(American idiot)
Episode 11:
Why?
Yuki: Boredom.
Leon: Idiot.
Cloud: Stop.
Yuki: Boredom.
Leon: Idiot.
Cloud: Stop.
Yuki: Boredom.
Leon: Idiot.
Cloud: Stop.
Yuki: CHICKEN BUTT!!
Leon: Dumb ass.
Cloud: Stop.
Yuki: But I'm bored!
Leon: You're always bored.
Yuki: Nuhuh.
Leon: Yep.
Yuki: Cloud?
Cloud: I'm not in this.
Yuki: But I'm bored!
Leon: Shut Up!
Yuki: …. You two!
Leon and Cloud: What?!
Yuki: Entertain me!
Both: Why?
Yuki: Because I said so.
Leon: Why?
Yuki: Because I rule all!
Cloud: Why?
Yuki: Because it's my computer.
Leon: Why?
Yuki: Because my grandma gave it to me as a gift.
Cloud: Why?
Yuki: Because she's cool like that.
Leon: Why?
Yuki: Because I say so!
Cloud: Why?
Yuki: Grrr. I'm leaving. (walks out)
Both: Finally!
Yuki: Boredom is better than nothing. God what do those two do all day besides being boring? But I still love 'em!
Cloud: Wait didn't you leave?
Yuki: Yes.
Leon: Then what are you doing here?
Yuki: Don't you want me here Leon?
Leon: No.
Yuki: Why?
Leon: Because I say so.
Yuki: Why?
Leon: Because you're an idiot.
Yuki: Why?
Leon: Because your mother never loved you.
Yuki: Why?
Leon: Because you're you!
Cloud: (sigh) I'm leaving. (walks out)
Yuki: (blink)
Leon: …
Leon: Wait don't leave me here with her!
Yuki: Cloud come back!
(ELSE WHERE)
Waitress: Hola, Señior Cloud.
Cloud: Hola. (laying stretched out on a beach chair.)
Waitress: Here's your margarita.
Cloud: Gracias. (takes his drink)
Waitress: And you have a message.
Cloud: From whom? (looks at her over the top of his really cool looking sunglasses)
Waitress: A Señior Leon and a Señiorita Yuki
Cloud: Could you call them back and tell them I won't be back for awhile? Tell them I'm on vacation.
Waitress: Si, Señior.
Random Lady: Señior Cloud it's time for your massage.
Cloud: (sigh) Life is great on the seashores of old Mexico. (grin)
(BACK IN THE STATES)
Both: Cloud come back!!
(ELSE WHERE)
Cloud: Now why would I do that? (wink)
All Of The Cast: ARIBA! (throws sombreros in the air)
End…….. No, I just kidding vato.
Dun dun dun.
