(American idiot)

(Cloud and Leon have found that there adventure this time has led them to a hospital.)

Cloud: WHAT?!

(A male Doctor that mysteriously looks like the author but with glass, a black mustache, and a big nose.)

Doctor: Just as I said you're pregnant.

Cloud: But how?

Doctor: Hmm…..are you familiar with authors that have their male characters get pregnant. It's called Mpreg syndrome. So who's the father?

Leon: Me.

Doctor: Good for you man. Come back in six months and I'll tell if the baby is boy or girl.

Leon: Whatever let's go Cloud.

Doctor: No sex for nine months you two.

(Leon and cloud run out of office.)

(Doctor pulls off the costume glasses, mustache, and nose. Revealing the author.)

Yuki: I actually feel sorry for Leon. He'll have to deal with mood swings and every thing else. Oh, well! More fun for me!

(Month 1)

Cloud: Ow!

Leon: What?

Cloud: My nipples hurt!

Leon: No duh. You're pregnant.

Cloud: Do you think I'm fat?

Leon: (disappears.)

(Month 3)

Cloud: Leon!

Leon: Yes? (Gets punched in the face) What the fuck?! What was that for?!

Cloud: You think I'm fat!

Leon: I never said that!

Cloud: You were thinking it!

Leon: No, I was thinking about….going to get…..you some ice cream!

Cloud: OH! O.k. (Happy) Vanilla please! (Suddenly becoming very sad.)

Leon: What now?

Cloud: What if they don't have it? (Starts tearing up.)

Leon: Then I'll keep looking till I find some.

Cloud: (Hugs Leon.) You're the best!

(Leon goes on world wide man hunt for vanilla ice cream.)

Leon: Here you go.

Cloud: Oh, that's o.k. I don't want it anymore just put it in the freezer.

(Leon passes out.)

(Month 6)

Doctor: Well hello there. Mr. Strife.

Cloud: Hello.

Doctor: Ready to see what it is?

Leon: Let's just get this over with.

Doctor: O.k. nurses come in!

(A bunch of male nurses come in that mysteriously look like the authors friends but with big noses, mustaches, and glasses.)

Doctor: O.k. hook Mr. Strife here up too the machines. Get Mr. Leonhart a drink he looks like he needs one.

Leon: you bet.

Doctor: (Starts smearing a gel over cloud stomach.)

Cloud: That's cold.

Doctor: Hmm…. (Using the x-ray for finding babies thing.) Ah, there it is.

(Picture of baby inside cloud on screen.)

Doctor: See the head, the beating heart. Would you like to know if it's male or female?

(Cloud and Leon nod.)

Doctor: It's a boy.

Cloud: It's a boy?

Doctor: It's a boy.

Leon: It's a boy. (Relieved sigh.)

Nurses: It's a boy!

Random Person: We get it already it's a boy!

Doctor: Conner, Bret. Take care of him please.

(Two male nurses disappear.)

Doctor: Now let's make your next appointment. In three months for the birth.

Leon: Um...Doctor where is the baby going to come out?

Cloud: That's what I would like to know.

Doctor: isn't it obvious?

(Shaking heads no.)

Doctor: (Pulls cloud and Leon towards him to hear.)

Leon: Oh, well that does make since.

Cloud: (Wide eyed.)

Doctor: Well see you in three months. (trip) Ow.

Leon: You're no doctor you're our insane author!

Cloud: What?!

Yuki: Hi boys.

Cloud: So that means….

(Everyone removes disguise.)

Cloud: Damn it.

(Two people walk in. One named Kitty the other Ed. Both are girls.)

Kitty: Yuki can I ask you something?

Yuki: Of course what is it?

Kitty: Where do babies come from and how can two men have a baby?

Yuki: Well uh you see for your first one. When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…they uh…call the s-stork and…..

Ed: They fuck each other!

Yuki: ED! For the second one. When two daddies love each other very much and are introduced to alcohol and a very talented author….

Ed: They fuck!

Yuki: Some one shut her up!

(Nikki duct tapes Ed to a chair. She is covered in duct tape from head to toe.)

(Month 9)

Cloud: HOLY SHIT!

Yuki: He's having contractions! (Says excitedly) Let's get him to his room!

(Yuki, Nikki, Denise, and Katlyn wheel Cloud away.)

Leon: I'm worried about him.

Bryan: Why?

Corey: He's in the capable hands of the girls you shouldn't be.

Leon: It's because it's the girls I'm worried.

(Katlyn runs out.)

Katlyn: Leon comes with me. Cloud wants you in the room ASAP!

(They all rush to the room Cloud is in.)

Leon: Opens the door.

Yuki: O.k. Cloud push I can almost see the head.

Nikki: (Taping the birth)

Denise: (Running around with towels.)

Cloud: Leon come closer.

(Leon walks over to Cloud.)

Cloud: Leon when this is all over. I'm going to get a very rusty spork and do you know what I'm going to do with it?

Leon: (Shakes head.) No, But I have some kind of idea.

Cloud: I'm going to use it to castrate you! MOTHER -!

Yuki: I see the head! Push Cloud push!

(Cloud gripping metal railing so hard that it is squeezed into the shape of Cloud s grip.)

Denise: I hands!

Nikki: Wow I'm getting great footage.

Katlyn: Almost out.

Yuki: And there he is.!

(Holds up baby.)

Girls: Aww….He's so cute!

Bryan and Corey: AH! My eyes!

Katlyn: Let's get him cleaned off.

Yuki: Uh oh.

Leon: What?

There's another one coming.

Cloud: You said there was one. (Fire erupting in the back ground.)

Yuki; (Sweat drop.) Chill it's a joke! Don't eat me!

Nikki: So what should we name him?

Denise: Leon Jr.!

Bryan: That's lame.

Corey: He needs something masculine.

Leon: (glaring at Corey.)

Corey: When it comes to the Jr. part it doesn't sound masculine enough.

Katlyn: Let's let Cloud decide.

Nikki: It makes since after all he came out of Cloud.

Cloud: I haven't thought of anything.

Yuki: I got it!

(Ten years later.)

Cloud: Fenrir Griever Strife Leonhart! You come back here this instant!

Leon: (thinking) Why did we name our kid that again?

(Anime/Manga Nerd Land)

Yuki: Because I said so. Wow this wasn't really as random, messed up, and funny as I would of liked it. I'll just have to work harder next time!

(Back)

Leon: (Hearing this.) God please………KILL HER!