So You Want to be a Protocol Droid
Are you fluent in approximately 3,000,000 million languages? Do you call your religious ruler "The Maker"? Does it seem to you that all your friends are trying to get you killed? If so, you might want to consider becoming a protocol droid.
Requirements
.Must be enclosed in a metal casing
.Must have an English accent
.Must be able to ramble on for hours at a time about linguistics- And enjoy it
.Must have funky-looking eyes
Perks
.Have such flowery nicknames as Goldenrod!
.Be able to yell obscenities at your electronics- in their own language! 1
.Have an English accent, even if you're from Tatooine!
"Oh my"
1 In the event that your computer decides to get revenge on you, please don't sue me if you survive.
A/N: This is kind of short, sorry. Please R/R!