" Hey Naruto, have you mastered that Peeping Jutsu yet? I think Kakashi Sensei would appreciate it if you did." Sakura prodded Naruto with her fist. The orange and white and blue and…I can't think of all the colors he has on him, but he's starting to sound like a rainbow sherbet!! Naruto shrugged and started walking away. But Sakura grabbed his shirt and got threateningly close to his face.
" You had better not be peeping on any bathhouses for WOMEN!!!" She yelled apparently trying to get her point across, but she probably succeeded in making his ear numb for the next hour or two also.
Naruto wrenched from her grasp and sighed. He turned with a slouch and walked away slowly. Sasuke came up behind Sakura and asked, " what's the matter with him?" Sakura shrugged and said, "I don't know…it's strange isn't it?"
"Yes…it is." Sasuke said suspiciously. Rubbing his chin, he turned and walked away from her. Now Sakura was all by her little lonesome. Kakashi was gone somewhere and Naruto was depressed, Sasuke was…well, pretty much being himself. She had no one to talk to, except for… " Ino!"
Shannon, Emily and Heather ran through the woods of Shannon's back yard. The road made constant noise, but most of the time, they ignored it.
" I call Sasuke this time!!!" Heather yelled as she swung around a tree. Emily glared, " I hate Sasuke…" She said venomously, suddenly she changed her tone of voice. " I call Kakashi…the lazy sensei!" Shannon brought out "miss technicality", " Well, technically, Shikamaru becomes a sensei, so he would be the lazy sensei…" Heather and Emily gave their friend the We-know-all-about-that-so-go-ahead-and-can-the-technicality-stuff look. She blushed, " OK, fine, I call Anko." Shannon said.
Sasuke ran through the woods calling his temporary teammates names. " Anko! Kakashi Sensei! Where are you?" His arms flew behind him and soon he saw Anko crouching on the stump of a pine tree. He looked up suspiciously, " what are you doing?" he asked.
Anko hopped down and put her hands on his shoulder. " I'm trying to find Kakashi. He seems to have gone missing…hmm." She said, looking around until she spotted the familiar mask.
Kakashi (the real one) dropped down suddenly in front of Naruto. He smiled beneath his mask, "are you ready to show me that new jutsu I taught you? Including getting out of it?" Naruto shrugged and rattled off the hand signs.
The screen that appeared was one with Shizune sneaking along behind Tsunade in the market place. Tsunade looked like she had hid something in her jacket and was trying to look inconspicuous. (She's the Hokage for crying out loud!!! She can't look inconspicuous.) Naruto laughed for the first time that day and closed the screen. " Ta DA!!" he bowed and ran around in circles. Kakashi and Sakura clapped with little enthusiasm. " Hey, can I try it Kakashi Sensei? I bet I can do better!" Sakura cried and slowly, but surely tried the hand signs one by one.
What both parties in both worlds saw then was a bright flash of white and then suddenly, they were in whole different situations. Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi suddenly found themselves in a whole new forest and in front of all new people. For Shannon, Emily, and Heather, however, strange people that looked freakishly like the Naruto characters stood staring at them. Shannon asked, "why are you in my back yard? You know this is, like, trespassing." Emily had a venomous glaring contest with Sasuke, Heather just fainted.
Sasuke interrupted his contest with Emily and picked up Heather from the needle-covered ground. She woke up and stared into the sea of black hair on Sasuke's head. She dramatically put her hand to her forehead and sighed loudly, " Sasuke is holding me!! I'd thought I'd never see this day…it's so romantic!"
Then she fainted again. Shannon and Emily jumped to Sasuke and snatched their friend back. Suddenly, out of the blue, Emily kicked Sasuke (let's see, how should I put this?) where the sun don't shine!!! When Sasuke doubled over in pain, Emily yelled as loudly as she could, " That's the MONTANAN way to do it! And don't you forget it!"
Shannon slapped her head hard, " Ugh…Emily, please don't kill him. He still has to go back to his own world and live a happy life and kill Itachi and marry Sakura and all that good stuff!"
Emily frowned, " Awwww, darn! Well, how about this…" She bent down to where Sasuke was rolling on the ground in pain, she crouched to his eye-level and asked sweetly, " How about a video game duel?"
Sasuke grunted, "what's a 'video game'?"
Well, that's the second chapter and yes…I am going to write the duel in detail. As my friends wanted me to.
Note to writers: I you want to achieve humor in a story, make sure you have your best friends, lots of caffeine, and make sure it's late at night! I'm writing this at 4:20am and I'm with my best friends, so you can count on humor!
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