CHAPTER 2
Naruto hastily made his way to the fields, where the tournament would take place. Slowly, the other competitors appeared, one by one.
"Round 1,..."
/10 MINUTES LATER:
"Okay, kids. final round, Uzumaki Naruto..." (the crowd erupted in boos) "vs. Uchiha Sasuke" (There were many deafening squeals)
Ready, fight!
The Uchiha ran towards naruto, who just poofed out of existence, reappeared behind him, and kicked the back of his neck...
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"Sensei, he's not moving!" said Sakura Haruno
"No shit! Did you grow up on a stick or something?" said Naruto, In a rather sarcastic tone.
"Uwaah! sensei, he's being mean!" said The Pink Montrosity
"Fuck this, I'm outta here"
"what about your prize?"
"Don't need it"
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Meanwhile, back In Naruto's apartment (shithole), he was greeted by the lovely sight of a yellow ninja chopping someone up.
"...well, hello to you too" said Naruto
"wuh? oh, yeah..." said Scorpion
"God, I hate the pink bitch!"
"Say what? c'mon, she can't be that stu-...Scratch that, this is Haruno we're talking about...right?"
"Yeah. I mean, it's like she was born yesterday and jammed under a rock for the first 23 hours"
"Mm-Hm! anyway, training time."
so they proceeded to the training ground where they would never be found. number 44. The forest of death.
Wait, someone's there...
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okay guys. I'll be honest. This isn't getting much updates because, well, I'm kinda over Naruto now. It's getting old, and boring. Fast.
That being said, I won't update very much from now on. But I frequently write other fics, which I can't upload, Because kaibutsu oujo doesn't have a category at .