ok first of all i apologize for not updating my story but i do thank u for being semi-patient and not killing me in my sleep) anyway...i will semi-whole heartedly admit ((destroying wut little pride i have)) that i do not have the exact numbers...but i do know from all the emails that only a few people voted for SasuNeji. srry for those few but majority rules.

continuing

hope this chapter wuz worth the wait! ((if not i'll cry TT.TT))

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((noones pov))

"FINALLY!!" Naruto stared at his now working computer screen like a fly to the light thing u stick on your porch to zap them. Naruto was just about to click on the internet icon on the main screen with all the icon things that all seem to be in a different spot every time you log on when, "Naruto dinner is ready!" ...perfect timing Iruka...just perfect...

After dinner Naruto quickly did the dishes and ran up to his room before Iruka's lungs could provide another breath that would allow him to make sounds that would become syllables that would form words that would make Naruto do chores. This time he made it to the internet, but just as his mouse neared the MySpace shortcut button thingy he made out of pure lazyness, "Naruto the sink is leaking!" ...grr...

Four hours, three pairs of pants, two shirts and one angry blonde later, Naruto had fixed the sink. Again Naruto rushed up to his room hoping to talk to his favorite raven...alas twas not meant to be, "NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THERE'S A HUGE SPIDER ON THE WALL!!" :sigh: 'Why do I even bother?' After dealing with about 2-3 hours of

"Kill it!"

"No don't kill it!"

"Kill the d thing!"

"That's animal cruelty!"

"Burn the mother f!!"

"Ain't it cute! Kinda like Charlotte from that movie...oh you can't kill it! ..RUN SPIDER RUN!!"

and don't forget,

"DIE b DIE!! BURN IN H"

Naruto finally left Iruka alone in the living room not really caring what happened to the poor creature. Okay...like they say fourth time is the charm...well hopefully because the third was crap.

Slowly...stealthly...secretly...Naruto climbed the staircase just waiting for Iruka to yell at him to do something stupid again. He made it to the top and smirked to himself oh so high and mightely before making a mad dash for his room at the end of the hall. Unfortunately (yea you should know by now that nothing is gonna go the way he wants it to) he didn't see the random banana peel in the middle of the hall and slipped and fell like you see in the cartoons...except he hit the wall on the way down...causing a huge hole in the dry wall. "Naruto! Fix that hole!" "...dan"

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((with sasuke))

"Hn..the dobe hasn't talked to me since he called." Sasuke said to himself so unquietly.

Itachi watched as a glimpse of concern/worry/rareemotion passed over his brother's face before vanishing as quickly as it came. "Aww ish ickle otouto worried about his boyfriend?" Sasuke glared before turning and walking to his bedroom. 'Am I worried? No I can't be...just because he hasn't talked to me since then doesn't mean...He probably...what if he found someone else?! ...what if he lied about liking me?' Those are the questions that haunted Sasuke through out the rest of the night.

The next morning Itachi sat down at the table with a bowl full of Cocoa Pebbles while reading the Obituary section of the newspaper. "YESS!! The old b from across the street with all of those cats finally died!! SASUKE!!" Itachi ran up the stairs waving the newspaper above his head while yelling "SHE DIED SHE DIED SHE DIED!! FINALLY!!"

When he got to his brother's room he found Sasuke sitting at his computer desk with the myspace on, phone in his hand, and he looked like he wuz crying. "He's not answering me! I've sent exacly 731 messages and he still wont answer me!" Itachi just stared at his brother, it was 6 in the morning...how long had his brother been up? "Have you tried calling him?" "YES!! His dad said that he was busy. He's cheating on me!! twitch" Itachi sweat-dropped. "Just because his dad said that he was busy doesn't mean that he's cheating on you. You never know, he may have been eating dinner, fixing a sink, killing a spider, and then fixing a hole in the wall due to slipping on a banana peel and hitting the wall."

"How do you know?! He could be with another guy right now!" Itachi slowly backed away from his brother...he could have sworn he was foaming at the mouth. "Um...while I go find the number for the rabies specialist, why don't you try to call Naruto again." and with that Itachi ran out of the room in search for a phone book.

Sasuke dialed Naruto's number. It rang..and rang...and rang...and rang...and ra-

"Hello?"

"Iruka-san?"

"Yes?"

"It's me, Sasuke, is Naruto home?"

"Yes but he's kinda bu-" "GIVE ME THE F PHONE!!"

"Sasuke?!"

"Naruto!"

"Hey, sorry I havent talked to you, I had to eat dinner, fix the sink, kill a spider, and fix a hole in the wall due to slipping on a banana peel and hitting the wall."

"O-ok...wow Itachi was right...anyway, are we still on for this weekend? I-I mean...if you still...I mean...uh...you h-haven't had second thoughts a-about...us...h-have you?"

Naruto couldn't believe what he had heard. Second thoughts?

"No."

Sasuke died a little inside.

"No?! So you have cheated on me!! I knew it!!"

Naruto could tell that Sasuke was crying and then realised what he had said.

"I haven't cheated on you!! I mean't no about the second thoughts. I can't believe you'd think I'd cheat on you."

Sasuke felt relieved, then guilty.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry for thinking that you'd cheat on me. I don't know how I can make it up to you."

Naruto grinned.

"Oh I'm sure you'll think of something, that is, if you'll still meet me tomorrow."

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mtayy peeplzez dont pee on urself,twitch,and try to murder me with ur mind just yet, chap not over ima just talk to u 4 a min or 2,

yea yea i know u'd rather be reading about loveydovey steamy yaoifilled sasunaru, quite franklyy so would i, lol but anyway, i've become boredd and there for i have gotten momentary writers block,it'll pass in a minute...hopefully...or else...

anyway (again) i 33 my readers! yea just thot i should say that cuz ur the only reason i write these things,and the fact that i have nothing to do, back to my point...tho i have none...just thot that i should mention that this is YAOI people, and if u r against yaoi then i suggest u turn back now or forever hold ur peace cuz i have no time for hate mail and all that crap, my inbox ish full enuff as it ish,uhh,this should prob go on my profile thingy but no-one really looks at those so ima tell u now,

if u have any suggestions or ideas, i dont really log on to my fanfiction account very much, too busy reading other peeplzez stories, here r my email addyz

take ur pic i dunn really care,i think i have more i just cant remember them...crapp,o well, and here ish my myspace url, add me if u want i dunn really care,

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yepp,and i still havent gotten over my writers block...dont think i will...crappp...o well, i tried atleast, and prob after i save this and start reading i'll think of something else to type,haha just my luck...anywayzzz like i said, add me, talk 2 me, i luv feed back and suggestions cuz i suk writing sumtimes...

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