Yuki: Wuz up my fellow Cloud and Leon KH fans. This is the part of the show and come out to thank everyone who made this possible. I will first answer the reviews.

To hanakitsunechan7: Yes I' am a basket case but, only when I have too much coffee. I will show you the extent of my evil. Once I get high off of my life source which is caffeine which is in coffee. Thank you for the Cloud cookie.

To DigitalXover-girl: You will be amazed how scared and uncomfortable guys get around feminine products. I feel sorry for my Dad. He lives in a family of one man and four women.

To TitanRavenFreak: I'm happy that you enjoyed it so much. I typed it when I wasn't in the right state of mind. Wait, now that I think of it I'm never usually in the right state of mind. Hmm……..

Any way those were the first three reviews. They all receive applause and a Cloud and Leon cookie cake. (Says this while eating the Cloud cookie that hanakitsunechan7 gave her.)

Disclaimer: This site is called for a reason.

Fictions Theme song starts playing which is: American Idiot by none other than Green Day.

A/N: When I thought about it, to me, this song was perfect.

Episode two

The Mafia.

(Cloud and Leon are sitting in the room where we left them in the last episode. Leon was sitting on the couch playing Super Smash Bros. Melee. Cloud was lying on the couch completely utterly bored. The bathroom was completely cleared of all feminine products because Leon burned them all. Anyway…)

(Bang. Bang. Bang. Fangirls still there by the way.)

Cloud: Are they ever going to give up?

Leon: Probably not for another two weeks maybe.

(The titanium door has dents the shape of fists in it.)

(POOF! Some woman appears out of no where.)

Person: Hey names Nikki. My boss wishes your presence immediately.

Cloud: Leon we have to learn how to do that.

Leon: The poofing out of no where thing?

Cloud: Yep.

Leon: Yes we should but, the author is too much of an evil conniving dumb ass. She will never type that we learn how to do that.

(Land of anime and manga nerds running free.)

Yuki: No I'm not. Hmph, stupid Leon.

(Back.)

Cloud: To true.

(Anime/Manga nerd land)

Yuki: No Cloud you've turned on me! WWAAHH!!! T-T

(Back)

Leon: So where are you taking us?

Nikki: To a place where there aren't any carnivorous fangirls. The hide out of the mafia my boss is in charge of.

Cloud: O.k. and who's your boss?

Nikki: You'll find out in due time my bosses little chocobo.

Cloud: I'm not a chocobo! For the last damn time!

Nikki: Well your hair is styled like chocobo feathers, your eyes are the color of chocobo eyes, and you yell like a chocobo. Therefore you are a chocobo!

Leon: She's got you there.

Cloud: Shut up you.

Nikki: You'll find out who my boss is in due time. Now do you want to wait till the fangirls tear down the door or would you like to escape now?

(Door collapses. Fangirls rush in and start grabbing Cloud and Leon. Also groping them.)

Fangirl 22: I love you Leon!

Fangirl 5: You're so hot Cloud!

Fangirl 7473848372838384742: Cloud, Leon kiss for me!

Fangirls: Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.

Cloud: You can get us out of here now!

Nikki: Are you positive you want to leave now?

Leon: Just poof us out of here damn it!

Nikki: Well if you really want to.

Both: Just fucking do it!!!

Nikki: Fine.

(Snaps fingers. They do the poofy trick and wind up in an office.)

Person: There you are she was getting hysterical!

Nikki: Cloud, Leon meet Kaytlyn. She manages my boss's trade with other people.

Person: Yeah, Nikki's back!

Nikki: That's Denise she's head of the weapons department. And those two guys standing over there are my bosses' body guards

Guy: These them? Cloud and Leon I mean.

Guy 2: Do we need to initiate a cavity search. (Snaps on medical gloves.)

Nikki: Corey! Bryan! Don't even think about it. 1. Because Cloud is too innocent and naïve. 2. Because the boss friggin' said so.

Corey: Fine.

Bryan: If we must skip the search.

(Cloud and Leon finally realize everyone is wearing a black suit.)

Denise: Yes you must or she'll kill you.

Kaytlyn: Sorry boys maybe next time.

Denise: Kaytlyn I don't think there will be a next time.

Kaytlyn: Oh well. Boys go tell her they are here.

(Boys walk to a huge wood desk that appeared out of no where. They look into the rolling spinning chair.)

Corey: Uh, she's a sleep.

Nikki: Well wake her up.

(They start poking the person in the chair. Slap! Smack!)

Person: Cut it out damn it!

Leon: Wait a second I know that evil conniving voice anywhere.

Cloud: Yuki?

(Chair spins revealing the author.)

Yuki: Wuz up boys? Enjoy your stay in the safe room?

Both: You!

Leon: Why you little! You left us there for weeks with rabid fangirls banging on the door!

(Tries to make a grab at the author. Gets tackled by Corey and Bryan. Author does evil grin.)

Cloud: Yuki you're the Godmother of a mafia?

Yuki: Yes my little chocobo I' am.

Leon: As amazing as it sounds I'm not surprised. I hate you still by the way.

Yuki: Leon are you still mad about the fangirls?

Leon: What do you think?

Yuki: Cloud?

Cloud: Me too.

(Author gives Cloud a hug.)

Yuki: I sorry Cloud. Can you forgive Yuki- chan?

Cloud: O.k. -

Leon: Why is it that every time she hugs you, you forgive her?

Yuki: Because it's an SYH! Anyway now that you're here time for introductions!

Kaytlyn: Actually we all ready did that.

Yuki: Oh, when?

Denise: while you were sleeping.

Yuki: Oh.

(Random person walks in.)

Yuki: Who be you?

Person: An assassin hired to kill you.

Leon: Yes! Finally there is a god somewhere that loves me!

Cloud: Should I be happy or sad that he's here to kill her? I'll go with sad for now.

Corey: Protect Yuki!

Bryan: Duck and cover! Duck and cover!

(Both dive bomb author.)

Person: Dudes, I was joking.

(Person walks out.)

Yuki: If you two would be so kind as to GET THE FUCK OFF!! I would be very happy.

Leon: No! Please come back. I'll give you what ever you want to kill her! I'll give you Cloud for cryin' out loud!

Yuki: OMG! You would sink so low as to give someone Cloud's virginity so I could die?! Tsk tsk tsk. Bad Leon!

Cloud: Would you really do that Leon?

(Cloud goes watery eyed.)

Yuki: See what you did! You're making Cloud cry. (Hugs Cloud.)

Nikki: Leon you're horrible. (Hugs Cloud.)

Katlyn: Yeah. (Hugs Cloud.)

Denise: Double yeah. (Hugs Cloud.)

Corey: Man, really how could you. Sure he's a guy that looks feminine but come on.

Bryan: Yeah. Corey and I can sink pretty low but not that low.

(All the girls trying to comfort Cloud. Guys are fixing him a drink. Leon's eye twitches. Now he feels bad.)

Leon: No the god hates me again! Let me talk to Cloud real quick.

Yuki: Everyone to the bar while they make up.

(Everyone goes to bar. Leon kneels in front of Cloud who is sitting on the ground. Leon lifts Clouds head up so Cloud and him are looking directly in each others eyes. Noses merely inches apart.)

Leon: Cloud I'm sorry. I would never sell your virginity so the dumb ass of an author we can die.

Cloud: Really?

Leon: Really.

(Anime/manga nerd land)

Yuki: (typing) Forgive me Cloud but the author has typed in-

(Back.)

Leon: - what I'm about to do next. So don't blame Leon blame me the author.

(Leon kisses Cloud. Leon snaps out of it.)

Leon: What the fuck did I just do?!

Cloud: You fucking kissed me!

Yuki: Aw that was so cute!

Leon: Damn you!

Cloud: Ugh…Leon germs. (Starts to furiously brush teeth.)

Yuki: Oh. Boys forgive me for what I'm going to do.

Both: What are you-?

(Both got knocked out from sleeping gas. Yuki is wearing a gas mask.)

-1 hour later-

(Cloud and Leon wake up.)

Leon: Oh fucking hell!!!!

Cloud: No! Why would she do this to u?!

(Cloud and Leon realized they were not wearing their clothes. Instead they were dressed in drag.)

Leon: Yuki next time we meet I'll kill you!

Cloud: Leon! Cross your legs for god's sake! I don't want to see your dick!

Leon: Damn you, you little bitch!

Cloud: My eyes they burn!

End….no not really.

Dun dun dun.