Chapter Five: The Mighty Hitsugaya… Faints
Shizuka was at soul society for nine months and everybody (not Hinamori) loved her. She even stopped making fun from Hitsugaya, who was so happy from it he actually smiled more.
"Ne Hitsugaya-san" said Shizuka "you know my birthday is in two weeks!"
Hitsugaya looked at her calmly "I know"
"What will you get me?" she asked
"It's a secret"
"Ahh! Mean!" she whined "I wanna know now, please tell me!" she said with puppy eyes and Hitsugaya had to shut his eyes so he won't break "Che! Anyway I gotta go shopping with Matsu-Chan so see ya' meanny" and she left the room leaving Hitsugaya to think.
'What the hell I gonna get her?!'
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Shizuka and Matsumoto waited to Rukia near the Peachy-Fashion store.
"Where is she?! Really! After she and Orange-Boy got married she always late!" said Matsumoto and Shizuka smiled "I hope you won't be like that next year" she teased and Matsumoto blushed.
Gin and Matsumoto was about to marry in March because that was when Gin proposed to her.
"Hey! Sorry I'm late" said Rukia "Byakuya-niisan lectured me for ages about what he'll do to me if I'll get pregnant in the close four months" the women laughed and entered the shop.
"Kurosaki-san! How about that dress?" teased Shizuka and Rukia made a face at her "Don't call me 'kurosaki-san' I'll cry"
"But you ARE 'kurosaki-san' you know" said Matsumoto and checked herself in the green dress "I'll take this one…" "Kuchiki-san! Why did they call you Kurosaki-san?" asked a voice and Rukia turned around.
"Tatsuki-san ahh how are you?" "Don't change the subject! I know we done with school a year ago but you and Ichigo…?"
"Got married" answered Shizuka while spinning in her brand-new black dress "half a year ago and since then that brat is always late for everything"
"Hey!" protested Rukia and Tatsuki smiled "well I knew that will happen. You're not the only one though"
"Waddya mean?" asked Rukia and Matsumoto who knew Tatsuki while Shizuka started to look at the strapless dresses.
"Orihime and Ishida are married. Me and Misuiro. That lesbian married Keigo"
"Oh migod… Keigo and The one that always tried to rape Inoe?" asked Matsumoto and Tatsuki nodded "poor boy, Shizuka by that strapless and wear it in front of Taichou when we'll go to the cub today! He'll die" Shizuka smiled and bough the dress.
When they were on the way to the sport shop Shizuka suddenly stopped and looked at the toy shop. "I want one" she said to the shocked girls when she bough a big teddy-bear and hugged him "I had one like it when I was small" the girls smiled and Rukia bough herself a bunny while Matsumoto chose a kitty.
They entered the sport shop and Shizuka immediately bough a skateboard, snowboard and a surfboard. "What?! I like extreme sports!"
Then they bough some sport uniforms and some winter clothes before turning to the important thing, dresses to the wedding!
"No! Rukia not red! Take the soft pink" said Matsumoto and Rukia shook her head "I'll take the blue" Shizuka looked at one dress, in the colour of dark-deep red and she took it.
"I'll try this one" she said quietly and when she looked at the mirror she understood why the girls looked shocked. The dress hugged her in all the right places but the shock was she was exactly at the colour of her eyes and looked like she was made for her.
"I will take that dress and I don't give a damn about the colour" said Shizuka
"I'll kill you if you don't! It look's perfect on you" said Matsumoto and the girls smiled before returning to soul society.
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"Taichou! I and Shizuka are going to a club in the real world! Wanna come?"
"I'll pass… what the Hell?!" whispered Hitsugaya when he raised his head and saw Shizuka in her new strapless dress, who truly made him drool.
"Toshiro stop drooling!" laughed Shizuka "really it not like…" she suddenly stopped and held the stool while one hand holding her head.
"Hey Shizuka? What's wrong?" asked Matsumoto and cough Shizuka who fainted "Shizuka!"
"Call Unohana-Taichou" ordered Hitsugaya while taking Shizuka in his hands "tell her I'm coming"
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"What she did today?" asked Unohana softly
"She gone shopping with Matsumoto and Kurosaki Rukia" answered Hitsugaya
"I understand. Tell the girls to come here and please leave"
"Huh?"
"Just do it please" said Unohana and he gone off muttering to himself.
Matsumoto and Rukia looked at the fainted Shizuka worriedly.
"Did she do something weird today?" asked Unohana while letting Shizuka to smell something that immediately woke her up.
"Well yeah" said Matsumoto "she looked at the toy shop weirdly and bough a teddy-bear"
"Yeah and she looked at the baby clothes and suddenly went to vomit" added Rukia
"Like I though" said Unohana "Shizuka how do you feel?"
"My stomach hurts" said Shizuka "and I have a weird will to kill someone and eat… apples. I hate apples"
Unohana smiled and said something to Shizuka.
"SAAY WHHAAAAAAATTT??"
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Hitsugaya got in the room and looked at pale Shizuka "why you shouted?" he asked and she only looked at him with large eyes.
He looked at Matsumoto and Rukia who smiled brightly and at Unohana whose smile was the brightest.
"What happened here?!" he demanded "I want to know!"
"Please don't shout! You'll hurt the baby" said Unohana and Hitsugaya looked at her.
"What baby? You don't mean…" he looked at Unohana, then at the smiling girls and then at shocked Shizuka before saying "baby?" and fainting.
"Hey Taichou! Wake up!" said Matsumoto and slapped him a bit.
He jumped "What? When? How?"
"Very smart Taicou. I'll leave you two so you can talk. And no, I'll keep quit"
Hitsugaya looked a Shizuka who looked back at him.
"She was serious?" he asked and Shizuka looked at him angrily
"Yes you dolt she won't laugh like that" answered the purple haired woman and looked very angry "I really don't need that trouble now! A baby! Great, like I need to be a mum"
Hitsugaya looked at her "trust me I don't really need that trouble too, but there's nothing to do about it"
"Humans can kill him before he born" she said "but I won't do it. I'm not that cruel" she said when she saw the look in his eyes "the chilled isn't legal, we aren't married"
"I know but in soul society, the rules is a bit deferent"
Shizuka looked at the man next to her and he answered the questioning look "You don't have to be married. Look at Kyoraku. His first lieutenant was Nanao's mum. And she wasn't married!" he said and Shizuka shook her head
"I don't want to be a mother. I can't be a mother. I'm an avenger. Aizen is still alive and he was the reason I was in Hueco-Mundo for twenty years. I want to kill him and a chilled don't need a mother that only thinks about how to kill someone"
"You'll get over it" Hitsugaya said "we stuck in that condition. No way out"
Shizuka threw her pillow at the window and shoot a kido at it "I hate my life"
Hitsugaya looked at her "what we're gonna do?" he asked and Shizuka looked at the floor "I don't know."
"You'll have the chilled" said a voice from the door and Shizuka became pale when Commander Yamamoto, Yoruichi and Soifon stood there.
Commander Yamamoto continued "I allow you because you are my grand chilled, Shizuka Yori Yamamoto" Hitsugaya looked at her in shock.
"You are the Commander's grand chilled?" he asked 'not that I care though"
"She is, and I don't have anything against her bringing that chilled. I order her to" said the Commander "Just like her mother before. I'm proud she have her own life" and he left the room. In the minute he did Soifon jumped at Shizuka.
"Hallelujah! A baby at my division! Yeees!" she cried and Hitsugaya was shocked by her attitude "I wanna be the godmother! I wanna!" she continued and Shizuka made her stop the hug.
"Fine you'll be the godmother, I don't have anyone better. Matsumoto is a bad option and Rukia has her own problems so fine" Hitsugaya looked at Shizuka and then jumped when Yoruichi put a hand on his shoulder.
"A dad! Wow brat I'm surprised! Wait 'till I tell Kisuke and Karin, they'll be shocked"
"Karin's my best friend! I'll tell her when we'll get there on the New Year's Eve" Said Hitsugaya and Shizuka jumped.
"Yoruichi-san I want a kido that will hide the baby when it grows" she said
"Why?"
"I don't want Yachiru to find out! She'll kill me, and I want to make Ichigo a hart attack! And because I wanna wear my new dress to Matsumoto's wedding and I can't if I'll be fat!" Hitsugaya looked at her and stood up.
"Where you going?"
"We going to tell Matsumoto she can open her big mouth already"
"No need" said Yoruichi, she already did"
"Then we're going to kill her" growled Hitsugaya and they gone to search after the mad lieutenant.
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Anywhere they go; everybody congratulated them and smiled at them. Even Byakuya looked happy. But when they met Hinamori Hitsugaya was shocked.
"How dare you?" said the 5th lieutenant "You stole Hitsugaya from me and now your pregnant?! Who do you think you are?!"
"Calm down Hinamori" said Hitsugaya but she didn't she gone for it until Shizuka can't take it anymore and she slapped Hinamori so hard that the skinny girl crushed into the wall.
"Shuttup brat. If you open your mouth again I'll kill you" said Shizuka "First, I didn't stole Toshiro from you. He was mine twenty years ago and that never changed. Second, the baby wasn't planned. It just happened and if you do something to it my grandfather will end you"
"Your grandfather?" asked Hinamori
"Yes, My full name I Shizuka Yori Yamamoto. I'm Commander Yamamoto's granddaughter. The only one and he want that baby to be born, god knows why. So know your place when talking to the cousin of the king of soul society" answered Shizuka coldly and took Hitsugaya's hand pulling him away.
"Matsumoto! Where are you?" shouted Hitsugaya when they reached the 10th division office
"Behind you Taichou" said Matsumoto and the dark office lighten showing all of their friends with presents and big pretty placate saying 'Congrats' for the Chilled'
Suddenly Nanao, Yachiru (who looked like 13 year old now), Rukia, Matsumoto, Yumichika, Soifon and somehow even Orihime (who met Shizuka two month ago) jumped on the poor woman and hugged her while Hitsugaya was pulled to the other side of the room and got a long lecture from Byakuya, Ishida, Ichigo and Karin (god knows) about how irresponsible he was and about how they're happy for him.
"Hay people please stop killin' the couple I wan' them in ma' weddin' to ya' 'now!" said Gin "open the presents you dolt couple… Rangyoku put the sake away! No drinkin' in this party!"
For the first time of his life, when he saw Matsumoto throwing the sake away, Hitsugaya felt appreciation for Gin.
"Wow a teddy-bear! I want it! The Kidd will get over it" said Shizuka and took the teddy-bear to herself like every other teddy-bear, small or big. "Aww how cute! Bit what of it's a boy?" she asked while holding a cute baby dress, Rukia grinned "what if it's a girl? Or twins?" Hitsugaya became pale "Not twins! Not a girl! One of them and better be a boy" everybody laughed.
"Hey what's that?" asked Shizuka and Karin answered "when he or she will cry put it in the baby's mouth and he'll shut up. It usually works" Shizuka grinned and looked at Karin with interested eyes. "You know how to take care of babies?" she asked and Karin nodded "wanna tutor me? I kinda can't stand children so I dunno how"
"Sure, then at least one of the parents will be worthy of it… after all the father is a brat"
"Hey I'm alder then Shizuka!!" said Hitsugaya "One year older! And I grew! I'm higher then her!!" everyone laughed again and Shizuka stood up.
"Yes but you were the one that fainted when found out I'm pregnant!, Mighty Hitsugaya, The youngest captain in the whole history of soul society, fainted when found out he'll be a father!" That ended the party because every one laughed so hard that Yamamoto himself kicked them out of the 10th division office.