OK, Mattpuppy is sick too today and I (mello) am simply trying to see if our conversations have anything remotely interesting in them out of complete and utter boredom. Yes, I am STILL SICK! Also, we were both very pre-occupied on our own ends (read one particularly long fanfiction .) and it took a lot of work for me to scrap this together for you guys! Review if you want me to ever work that hard again!
Day 4—Mello is still sick but able to move around a bit. Matt is sick too and Mello feels bad. He decides to send his Matt-puppy some pictures of a particularly fun night that the hacker has been dying for, but has some computer trouble.
Mello: Hey puppy
Mello: guess what
Matt: What?
Mello; i found them
Matt: YES.
Mello: do u love me
Matt: Yes 3
Mello: you really want those pics huh?
Mello: say please
Matt: Aw, you bitch.
Matt: Plleeeeaaasseee? /pout
Mello: smiles evily
Mello: say i can be seme next time
Matt: Aww, Mello...
Matt: Gah, fiiine.
Mello: yes
Mello; kisses
Mello: runs off to send pics
Matt: /blush
Mello: hold on
Mello; the old computer is fucking slow
Mello; and there are like twofreakinhundred pics
Matt: I can wait
Mello: 4 min till they load to my comp
Mello: then i shall email them
Mello; there are almost 2freakinhundred
Matt: Wow.
Mello: and i deleted a bunch
Matt: Aw, why?
Matt: I wanted to see 'em all first.
Mello: some were bad
Matt: Ah.
(a/n: switched computers to send pictures)
Mello; hi babe
Matt: Hiya.
Mello: the pics stopped sending
Matt: Shit.
Mello: i send 1 or 2 groups then they came back
Matt: You didn't try my way?
Matt: Putting them in a zip archive?
Mello: you're the hacker not me
Mello: i dont know how to do that!
Matt: It doesn't require hacking, Mell.
Matt: Just go into the folder where you have them, right click, and choose 'create new zip folder'.
Matt: And then drag them in.
Matt: Easy as that.
Mello: mk
Mello: …….
Mello: STOP TREATING ME LIKE IM STUPID
Matt: Who says I am?
(a/n: fed up with slow computer and switched back)
Mello: trying to send again…. now
Mello: it wont send
Mello: its too big
Matt: Spilt the photos between two zip folders, then.
Mello: wait
Mello: maybe i addded them 2x
Mello: getting frustrated
Mello: tell me if you get it
Matt: Got it.
Mello: u did?
Matt: Yeah. The individual pics.
Mello: my comp still says sending...?
Matt: Lol reading Eerie Queerie. (a/n: oblivious little freak)
Mello: i HATE computers!
Mello: it says the file is too large and did not send
Matt: Fucking pictures.
Mello: Fucking computers
Matt: Fucking Near.
Mello: Fucking Far
Matt: Fucking... Close by.
Mello: Fucking what?
Matt: ...You?
Mello: oh
Mello: wish you could
Mello: what else do i try with these pictures
Matt: The zip folder is your best bet. Try only putting in a few.
Matt: Like ten or twenty.
Mello: if this doesnt work
Mello: i have another idea
Matt: 'Kay.
Mello: holy fuck
Matt: Holy fuck what.
Mello: I BEAT THE FUCKING COMPUTER!
Mello: I WON
Matt: Orly.
Mello: TELL me when you get them
Matt: Got it
Matt: ...Only the ones on the very bottom are loading.
Mello: give it time
Mello: maybe i didnt give them enough time to load
Matt: The first picture is the one where you're raping me and I'm looking at the camera like, 'Fuck yes.'
Mello: is that the only one that loaded
Matt: All the ones below it loaded, too.
Matt: But none of the ones above it.
Mello: im doing the best i can
Matt: I know. 3
Mello: what is the first file name you have
Mello: what #
Mello: 53?
Matt: Uh.
Matt: /shrug
Mello: mumbles some help you are
Mello: getting any others?
Matt: Hold on, hold on.
Mello: IM SITTING HERE LOAD FUCKING PICTURES... AND I HATE COMPUTERS...IM A -LITTLE- IMPATIENT RIGHT NOW!!
Matt: Yes, I got another e-mail.
Matt: None of the pictures came through.
Mello: FUCK
vipersneeker./art/Cosplay-Matt-Victory-85114216 (a/n; the a aforementioned picture)
Mello: OK
Mello: LETS SEE HERE
Mello: SENT MORE IN A DIFFERENT WAY
Mello: IF THEY DONT WORK
Mello: I GIVE UP
Mello; IM TIRED
Mello: CRANKY
Mello: AND BORED
Matt: 'M sorry.
Matt: ...The ones in your most recent e-mail all worked.
Mello: I'll send more like that later
Mello: or some other time
Matt: Alright
Mello: i need to fucking relax and eat chocolate
Mello: COMPUTERS ARE NOT MY FUCKING THING MAIL JEEVAS
Matt: Okay, okay, I hear ya.
Mello: whoa
Mello: i just called you by your real name
Matt: I noticed.
Mello: ha
(a/n: some time passes, yes Mello is sick but keeps checking up in his puppy…his puppy is a little scared by the niceness mind you…)
Mello: how r u?
Matt: Uhhh. Good. x3
Mello: just checking
Mello: i just finished that ff
Mello; amazingness
Matt: Yes.
Matt: You're so goddamn emo.
Mello: haha
Mello: it so fits my mood right now
Mello: did u read the squel?
Matt: Not yet. .-.
Mello; im starting it now
Matt: I did not appriciate my straightness in the fic.
Matt: It made me cry.
Mello: yeah
Mello: but we dont know
Mello: if that will continue
Mello: with my irresistible smexiness…
Matt: True.