(American Idiot)
Episode 8
Leon: (stare)
Yuki: What?
Leon: You're an idiot.
Yuki: T-T Cloud Leon's being mean to me!
Cloud: Sigh. Not again.
Kirby: Super Kirby!!
All three: What the fuck?! Oo'''''''''
Kirby: (hugs Yuki) I love you!
Yuki: Kirby….. (Hypnotized)
Cloud: Leon….
Leon: Do I have to? Look how not stupid she is right now.
Cloud: (gives a look) We can't end this reign of terror until she does. So do it!
Leon: (crosses arms) Hmph. Fine.
Leon is amazingly able to punch Yuki and her body guards didn't pop up.
Yuki: T-T Ow! I got a booboo!
Leon: There happy? She's not hypnotized.
Cloud: Did you have to punch her?
Yuki: HUG!
Hugs Cloud.
Cloud: Oh my fucking god! I can't breathe!
Yuki: I love Cloud!
Leon: (mumbling) He's mine.
Yuki: What was that Leon?
Leon: Nothing.
Yuki: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………………… O.K!
Yuki: Look what I have! (Brings out a picture)
Cloud: What is it?
Yuki: It's a guy with really spiky hair who's happy!
Leon: …..
Cloud: A man with that many spikes should not be that happy.
Yuki: So he's cute!
Leon Cloud: (anime fall).
Yuki: I just realized something.
Leon: What now?
Yuki: Cloud has spiky hair but he's happy.
Cloud: In the original games, movies, and story line I'm depressed. You people just won't stop making me happy and lovable! Screw all of you OOC authors!
Yuki: Hey! I'm an OOC author!
Cloud: Exactly.
Leon: I'm supposed to be stoic and a loner but you people make me into a sly pervert! What the hell?!
Yuki: Because people like a perverted Squall. It's highly entertaining to watch a perverted Squall hitting on a cute and cuddly Cloud!
Leon: My name is LEON!
Cloud: I' am not cute and cuddly!
Yuki: Yes you are!
Cloud: No I'm not!
Yuki: Yes.
Cloud: No.
Yuki: Yep.
Cloud: No.
Yuki: Yep.
Cloud: No times infinity!
Yuki: Yep times infinity plus one to everything you say!
Cloud: Damn you!
Yuki: (grin) I win! V for victory! (holds up victory sign)
Leon: And people wonder why I hate my life.
Yuki: This is not a time for self hate Emo Squall!
Leon: It's Leon!
Yuki: But your real name is Squall! So I'm calling you Squall!
Leon: You use Leon in everything else! Your just doing this to annoy me!
Yuki: (grin) Maybe!
Leon: I hate you.
Yuki: Awww, Leon I love you to! (hug)
Leon: Ha! You used Leon!
Yuki: Yeah annoying you by calling you Squall was getting old and boring.
Cloud: Why me?
Leon: Wait a second what happened to the kid?
Yuki: What kid?
Leon: The one Cloud gave birth to.
Cloud: Don't remind me.
Yuki: He's not with us anymore.
Leon: Did he die?
Yuki: No
Cloud: Then where is he?
Yuki: (grin) He's at Yaoi con!
Both: What?!
Leon: You sent my son to a yaoi convention?!
Yuki: Uh, yeah!
Leon: NOOOO!
Cloud: He was hoping that he could raise the boy to be supposedly "sane" like "him"
Yuki: To late! He's on his way to being like me!
Leon: Yeah weird and insane.
Yuki: When you call me that technically your saying that I'm in sanity because the word is in-sane.
Leon: Fine then your weird and fucking crazy!
Yuki: Now that is a correct statement!
Cloud: Please tell me your not like this in the real world.
Yuki: Half and half.
Cloud: Damn.
Leon: Wow.
Cloud: What?
Leon: We didn't do anything productive or entertaining what so ever this episode.
Yuki: That's because this being considered a craziness break chapter.
Cloud: So it would for us be considered a coffee break.
Yuki: Exactly!
Leon: good because I'm tired of dealing with her. I'll be in my trailer.
Cloud: I'll walk with you, mine's right next to your's.
(They Leave)
Yuki: Sigh. I'm all alone now. And now I'm bored. What do they expect me to do while their at break? Twiddle my thumbs?!
(five minutes later)
Yuki: (twiddleing thumbs) Damn it Why can't I stop!
(notices camera)
Yuki: Oh, uh… well you see….. Screw you camera man!
End…….. Has it ever really been the end?
Dun. Dun. Dun.