Sorry for not updating sooner. I couldn't think of what to do. I'll try to update this story at least once a week.
So You Want to be a Wookie
Are you roughly 7 feet tall? Is shaving pointless? Do all the Sasquatch (Bigfoot) jokes come to an awkward halt as soon as you walk into the room? If so, you might want to become a wookie.
What are the perks of being a wookie?
. Get instant facial hair!
. Don't worry about going bald in old age!
. Be allowed, or even expected to, pull the arms off people who beat you in sabacc!
. Speak a language nobody else actually understands!
Requirements
. Must be over six and a half feet tall
. Must be completely covered in hair
. Must be willing to deal with the occasional Bigfoot jokes
. Must speak wookie
So what are you waiting for? Become a wookie today!
Grunt roar arroo roo AHHH1
1 These were the last sounds heard over the comlink of the man sent to get the wookie's motto. Turns out he beat a wookie in a game of sabacc, and yeah, that didn't end well.