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The two younger aliens stared at the animal in disbelief.
"…alive?" Kisshu winced.
"AW BAYBAY, THAT IS JUST NASSSTAY." Tart exclaimed, pinching his nose from the stench of something that SHOULD have been a corpse.
"I'm afraid those are the facts." Pai stated. "Now, who wants to put the thing out of its misery?"
Kisshu stuttered out his excuse:
"I think if I seriously have to touch that thing, I'll explode. And then there will be chunks of me ALL over the room, and you will never be able to pick up all those chunks."
There was then an awkward silence.
"Nice try."
Tart swallowed. For one brief moment, he felt a surge of responsibility. He felt as though, HE should be the one to end it all. Then, he reconsidered, and went back to the most effective method of doing things: Blame Kisshu.
"Okay," Tart began, "First of all, Kish ALREADY sat on it, so he should just finish it off. Second, I am NOT touching where Kisshu's butt has been."
"He makes a good point." Pai said, nodding. "Well then. Kisshu, you may do the honors of finishing her off."
Kisshu shuddered. "Well," he thought, "You always wanted to kill her, now's the time."
"Okay." He said quietly. "But, I suppose since it IS an animal, I should do this in the most humane way possible."
Kish thought for a moment of what that humane way should be, but then gave up on it. He grabbed a vial filled with who knows what, and smashed it over the top of her head. Obviously the contents of the vial weren't suppose to be touched, because Popsicle's fur quickly began to glow green.
"Done!" Kish said proudly, as though he'd just conquered France.
"Beautiful…." Pai muttered, picking p the now green and glowing soppy corpse. He quickly tossed it out the window.
"Well! All's well that ends well then, eh?" Kish said smiling.
"Yeah." Tart said plainly.
"At least things can all go back to the way things were before……that thing got here."
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And for awhile, things were normal. Kisshu was happy to have stopped all the hugs, Pai was just relieved he'd have no more stains on his carpet, and Tart was pretty much as bratty as he was previously.
It was a normal day, a few weeks afterward, Kisshu was sitting doing absolutely nothing, and Pai was tapping away on his computer. Suddenly, they heard a voice ring out from the ship's entrance:
"Hey guys, you wont BELIEVE what I found twitching by the highway today!"
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