(American idiot)
Episode 9:
Explained!
Yuki: Leon
Leon: What?
Yuki: Why do you dislike me so much? Besides the fact that I put you in fanfictions?
Leon: (thinking)
-Flash back-
Yuki: Hi!!
Leon: What the hell?
Cloud: Who are you?
Yuki: I'm Yuki! Oh my god your Cloud strife and Squall Leonheart I absolutely love the two of you! Especially you cloud your just so cute and cuddly! (hugs cloud tightly)
Cloud: Can't breathe.
Yuki: (hugs squall) You're both just so hot!
Leon: (loses air quickly and passes out)
-End flash back-
Yuki: You hate me because I hugged you?
Leon: No I hate you because you made me pass out like some woman. That and another reason which I'm not going to announce.
Yuki: ….? ……!! Leon loves cloud! Leon Loves Cloud! Leon loves Cloud!
Leon: Shut up?! (starts trying to kill Yuki)
Cloud: Leon what are you doing to her?
Leon: Killing her, what else?
Yuki: Save me Cloud!
Cloud: Sigh. Leon.
Leon: What?
Cloud: (kisses Leon)
Leon: (let's go of Yuki's neck) ………..! (drags Cloud away)
Cloud: Leon… What are you doing?
Yuki: Yes! HMS! HMS! HMS!
Cloud: What?! (blushes)
Leon: (Throws Cloud over shoulder)
Yuki: I've got video tape!!
Leon: (glare)
Yuki: Or not.
Leon: (glare)
Yuki: I'll just stay here.
Leon: Good idea.
Cloud: Leon be nice.
Both: (leave)
Yuki: …………
Yuki: T-T I WANTED TO SEE SOME HMS!!
Nikki: HMS?
Yuki: Nikki! (hug)
Nikki: Once again, HMS?
Yuki: Hot Man Sex!
Nikki: Should have known. Bye.
Yuki: What?! Don't leave me! I'm bored!
Nikki: Don't care. (leaves)
Yuki: But who's going to entertain me?! Who's going to make sure I don't do something bad?!
(Notices a big red button)
Yuki: Hmm…. I really shouldn't do to the fact that I don't know what it does. Oh, well you learn by doing!
(pushes the button)
(Curtain rises and starts to play Yuki's favorite youtube videos)
Yuki: Wow. I like this button!
End…… Gotcha!
Dun dun dun.
Yuki: Hello I'm Yuki President and Founder of AngelDragonQueen343 Corporation. We here at AngelDragonQueen343 Corporation wish to extend an apology to all loyal readers. We have not updated any other stories but seem to be updating this one more. Our wish is to finish one of them so that we will be able to place our full focus on the other ones. We extend our apologies to all loyal fans who like reading new updates of all our stories at the exact same time. Now here I will leave to chat with Cloud and Leon.
Leon: Hello everyone.
Cloud: We at AngelDragonQueen343 Corp. Take to heart the needs of our viewers. Like this reviewer here. Her name is Denise.
Leon: She is suffering from 'Of Love and Chocobos' withdraw.
Cloud: This is Benjamin he to suffers from withdraw but "Angel of Hellsing" withdraw.
Leon: President Yuki informed you already about the current one story at a time process she's going through. We have come to discover that when she's happy she tends to crate more.
Cloud: And what makes her happy is reviews. So when you get the chance remember all of the loyal reviewers just like you who are suffering from withdraw.
Leon: You can help by reviewing stories as much as possible. Because AngelDragonqueen343 Corp. Is a multi million dollar corporation but it needs help.
Cloud: You can help in the search for the cure of fanfiction withdraw by reviewing stories.
Yuki: Everyday hundreds of people suffer from fanfiction withdraw. We work to lower the cases of withdraw. But we need help, so whenever you finish reading a story or just have nothing better to do remember there are suffering fans out there that need help. If you wish to donate to the cause just press the little button or send me the President a PM. Because only you have the power to make a difference.
