A/N: Sorry for not updating sooner; I was hungry so I ate my plot bunnies.
So You want to be an Astromech Droid
Do you whistle a lot? Do you have a bunch of funky little gadgets that can do virtually anything? Are you constantly being tortured? If so, you might consider becoming an Astromech droid.
Requirements:
. Must have a dome-shaped head
. Must enjoy repairing things
. Must be willing to have a name that is a combination of letters and numbers (I.E. R2D2)
. Must be willing to learn a new language
What are the perks of being an Astromech droid?
. Repair stuff!
. You can swear at people, and they'll never know! 1
. Hack into computers as part of your job!
. Be made of metal!
So what are you waiting for? Become an Astromech droid today!
"Bleep bo bleeeeee whoo blop bleee!" 2
1: In the event that someone does understand, we are not responsible for any punishment that comes your way.
2: We had plans to translate, but when we asked the droids what their motto was (We had a Protocol Droid to translate), the obscenities were so bad we would have had to rate this M if we wanted to provide an accurate translation.