Episode 2

The Evilness of Fangirls

Cloud: It's real quite today.

Leon: Yeah a little to quite.

(rumbling sound)

Cloud: What's that?

(Fangirls come running around a corner)

Leon: Fangirls. (starts taking his shoes off)

Cloud: Why are you taking your shoes off?

Leon: Because I run faster without shoes and for me to survive all I have to do is make sure I run faster than you.

Cloud: WHAT?! You would let them get me!

Leon: Every man for himself! (starts running away)

(Cloud runs after him. Fan girls nipping at their heels)

Cloud: Leon closet!

(They run in and Leon locks the door)

Leon: O.k. we just need to wait ere till they leave.

Cloud: All right.

-2 days later-

Cloud: You think their gone?

Leon: (Slightly opens door. Fangirls start trying to claw their way in. Slams door closed.) Nope.

Cloud: Damn it! (starts banging back of head on wall) God I'm starving.

Leon: Hey Look. (points to ceiling)

Cloud: (Looks up and sees an air vent big enough to fit them in one at a time) Why are we just now noticing this?

Leon: Because the author is an insane lunatic.

(Somewhere in a place far, far away.)

Yuki: No I'm not!

(end of her line)

Leon: Let's climb into the air vent and crawl out of the building.

Cloud: O.k. speaking of which where are we any way, besides in a closet?

Leon: I think this might be where our crazed author makes her stories.

Cloud: Oh, well let's go.

(They climb into the air vent. As they are crawling through it a loud bang is heard. The air vent brakes. They fall out of the ceiling.)

Cloud: cough Well cough at least we're out of the closet.

Leon: Yeah the safety of the closet that is, look. (points at a bunch of drooling fangirls.)

Cloud: Leon what are they drooling at?

Leon: Well…. (Gestures his head to him and Cloud. Cloud then notice that Leon is on top of him.)

Fangirl: Oh, my god Leon is making Cloud his!!!!!

Leon: Shit they aren't just fangirls. Some are shounen-ai and yaoi girls.

Cloud: Oh god! Run away!

(They start running again)

Yuki: Boys in here!

(They run into a room with her. Yuki bolts and locks the door. Room has a desk with computer, two beds, a kitchen, and a T.V. with different video games hooked up to it.)

Yuki: Whew that was close.

(Notices Leon and Cloud glaring at her.)

Yuki: What?

Leon: Because of you and the way this story is going we're being chased by fangirls!

Cloud: Not to mention we were stuck in a closet for two days without food or water.

Yuki: Oh my poor little chocobo! (Gives Cloud a hug.) Please forgive me.

Cloud: 'Kay -.

Leon: (shocked) After everything that just happened your going to forgive (snaps fingers) her like that!

Cloud: She gave me a hug.

Leon: You for give her because she gave you a hug.

Cloud: (nods)

Yuki: Leon it's because no one can resist the power of a special Yuki hug. This will now be known as a SYH. Leon also if you wanted hug all you have to do is ask. (Gives Leon a hug.)

Leon: Stop touching me you psychopath.

Yuki: Now, now Leon it wouldn't be very nice to call someone who has food a psychopath now wouldn't it.

Cloud: Can I have some? Please…….. (Gives a begging look)

Yuki: Of course my little chocobo! How can I resist a face like that?

(Gives Cloud lots of food)

Cloud: Food! (starts gorging himself)

(Fangirls banging on door)

Fangirl: Please let us in Yuki. We love your stories especially because Cloud and Leon are in this one!

Leon: What is she talking about?

Yuki: I don't know. (starts whistling innocently)

Leon: It's because of a story you wrote isn't it.

Yuki: Maybe but, you'll never know! (Disappears in a puff of smoke)

Cloud: How does she do that?

Leon: I do not know.

(The fangirls were still trying to get in)

Cloud: I'm surprised the door hasn't busted down yet.

Leon: Well that could be that this door is made of titanium alloy.

Cloud: True.

Leon: And here I thought she was insane for doing that.

Cloud: Guess she proved you wrong.

Leon: O.k. I'm going to eat, and go to sleep.

Cloud: I'll play Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy games!

(Some where in a place where the anime and manga nerds run free.)

Yuki: Isn't it ironic that Cloud is playing those games when both he and Leon are in Kingdom Hearts and in different Final Fantasy games. Hmm….that would make a good episode. Hmmm…. (Evil grin)

(Back to the boys)

Cloud: AHHH!!!!

Leon: (raises eyebrow) What?

Cloud: The bathroom is full of nothing but feminine products!

Leon: (Goes wide eyed) You're kidding.

Cloud: No. (Shows Leon bathroom)

Leon: (Drops to knees) NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A man can not live surrounded by feminine products!

(They start shedding anime tears.)

(Back in the land of the anime and manga nerds running free.)

Yuki: Oh, Leon and Cloud you have not yet witnessed the full extent of my evil. (Insert evil and maniacal laughter.) Man, Leon's right. That laugh is stupid. Maybe I should try taunting or just evilly chuckling.

END……………..or is it? Dun-dun-dun.