SO YOU WANT TO BE A SITH
WHAT ARE THE PERKS OF BEING A SITH?
. Carry a red lightsaber!
. Carry a double sided lightsaber!
. We have dark chocolate: Better for your heart than milk chocolate!
. Build Death Stars!
. Carry a blaster!
. Wear cool armor!
. Get revenge on the Jedi!
. Learn Jedi tricks, but use them against them!
HOURS:
Your lifetime!
IS THERE ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BEING A SITH?
NOPE!
So what are you waiting for? Start your free training today!
"Anger is Good. Hate is Good. Believe in the Dark Side of the Force."
You may die in the line of duty. In the event of this, we have a right to dump your body in a hole. And not a grave.