Catt stuffed the bottle into her pocket. Suddenly, a loud thuding came from behind them.
"Cook, get back here!!" Duchess shouted from her house. The group turned around, and saw...
Gabby from school?! She was a nerd who wore glasses, and braces with blonde hair, and small beady eyes. She ran upto the Princes, squealing, like an ordinary fangirl.
"Prince Kevin, you are MY GOD!" She said, and huffed for breath. Everyone looked at her funny. She then grabbed his hand and put it on her breast, Kevin despereately backing away.
"I know you love me, fate brought us together..." She said, and he pushed her away, into the mud. Everyone ran as quick as they could. The cook sobbed into the mud, cursing.
"I don't think we should say anyone's names whenever we meet someone who resembles someone we know..." Catt said to Alison and Lynette. They nodded in unison.
When they got back to the castle, the boy's father, King Jonas of Hearts, a midget with a coronet crown, that had a king's outfit with hearts sewin in, looked at his son's and servants with a smile.
"Welcome back dad!" Kevin said and picked up his tiny father. Kroaft and Hatter smiled. The girls had thier mouths in a huge 'O' shape. THAT midget had the loins and talent to create three beautiful men?! Thats what they seemed to be thinking.
"Oh, and dad, the short one with the tanned skin, is Alison," Nick said. Alison smiled and bowed.
"The blondie with the blue eyes is Lynette." Joe said, pointing at Lynette. Lynette poked her tongue out at joe then smiled at the King.
"And the tall one with the specs and over long hair is Catt." Kevin said. Catt smiled politely.
"And this is King Jonas of hearts" Kroaft said. Hey, come to think of it, was Kroaft's adam's apple the size of the King's head?
The king grinned at everyone.
"Well, who want's some tea?" The King asked. Hatter had already disappeared to the dining room.
"He...loves that tea, eh?" Lynette asked to Joe.
"He's an addict!" Joe grinned. "A cheerful one at that."
At the large dining table, the king, the Queen, the Princes the girls, Kroaft and Mr.Hatter sat down to some tea of different colours and flavours. Also joining them, were two guys who look suspicously like thier friends Lachlan, who now had huge hare's ears sticking out of his head, and thier friend Jack, who had mice ears, and whiskers that touched the ground. He also wore a pink suit, while Lachlan rabbit guy wore a firey red tuxedos with blue mittens.
"What are your names?" Alison asked the two new people.
"Im the July Hare, and this is Slothouse." Said July hare.
"What kind of name is Slothouse?" Lynette asked, before Catt tapped her on the shoulder and whispered: "Manners!"
"Its fine, a Slothouse is a mouse that is lefargic and is well, the condradiction of an insomouse; a mouse that can't sleep." The July hair explained. Slothouse was asleep as expected, but was jolted awake at the sound of trumpets. And in came a rushing albino.
This albino looked like Luke, only now he had very white skin, and white bunny ears, and buck teeth and pink eyes. His red hair and cow lick remained.(A burden of which he'l have to keep!)
"I delivered your message to the Queen!" The rabbit Luke-a-like thing said to the Queen, and gave some wierd salute where his hands shaped into a heart and bowed.
"Splendid, Rabuke. Your a wonder of a messenger; and lawyer." The Queen said, and kissed him on the forehead.
"Catt's you haven't touched your tea." Kevin said to Catt. "Don't you like it?
"It's not that its just..." Catt said with a little hesitation, staring at the green bubbles in her floral mug. "I don't like the idea of drinking something called 'buggie's inards.' Kinda gross..."
"I love my one!" Lynette said, drinking her pink tea. "It has unique, sweet flavour!"
"That one they call Peach drop." Hatter explained.
Joe and Nick drank thier blue tea.
"Nothing like a 'Touch of Death' in the afternoon!" Joe said.
"Why's it called that?" Alison asked.
"Because it's served icy cold, people still don't figure out how it doesn't kill your organs by freezing them." Nick said.
"What was the message Rabuke delivered, my lady?" Kroaft said, wiping blood red bubbles off his lips.
"Oh, it was a message to the Duchess, she and I are going to play croquet today." The Queen said, with a re-assuring look on her face.
Later, as Catt explored the castle, she ducked out the Duchess' mystical concoction and dabbed some on her fingers and applied it to her lips. It sparkled for a second then fizzed out.
"There, you are!"
Catt gasped and recognised Kevin's voice. She tucked the bottle in her pocket and saw Kevin right in front of her.
"Mum asked me to tell you, you can play croquet when we do." Kevin said.
"Why not, it might be fun?" Catt said, smiling, which seemed to charm Kevin into a blush.
"Your...really something you know?" Kevin said.
Catt closed her eyes.
"So are you."
Catt opened her eyes, and Kevin was inches away from her. Catt almost jumped back but she pratically banged her head forward and lips were locked.
"Im in love with you..." Kevin and Catt said in unison. Lynette looked behind a wall and raised her fist into the air.
"Go Catt!" Lynette thought.
"Spying on the lovers are we?" Lynette shuddered and turned around, to see Joe.
"You saw Catt put something on her face right?"
Lynette nodded.
"The Duchess gave it to her. It wasn't any special concotion it was just sparkling water. Either he really loves her, or he is simply playing along..."
Lynette nodded.
"You know what else? Joe said leaning forward, Lynette's back on the wall, blushing.
"Uh huh?"
"I love you too."
Joe and Lynette kissed. Sure she was last to make out with a Jonas Brother, but hey, last is the luckiest, right?
