Because 100 ways to annoy Scipio Bellorum are simply not enough, here's chapter 5.
101.) Ask him if he was such a great general why he needed an entire army to come to his rescue from a one on one combat with a fourteen year old girl then burst out laughing.
102.) Talk to him only in chatspeak and when he asks you what the acronyms mean say "you don't know?" and bust out laughing at him shortly before runing away at top speed - bookcrzygirl
103.) Brag to Thirrin that Bellorum is doing well in the mental ward. Even go as far as to tell her that you just got him pottytrained. Watch his reaction and make a note to give him more medicine when you get back to the hospital. - Werewolf-of-Alagaesia
104.) When he's about to log on to his account for Icemark Inboxes, make his background to one of those "LykOMGttly" girl stuff and change his account name to pinkgrlygrl. - Silver Wind Neko
105.) Everytime he says something, contradict him by saying, 'No honey, that a bad word, you shouldn't be saying such inappropiate things deary.' - Synonymous Brian
106.) Grafitti Bellorum's horse with the words " Scipio + Vampire Queen 4 ever", paint it on the horses bum so he can't see it but the rest of his troops can.:) - midnight noodle
107.) Superglue photos of Thirrin's face to every surface in his tent.
108.) Replace all of his staff officers with knights who say "ni".
109.) Give him a list of all the dead people who are way cooler than he is.
110.) Tell him that to be a really awesome evil villain, he needs a theme song. Sing various theme songs that he could choose, including: HampsterDance, the Batman song, "The Final Countdown", the Darth Vader song, the SpongeBob theme song, "Viva la Vida", "White and Nerdy", and the Indiana Jones song.
111.) When he refuses to choose a theme song, pick one for him. Make sure it's the least evil thing you can think of, and very annoying.
112.) Also, to be a truly evil villain, you need a cool costume. Show him Photoshop pictures of him in various costumes, including: the Joker (from the new movie), Batman, the villain costumes from the cheesy Seventies Batman movies, Mermaid Man's costume, Indiana Jones, Darth Vader, and a hamster suit.
113.) Post said pictures all around the army camp.
114.) When he is facing the Vampire King in combat, inform him that Batman (aka the Vampire King) always beats the Joker.
115.) Whenever he's in his tent, pull out one of the tent poles so the whole thing collapses on him. Then inform him that real evil villains know how to pitch their tents correctly. - Boomerang Fish
Keep those suggestions coming, they're hilarious. Annoying Bellorum is quite fun. I think when LBOTI comes out in the United States, I'll post "How to Annoy" fics with the new LBOTI villains. Mua ha ha.