Fo' I start, I'd like to thank Challenger for suggesting Tsunade to scorpion. I'll do that, but Naruto Is our star here, so You won't see too much o'dat. You'll see an alright amount though.
Voting results:
SAKURA 0 (LOL MINCED!)
INO 2
TAYUYA 5
TEMARI 4
TENTEN 5
TSUME 5
HANA 4
KURENAI 7
ANKO 6
KIN 3
FEM-HAKU 5
HANABI 2 (P.S: she'll be the same age in this fic, I just don't like younger chicks, sorry)
MOEGI 1
KONAN 2
FEM-KYUU 4
RIN 5
SHIZUNE 2
UZUKI YUGAO 6 (did not expect this.)
SHION 1 (hah!)
That's round 1 for ya! kurenai, Anko, and yugao are the first 3 winners.
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Puffed and tired, Naruto was the first to give in. no suprise there, because although Naruto was far ahead of the academy, this WAS scorpion here. and His training was far from finished.
"Okay...you, huff, win, now who, huff...was there before?" Naruto wheezed out.
"Someone who likes you. guess who." Scorpion grunted cockily.
"hmm...Jii-san?" Naruto questioned
BAM
he face-faulted.
"Not that kind of like. I mean as in a lover!" he retorted.
"Oh, right!...er, I have no-one like that".
BAM
again, he face-faulted.
"maybe you just don't know it. like a secret admirer!" he assured
"well, why don't they just tell me! saves the trouble of secrets, right?"
BAM
guess what that was.
So anyway, Naruto's curiosity and stupidity finally made scorpion give in and he told naruto who it was.
"she was Uzuki Yugao! from ANBU, you fool!" he shouted
"Oh, her...whozzat?"
BAM
his mask was starting to flare.
"The ANBU who always watches you! the lady with the cat mask and purple hair!"
"Huh? really? Isn't that a guy?"
BAM
"I thought she was like a sister to you!"
"Uzuki and Uzumaki are two different names, we're not related!"
BAM
"You're starting to eat at my patience, boy!"
"How'zat possible, I ate before we started training!"
BAM
his mask was slowly melting
"Boy, can it now, before I toast you!"
"toast in a can? gross!"
He spent the rest of the day dodging fireblasts.
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Uzuki yugao sprinted as fast as she could, but she looked back every now and then, just for safety. she'd almost been caught! well, she was caught by that one guy, but naruto was the real prize here!
It was clear where she was going. To her second home. Her favourite place. Where all her non-anbu friends were at...
The Secret Naruto fanclub!
She made it back and was greeted by her two partners-in-fandom, kurenai and anko.
"How'd it go?" asked anko
"Did you see him?" nagged Kurenai
"Yeah, I saw him. if fact, he almost saw me!" she replied.
"WHAT?! YOU TRAITOR! YOU DEFY THE LAWS OF THE CLUB! BANIS...wait, almost right?" screamed/asked anko
"Err, y-y-yeah..." she replied nervously.
"well, all's good then." she replied calmly
In all truth, they wanted to hug him and comfort him in a sisterly way...and molest him in another way. but they couldn't.
FLASHBACK NO JUTSU!
a 6 year old naruto was obliviously walking down the street when suddenly, he was pounced by the former president and founder of the fan club, who's name at this point in my fic is undecided so let's leave that out.
"WAAHHHH!!" he screamed, panicking
"hush my little toy, you'll be mine soon."
but he wasn't listening, and he just broke free from her grip.
He made a beeline for the hokage tower. soon, uzuki yugao and 2 more ANBU were partolling the streets, when yugao found the suspect
"Please, it was for my naruto-kun, you must understan-..." she was interrupted
"Hey, I'd like to join the fanclub"
JUTSU KAI!
whatever happened to the president, anyway?