Author's Notes: Well, I'm glad you all like this silly story. I still feel kind of guilty for borrowing other people's creations. I feel like I need to be paying some sort of royalty for it. Anyway, this is kind of a random chapter made of the strange things that pop into my head when I'm at work. Lack of sleep + too much coffee + too much creamer + Transformers + boredom Update! lol

Warning: This chapter's content is absurd, completely illogical, and random. The Author is not liable for brain or property damage or loss of logic capabilities, but the copy right holders of the characters present in said chapter are liable for all damage claims and reparations. Mwuahahaha!

Stupid Logic

"If you're too open minded your brain will fall out."

—Anonymous

"Hey Evy?"

"Hm?"

"Can I ask you a question?"

"You just did."

"Can I ask you another?"

"Again, you just did."

A pause.

"Can I ask you a number of questions?"

"Depends, how much is a 'number'?"

"Uh…Can I ask you an undefined number of questions?"

"Not if you're going to ask me a million questions. That's too many and would take far too long."

"Well I don't want to ask you a million questions."

"That's not what you said, though."

Cafei sighed.

"Can I ask you an undefined number of questions below a million?"

"999,999 questions is still a lot of questions. I don't think I could answer that many in one sitting. Even if I tried."

"Fine! Can I ask you an undefined yet reasonable number of questions below a million and above one?"

"What do you say?"

"…Huh?"

"What do you say?"

A pause.

"Uh…please?"

"Please what?"

"May I please ask you an undefined yet reasonable number of questions below a million and above one?"

"Well not if you're going to take a tone with me."

Cafei rallied herself and smiled, asking sweetly, "May I please ask you an undefined yet reasonable number of questions below a million and above one?"

"Of course you may. Now, what did you want to ask?"

"…Uh…"

"Well?"

"I can't remember what it was I wanted to ask you."

"You should really pay more attention to your surroundings. Someone might try and take advantage of your absent mindedness," Evelyn grinned smugly, "Like Sideswipe."

Cafei blinked and looked at the older woman with narrowing eyes. "…why you parasitic little..."

"What?" The parody of Evelyn asked smugly.

"Sideswipe, you're an ass—or aft, whatever you find more insulting!"

The older woman grinned. "Guilty as charged."

Author's Notes (part 2): Short and sweet. I was having trouble writing anything so I just did this as a kind of hand me out so you all would forget about me while I struggle to finish the next one. grins