A/N: Thank you to all those people who read my story :D so i had chapter 2 for ages so i decided to post it as well so enjoy!

Disclaimer: you know what i'm about to say...so should i say it? I might as well : i don't own anything about Harry Potter

Hermione Granger was lying on her bed, with a book in her hand. Not that she was paying any attention to it, she was too busy thinking about a certain blonde haired Slytherin.

Flashback

Malfoy shoved Hermione up against the hard cold wall roughly.

He came so close to her face Hermione thought he was going to kiss her

End Flashback

"What did Malfoy think he was playing at? What a jerk!" muttered Hermione. "I thought he was going to kiss me..."

'Yeah and you know you wanted him too' inner Hermione said

"What!! No! ", Hermione was now completely shocked at what she had just thought

'Yes you did, you've never ever let Harry or Ron come that close to you before'

" Yeah well that's different, I was being forced!" retorted Hermione stubbornly

'Sure it was... and I didn't see you complaining or trying to stop him'

"It was and I did try!"

'You can't lie from Hermione... since I am you! Whether you fancy him or not you totally wanted that kiss to happen. And all you did was stare at him'

"Oh shut up" Hermione said to herself. " I can't believe i was arguing with myself! i must be going crazy"

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, as the door slowly crept open she turned to see it was none other than...Draco Malfoy! oh bloody joy

"Oi Granger I'd hate to interrupt your intriguing conversation with yourself but Dumbledork wants you and me to go to see him now" drawled Malfoy

" What in Merlin's name are you doing here?" muttered a stunned Hermione

" I just told you Granger! What are you deaf now?" replied Malfoy, slightly pissed off

"How the heck did you get here in the first place?" questioned Hermione suspiciously.

"Let's just say I have my ways," replied Malfoy, with a smug smirk on his face.

' That did not answer my question! Oh well the quicker I go with him, the faster he goes away' thought Hermione

"Fine whatever, let's go then" replied Hermione quietly.

As Hermione got up, Malfoy smirked the said, "Ladies first", while holding the door open for her

Hermione lifted her left brow, looking at him with suspicion then preceded to walk past the door he held open for her. And as she walked out Malfoy's head turned down to check out her ass.

When Hermione turned around, he quickly looked up and walked through the door and winked.

Hermione was taken aback by this so decided to walk as far away from him as possible.

now try check out my ass pal! But...he's been acting really strange after he saw me and Ginny shopping. what is wrong with this guy?

Draco's POV

She seems freaked out by this, hmm……wait till she sees what I have in store for her

I can't help but smirk when i'm with her.

Hermione's POV

Annoying………ferret……..prat……..I hate him! I should have slapped him around the head when I had the chance.

As the both approached Dumbledore's office Malfoy opened the door for her again, but this time Hermione was not about to fall for that again.

Malfoy quirked his brow waiting for her to go through, " Come on now Granger we don't have all day"

"Well Malfoy I'd hate to spoil your fun but why don't you go first this time? " replied a slightly irritated Hermione.

"You're not trying to check out my ass are you Granger" teased Malfoy

"Oh please I'm not you and don't flatter yourself, I would never sink that low!" snapped Hermione.

Malfoy just shrugged at her sudden outburst and walked into Dumbledore's Office, which recently started to change appearance everyday.

Hermione glared at the back of Malfoy's head, her eyes slowly dropped to look at him. He had gown so much, he was so tall and less of a coward but still damn annoying.

Malfoy quickly turned around before Hermione had a chance to look somewhere else.

"I see you did 'sink that low' in the end, awww Granger I'm flattered, you were actually checking me out" smirked Malfoy

"That's it!" fumed Hermione; her hand quickly reached up and slapped his face hard. Soon a red mark where Hermione had hit him became visible on his face.

'Well I'll be damned ….she just slapped me! I don't care if she's a woman; no one hits Draco Malfoy and walks off unscathed!'

Malfoy was about to retaliate when both of them heard a loud cough in the background, they both spun around to be face to face with a smiling Dumbledore, who seemed more cheerful than usual.

Draco started wonder if that was even possible. That man didn't even seem to flinch at anything, not even when facing the dark lord. What the hell was wrong with him! Old age must have damaged him.

"I have some wonderful news for you both!" exclaimed Dumbledore

Hermione and Malfoy were both still standing in the same place, so close to each other. Neither of them had made any effort to move.

'What the hell, I knew it! He really has lost it. Just wait Dumbledork is going to tell us some more crap on house unity. Just wait….'

'I wonder what the news is…it better not involve Malfoy Dumbledore has been acting weird lately, what with his UNITE ALL HOUSE project going on'

"You two are going to be head boy and girl!" announced Dumbledore grinning from ear to ear.

He couldn't think of anyone else who would be perfect for the job.

Hermione eyes were as wide as plates, while Malfoy was smirking confidently.

For Hermione this was a dream come true, this is what she had been aspiring for in all her years at Hogwarts.

Whereas Malfoy had EXPECTED this day to come. He knew that he was destined for greatness after all he was a Malfoy.

"I'm not dome yet, this year you will have to visit a muggle school together for about a month." continued Dumbledore

Now Malfoy's eyes were as big as Hermione's were moments ago.

"But as we don't have enough space at that school campus you will both have to share a room together" finished Dumbledore still smiling

Hermione and Malfoy looked like they were going to faint from shock, both for different reasons.

Hermione was horrified to stay near Ihim/I for a month let alone in the same room!. Whereas Malfoy was horrified at the thought of being near filthy muggles for that long! Surely he would catch a disease or something.

"But Sir!" the both cried out at the same time.

"Sir! It's not fair; Granger is a mudblood, so therefore she is immune to the muggles filthy germs! However I am not safe!" challenged Malfoy.

"Watch it ferret face! Or else I'll give you another slap. And sir I can't stay with this pervert for that long! God knows what will happen" contested Hermione.

"That's enough from the both of you. Mr Malfoy, I expect that a word of that sort is not to be uttered within these premises let alone at all and you Ms Granger, it is not polite to compare people to animals which may hurt their feelings in any way insensitivity and prejudiced misconceptions of each other will not do."

"You will have 2 weeks detention together for that rude and unnecessary language, and also to get along with each other, understand one another and most important of all, unify all houses within Hogwarts" said Dumbledore sternly.

That's it for chapter 2 yay!

pm me if you have any ideas that i could put into the story.

here is a joke for you all that i read in crimso reflections by lady hanaka that i thought was soo funny

"Is santa so jolly because he knws where all the bad girls live?"