care about it like a girl. x3
Mello: I.am.not.a.girl!
Matt: I know hun. 3
Mello: I need chocolate.
Mello: brb (a/n: went to get chocolate)
Matt: 'Kay
Mello: mmmmmmmm
Mello: Chocolate!
Matt: It's awfully late for chocolate, isn't it? (a/n: 11:45 pm, and yes i was really eating chocolate)
Mello: never
Mello: matt
Mello: never
Mello: saying its too late for chocolate
Mello: is like saying its too late for sex
Matt: ..Oh, okay.
Matt; You got me there, then.
Mello: see?
Mello: you know you like it
Matt; Heh, your chocolate addiction?
Mello: yes
Matt; Actually, yeah. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', as they say. 3
Mello: ...oh mattie-kun
Mello: is your mind ever clean?
Matt: Nope. :3
Mello: didnt think so
Mello: oh no
Mello: chocolate amost gone
Matt: That was fast, Mell.
Mello: it was only a king sized snickers (a/n: yes its true)
Matt: ...
Matt: Those are fucking huge, Mell.
Mello; ...
Mello: ive had bigger
Matt: Making me take my pants off and then dumping liquid chocolate on me does -not- count as 'bigger chocolate bars'.
Mello: aww
Mello: but it tastes sooo good
Matt: I know, but it's fundamentally different.
Mello: damn it, my snickers is gone
Mello: and now im craving a matt bar (a/n: cough mentioned above)
Matt: /wiggles
Mello: whats with the wiggling?
Matt: Hehe, I dunno.
Matt: I had a bit too much soda
Mello: soda?
Matt: Soda.
Mello: i didnt know you drank soda
Matt: Duh, Mell.
Matt: When I can't get wasted I have to drink -something-.
Mello: i see
Mello: i dont drink soda
Mello: unless they had chocolate soda...
Matt: They do.
Mello: they.do?!
Matt: Hell, Mello, they have a soda that tastes like a Thanksgiving dinner.
Matt: Of course they have chocolate.
Mello: wholey crap
Mello: why did i not know this
Matt: 'Cuse you're silly?
Mello: a whole new way of consuming chocolate…
Mello; ...silly?
Matt: ..Yeah.
Mello: ...
Mello: i.am...silly?
Mello: …
Matt: Maybe not the best word choice on my part.
Matt: /scratches behind head
Mello: no
Mello:i.am.not...silly...
Matt: Oh, well, if you're gonna get this worked up, then.
Matt: You're silly. 3
Mello: i am not silly matt
Matt: Yes you aaarree 3
Mello: Near being normal is silly
Mello: L being straight is silly
Mello: i am not silly
Matt: ... x3
Mello: cocks head sideways
Mello: what?
Mello: Heh. You're cute, Mell. 3
Mello: oy Matt
Mello: can i have and adjective that isnt as girly
Matt; Awesome work?
Mello: that works
Mello: sigh
Mello: matt-puppy, im bored and don't feel well
Matt: I know Mell, I know..
Matt: But I need to go to sleep. I have classes tomorrow.
Mello: sigh
Mello: i may go to class tomorrow
Matt: Oh?
Mello; if i feel well enough
Mello: if not im home alone all day
Mello: lonely
Mello: by myself
Mello: in bed
Matt: Awww, Mell.
Matt: C'mon, it's not nice to make me horny like that.
Matt: Especially when I'm not over there in person.
Mello: oops
Mello: i just have that tendency
Mello: dont i
Matt: Now I have to go to bed all thinkin' about shit.. /mumbles
Mello: is triumphant
Mello: i win
Matt: Fiiine, fiiine, just let me sleep, Mell.
Mello: fine
Matt: I'll talk to you tomorrow, 'kay?
Matt: Don't die on me.
Mello: i'll try not to
Matt: Good.
Matt: Night. 3
Mello: night