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Kish pushed his friend in the door, turned around, and slammed it behind him.
He slumped over to the table, and sat with a plop; looking at Pai, who was half-asleep on the other side.
"Dude…" he murmured.
"What is it?" Pai groaned, sitting up groggily.
"Kid's got mustard all over him…" Kisshu replied, yawning.
"Fantastic!" Pai shouted at no-one in particular. "THAT JUST MADE. MY. DAY."
You see, it would have been a peaceful rest of the walk home, except Taruto decided it would be fun to make a hot-dog stand blow up, and he ended up being coated in mustard. Kish hadn't said anything, just dragged him home by the wrist.
As far as he was concerned, the kid was Pai's problem now.
Pai look at Tart, who was whimpering uncomfortably as mustard dripped off of him onto the rug.
"There's mustard between my toes." He stated, looking up at Pai as if he could make it suddenly disappear.
Pai stood in front of him, silent, and picked him up carefully by the shoulders, raising him off the ground so they were eye-to-eye.
"Taruto. Do I want to know what you did?"
Tart just stared. His nose twitched.
"I'll take that as a 'no'." Pai said.
"No."
"Yes?"
"Yes."
"No?!"
"Rabbits!"
"Okay then….." Pai put Taruto back on the floor and wiped the mustard off his hands, and motioned toward the bathroom. "Just get in the tub…" he muttered.
"Whoo! Bubbles!" Tart ran off to get himself all soapy, and Pai sighed, handing Kisshu a paperweight.
"What the heck is this thing?"
"It's a paperweight."
"Well, what do you want me to do with it?!"
"Take it,"
"And…?"
"Throw it."
"Throw it where?"
"AT MY HEAD, THUS KILLING ME."
"I think you need to go lie down, dude…" Kish said, giving Pai a look.
"Yes. Sleeping pills are all I need right now…" Pai trudged off, leaving Kisshu standing there in silence, the only sound to be heard was Tart screaming in agony after turning the water on full-blast heat.
"Hey kiddo, the red arrow means hot, you know that?" Kish asked through bathroom door.
"I can't feel my legs…" Taruto moaned.
"I'm sorry to hear that."
Kisshu put his ear up to his friend's bedroom, door, but heard no sound. He opened the door slightly, and he could see Pai's figure lying face-up, staring at the ceiling.
"Pai?"
No response.
"Pai?!"
Nothing.
Kish kicked the mattress, sending his friend over the edge of the bed with an "Oof!"
"What was that for……?" Pai mumbled.
"What were you doing? You looked…dead."
"I'm so tired…."
"I can kinda tell. Oh, by the way, Tart burned himself in the bathtub again."
"Got the knobs confused?"
"Yup."
"Do me a favor and get him some aloe for me…."
Pai sat up in bed and rubbed his forehead, as a cry of "WHOO! STREAK!" came from outside the bedroom and carried on down the hallway.
"Naked?" Pai asked.
"I'm blind…." Kish moaned.
Pia almost smiled. For once, he'd been looking in the right direction.
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