So You Want To Be

by TheMacUnleashed

Job ads from the GFFA. FINISHED.

4. Ewok

SO YOU WANT TO BE AN

EWOK

Does your life seem unfulfilled? Are you bored? Do you throw rocks for no reason? If so, you might want to be an Ewok.

Requirements

.Must get genetically altered to: Be under 31/2 Ft., covered with hair of a "natural" color, speak ewokish. 1

.Must take sadistic pleasure in flinging rocks at things' heads.

.Must have the ability to use stone-age weapons.

.Must like natural, uncivilized environments.

. Must eat meat.

.Must be willing to behave in an uncivilized manner.

Perks

.Behave in an uncivilized manner!

.Live on Endor!

.Fight evil storm-troopers!2

.Live in touch with nature!

.Be a medicine person without being a doctor!

.Be a chief!3

So what are you waiting for? Get genetically engineered today!

Gronk woofie laguinio weend! 4

1 If matches description already, step may be skipped.

2 Storm-troopers dangerous. You sissy Ewok if not fight!

3 May be killed while attempting to become one.

4 Join friend Ewoks good!