A/N: Thanks for reviewing! I invented all the sayings at the bottom except for the Jedi one. All characters belong to George Lucas.
SO YOU WANT TO BE A
SITH LORD
Are you tired of being a storm-trooper? Are you starting to feel like a clone? Being a Sith Lord might be the job for you!
REQUIREMENTS
.Must enjoy having a name that begins with "Darth".
.Must like commanding people.
.Sense of humor must be evil.
.Be kind and you're out.
.Must be willing to ruthlessly acquire power.
WHAT ARE THE PERKS OF BEING A SITH LORD?
.Command entire star fleets!
.Be as evil as you like!
.Kill Jedi!
.Kill other people you don't like!
.Be in touch with the Emperor himself!
.Have a DOUBLE-SIDED lightsaber!
Hours
Till you die!
"Power, greed, cool suits…Sith Lord!"
On occasion, may be vice-versa.
Only occurs if you are so ugly the Emperor cannot stand your real face. Also if you cannot live without it…literally.