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A/N: This goes out to the ones who get their stories deleted by the Jonasbiotics. Hey and whatever happened to the Hannah Montana section? Why can't we use it? They starred as themselves in it, after all. Anyway, R&R. Peace. :D

Somewhere in LA...

"OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" a shriek woke up everyone at the 99rooms house.

It was 5 am. Adrien Jenkins, (99rooms' bassist, singer and song writer) fell off his bed.

"What the hell...?" He blinked and rubbed his elbow. Then went to the hallway.

Vincent Valentine (the drummer) and Blaze Swift (the keyboardist) rolled their eyes and went back to sleeping. They knew who had shrieked. And knowing their bandmate... it could wait. M (lead guitar, known for his awesome solos, also song writer), on the other hand, he jumped out of bed and rushed to the hallway.

"What? What is it?" M asked Adrien breathlessly.

"Dude, it wasn't me." Adrien chuckled. "I think that Sixth Sense like shriek came from Kaya's room."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

They recognized the voice. It was Kaya all right. Kaya Brody, the lead singer and strumming guitarist of the band.

"This CAN'T be good..." M walked to Kaya's room.

Adrien followed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"5. Am. Explain. NOW." M opened the door without knocking.

Kaya turned around slowly and looked up at her bandmates.

"Oopsie?"

Adrien sighed. Kaya looked at them sadly.

"What is it...?" M softened his expression.

Kaya turned back to her laptop and frowned. Adrien leaned over to read.

FICTIONEXPRESS PROFILE

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FEED – SEND MESSAGE – FAVORITE – SUBSCRIBE – EMAIL TO ANOTHER

Name: Mitchie
Location: San Francisco :)

"Fictionexpress...?"

"Kiddin' me, right?" M raised an eyebrow. Was his bandmate and friend actually checking out a fan fiction site?!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kaya covered her face with her hoodie and shrieked again.

Adrien covered his ears just in time.

"Could you scream a bit louder? I think they didn't hear you. In China." M rubbed his forehead with two fingers. "What is this all about anyway?" He leaned to the screen.

"MY FAVORITE AUTHOR GOT HER STORIES DELETED!" Kaya said, her voice a bit muffled because of the hoodie. Adrien took the hoodie off her face slowly. Kaya rested her chin on her hand. "Now I'll never now if I marry that french dude..."

"WHAT?!" Adrien jumped.

M raised an eyebrow. Kaya giggled.

"It was a 99rooms fandom." She explained. "In fictionexpress you can write about everything... well, almost everything." She glared at the screen.

"Yeah, I know the site..." M nodded.

"Marry? French dude? You?" Adrien was staring at Kaya horrified.

Kaya and him had a "thing" going on. It wasn't official but it was certainly something. One of the main reasons why they hadn't made their" thing" official was because of the press and the tabloids. If something happened between them, they didn't want the media getting involved. So they were "just friends".

Kaya rolled her eyes at Adrien, but giggled. Even though they were "just friends" he always got jealous. M smacked Adrien in the back of the head.

"DUDE!" Adrien glared at M.

"Focus?" M glared back with a 'Oh, please...' look. "Go on" He turned to Kaya.

"This girl... Mitchie... she had the most amazing stories I have ever seen on Fictionexpress... and now they're gone! She posted this sad announcement on her homepage just now..." She showed them the window she had open. "Fictionexpress won't let me write about rockstars or any real people. It's ILLEGAL. I won't be able to post anything for a few days. I feel horrible. Love, Mitchie." Kaya read sadly.

"Illegal?" Adrien raised an eyebrow. "Why is it illegal? And was she really writing about us, 99rooms and... you marrying a french dude?" He made a face.

"Adrien, stop it." She kissed his cheek. M rolled his eyes. Adrien grinned. "And yes, she was... She even had one story on M point of view and he got Jessica Alba."

M spit his pepsi in shock. Adrien burst out laughing.

"Zip it, Spidey..." M glared at him and his spiderman pajamas.

Adrien chuckled.

"This sucks..." Kaya declared.

"Because you'll never know if you marry a stupid french dude?" Adrien frowned.

"That... and because I'll also never know if you crash my wedding with a stupid french dude." She added.

"I was going to crash your wedding with a stupid french dude?" Adrien asked with a goofy grin.

"You hated the french dude in that story." Kaya giggled.

"And I loved you."

"Yes, you did."

"And you loved me."

"And the french dude."

"Why would you love a french dude?" Adrien frowned again.

"Dude... you're french."

"Half french."

"Same thing."

"Kinda."

"I want to know what happens next..." Kaya groaned.

"DAMMIT! NOW I WANNA KNOW TOO!" Adrien sighed.

"Why are you even arguing about a FICTIONAL story?!" M cut them off, a bit annoyed.

Kaya and Adrien giggled like kids.

"Damn! This is why I don't get involved with all this romantic stuff. It's all drama." He said looking somewhere else.

Adrien cleared his throat.

"So what was that M and Jessica Alba story like?" Adrien asked.

M pretended not to be listening.

"That was R rated, Adrien." Kaya joked and tried to keep a straight face.

Adrien laughed.

"ANYWAY!" M tried to hide a grin.

Adrien laughed again.

"Then there was one where he dated that chick from Supernatural... whose name I forgot..." Kaya's voice trailed off.

"Katie Cassidy?" Adrien asked. Kaya nodded. "Was there anything else?"

"Hmmm... one with Megan Fox from Transformers. She replaced the lead dude with M."

"Haha, that's nuts!"

"Yeah, but it was fun to read. Too much PDA though." Kaya made a face and laughed. "Then there was one with Kristin Kreuk, you know from Smallville... M and Superman fought over her and she chose M in the end. Crazy, huh?"

"YEAH!"

"Gee, thanks..." M said in a sarcastic tone, a bit offended.

"I thought you didn't care." Kaya said innocently. She turned back to Adrien excitedly. "Then there was one that was kinda like Lost... M and Mitchelle Tratchtenber trapped on an island together... and a bunch of crazy people."

"A bunch of crazy people like in everyday of my life in 99rooms?" M commented.

Adrien and Kaya chuckled.

"Were there any Kaya and M love stories?" Adrien asked slowly, trying to sound casual.

Kaya laughed.

"Never thought I could make you jealous 3 times in a row in a day..." she whistled.

Adrien frowned and crossed his arms.

"Please, don't answer!" M exclaimed dramatically.

"No, there weren't." Kaya laughed. "It was mostly you and me, Adrien. Everyone says we're the 'cutest couple', they call us Kadrien. I know, it sounds like a German name... but they say we're better than Brangelina."

Adrien couldn't help but smile.

"Hmm. There was one where I was with Vincent..." Kaya said absently and rubbed her chin.

"Hmph." Adrien looked away.

"Ok, but that was it, right?" M asked.

"There were 10 more about you, M. You and all the ladies you love." Kaya replied. She looked back to her laptop. "Stupid fictionexpress... I was going to show you guys... these stories..." She sighed.

Adrien was still frowning. Kaya went over to hug him. He smiled and hugged her back.

"Wait, 10 more? Who else could be..." M stopped and stared to Kaya, afraid of the answer.

Kaya smirked.

"Blaze..."

"They are all fictional situations anyway... WHAT?!" M's mouth dropped open.

Kaya and Adrien tried not to laugh. Blaze and M also had a "thing" going on. Only them didn't even admit it to EACH OTHER. Unlike Kaya and Adrien, who just wouldn't admit it to the press. But were open about liking each other. Well, at least open with their friends and family. Blaze and M on the other hand, they were the older members of 99rooms and yet acted like kids when it came to their relationship.

"Yeah, yeah." Kaya was smirking. "That M and Blaze lvoe story was GREAT... Even Blaze read it." She added.

"You got to be kidding me..." M gave her an skeptical look.

Kaya shook her head no.

"She loved it. She favorited it, put it on alert..." Kaya chuckled.

"You are telling me there are some people out there that actually think that we make a...?" M looked slightly red.

"Some people?" Kaya laughed. "How about 1567899999?"

"And she is OK with that?!"

"Yeah..."

"She reviewed the stories too."

Adrien looked up.

"What did she say?"

"She suggested some stuff..." Kaya giggled. "But anyway it doesn't matter now, does it? STUPID FICTIONEXPRESS DELETED EVERYTHING MITCHIE WROTE. And other's people's stories too." Kaya punched a pillow.

"OH, THAT'S IT! I GOTTA READ THAT! AND IMMA DO SOMETHING!" M exclaimed, putting his pepsi on Kaya's desk.

Kaya raised an eyebrow at M. Adrien chuckled.

"What? I have to." M defended himself. "This can start some gossip, you know? It's bad... Isn't it...?"

Kaya shook her head.

"They didn't know it was her."

"And all the stories are gone? You serious?" Adrien asked. Kaya nodded.

"Not for long." M grinned.

Kaya turned to him.

"What do you mean?"

M grinned maliciously. Adrien and Kaya exchanged looks.

"I'm taking the weekend, guys... I have something to do."

"I'm coming with you..." Adrien said.

"What? Why? You don't know what I'm going to do" He looked at Kaya for help. "SAY SOMETHING!" He whispered-yelled to her.

"I'm coming too." She grinned.

"Wait... what if he wants to pee?" Adrien joked.

"We're all in this togetheerrrrr." Kaya sang, then stopped. "WAIT... ew."

M smacked his forehead. Then he sighed loudly.

"Ok. FINE. Be my guest. It doesn't make it harder anyway."

"You're inviting us to watch you pee?" Adrien gave him a weird look.

"OH, MY EYES!" Kaya said dramatically.

"I'll cover them for you!" Adrien said just as dramatically.

"You're going to far now guys!" He stepped back "If you are not coming, fine, if you are coming, same thing. I'm reading that fic."

"I thought he wanted to pee..." Adrien whispered.

"He never said that." Kaya whispered back.

M turned to them.

"We're coming!" Kaya and Adrien said in chorus.

"If I don't find out what happens with the french dude... I'll go emo." Kaya stated as they walked out of her room.

Adrien looked at M with alarm. The last time Kaya had gone "emo" she had painted the house all black. M didn't pay attention to Adrien, he was to absorbed in his thoughts.

"I HAVE TO READ THAT THING! I have to know what it said about me and Blaze, I have to know what she said, I have to know how the story goes, I have to know why she is like she is... AND she is right behind me, isn't she?"

Kaya laughed. M sighed a 'I'm screwed sigh. Adrien chuckled.

"Hey guys..." Blaze smiled.

"Blaze, our favorite writer just got deleted." Kaya said immediately.

"Yeah, i heard that" She looked at M. "I heard other things as well" She smirked.

M turned around but didn't look at her. Awkward! Adrien stepped in to save his friend.

"We gotta do something, guys. AND SOON."

"We should PM her!" Kaya exclaimed.

"What?"

"It means... message her. No... she's not gonna believe we're the REAL 99rooms..."

"I have the solution" M grinned..

"SO... Where are we going, M?" Blaze looked at him, smirking.

"How come everytime someone in this house grins, smirks or stares into space... it means they're up to something?" Adrien pondered.

"Because we are EVIL, darling..." She walked to M's side smirking, as if she were joining the Dark Side.

"May the force be with us." Kaya said solemnly.

"What...?" Kaya shrugged, M shook his head. "Anyway..."

"Where to, oh, Fearless Leader?" Blaze said dramatically.

Adrien's stomach growled like a lion.

"Perhaps we should eat first..." Adrien blushed. "After all... IT IS 5 AM."

M smacked his forehead. But he had to admit, Adrien was right. M had only drank a bit of pepsi and that certainly didn't fill him.

"What were you doing up at 5 am, anyway Kaya?! You usually wake up at NOON!" Adrien looked surprised at Kaya.

"Uh..." She giggled nervously.

"Kaya's got F.E.O.D." Blaze smirked.

"I don't speak IM." Adrien said.

"It's not chat speak." Kaya rolled her eyes.

"Is it like L.O.L.?"

"Adrien, stop it. I said it's not chat speak."

"That's it. I'm leaving." M started to walk away and sighed annoyed.

"Wait." Blaze called.

M turned to Blaze.

"What...?"

"We need you, evil master." Blaze said sincerely. M walked back to them.

"What's F.E.O.D.?" Adrien looked confused.

"Fiction... Express... Obsessive... Disorder." Blaze smirked.

Kaya kicked Blaze in the ribs.

"Grab some food, pack some stuff. We are leaving. NOW." M said annoyed.

"Where...?" Adrien asked.

M smirked.

"San Francisco, baby..."