SO YOU WANT TO BE A
SPACE SMUGGLER
Can't get enough of the smell of spices? Don't ask questions? Like money? Become a space pirate today!
Perks
.Well paying!
.Delightfully dangerous! 1
.See parts of the universe you didn't know existed! 2
.Get in where the action is!
.Meet cool aliens!
REQUIREMENTS
.Must supply own ship.
.Must be quick and sneaky.
.Must hang out at bars to find potential customers.
.Must have secret compartments on ship.
.Must be willing to pay value of cargo if dumped. 3
So what are you waiting for? Become a space smuggler today!
"Trust only your employer."
1 In event of death, may not be delightful.
2 May include the afterlife.
3 If not done, consequences may include getting frozen in solid carbonite.