Love Is A Battlefield
Summary: Ino has set her sights on Neji Hyuuga he's smart, athletic and hot. However Tenten stands in her way. Which begins as a rivalry ends up having all of Konoha running for cover!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. The Idea is mine, and the OCs are mine. I'm not responsible by any illnesses or deaths caused by this Fanfic.
Warnings: Fights, Gore, Out Of Characterness, Hidan's sailor Mouth, possible Lemon (my favorite fruit), Character Death, Mature Themes, Excessive Ino-ness, Own Characters, Shocking ending, (secret warning to revealed at final chapter) Swearing.
Pairings: ?x?, TentenNeji, NarutoHinata, KibaHinata, InoNeji, InoShikamaru,?x?, TemariShikamaru, KankuroAnko. ?x? (secret couples that will be revealed in the ending)
Koala929: This whole Fanfic is dedicated to Winter-Rae an AWSM Fanfic member. Check her stories out. In this story she is Aiko. Oh and if anyone would like to thank and/or give me a death letter (I collect those) Please e-mail me at y for the two week absence, vacation and term papers. Thing's that'll occupy your time.
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Chapter 4: Something's blossoming!
"What happened?" flame formed in Tenten's eyes.
"Kiba's gone," Iruka gulped. This is going to be ugly.
"Great," Tenten's eyes then brighten, "Who did we knock out, Ino or Aiko?"
"None, they're trapped in my genjutsu," Iruka sat on a stump.
Tenten growled she summoned a chain from her scroll and twirled it. She threw the chain with tremendous force. As Iruka braced for impact, Testu caught the chain. The raven haired boy wrapped the chain around his arms and yanked on the chain hard. Tenten flew towards Tetsu. Testu caught Tenten and placed her gently on the ground.
"This isn't bad," Tetsu gazed towards Iruka, "Iruka can you lead us where Ino and Aiko are?"
A puzzled look plagued Iruka's face, "Why?"
"Because, if the girls are still trapped in the genjutsu we can finish them off," Testu looked at Naruto, "Naruto your coming with me."
"Whoo!" Naruto skipped towards Testu.
The trio continued leaping through the trees, "There's Kiba" Iruka pointed to the frozen boy and his dog.
"You're dismissed Iruka," Tetsu informed.
"But," Iruka tried to say something but was quickly interrupted by Tetsu.
"You are in no condition to fight!" Tetsu countered, "So leave."
"Hey, Tetsu that's no way to treat Iruka-sensei," Naruto glared at Tetsu.
"It's for the good of the team," Tetsu pointed out.
"He's right Naruto," Iruka turned around and began heading back to Tenten's base.
Tetsu jumped off the tree landing on plain, there he saw two cyclones of leaves twirling around the girls, "well they're over there"
Tetsu looked around, he saw a hole in the floor. Looking to the forest he saw some badly destroyed trees, behind the trees there were two figures hiding in the shadows.
"Naruto don't," It was too late Sakura popped out of the "illusion" and kicked Naruto sending him flying into the forest. He disappeared out of Tetsu's sight.
He then saw Aiko and Ino running away, "You're not going anywhere", Tetsu yelled as he ran for the girls. Choji then leaped out of the leaves and tried to punch Tetsu. Tetsu swung on his arm and kicked Choji in the face.
Tetsu leaped in the air, by this time the girls were gone, "So, you're my opponent," Tetsu threw three kunais one of them hit Choji. Damn, Tetsu thought.
Sakura finally caught up with Naruto. Sakura panted as she looked at Naruto lied on the floor unconscious. Naruto disappeared with a cloud of smoke.
"What the- a clone," Sakura quickly looked everywhere trying to find the real Naruto.
"A Thousand Years Of Death," Naruto's fingers poked Sakura's womanly hole from the behind.
"Naruto you disgusting pervert," Sakura's eyes were filled with rage and fury, "Ninja Art: Mystical Palm"
She swung her leg back, kicking Naruto in the stomach. She turned around and Jabbed him on the hand that poked her. She threw Naruto upward and drilled her finger's all over Naruto body. After her rage she poke him in the heart sending him into a tree.
Sakura looked down, "Damn it, Naruto, you could've felt me up later, now I comed."
Choji punched Tetsu, "Take that", Tetsu rolled on the floor before changing into a log.
"Subisitute!?" Choji looked around wondering where he is. The plain trees morphed into Cherry Blossoms.
"Forever you shall drown in a world of blossoms," The blossoms illuminated the field trapping Choji in endless Cherry Blossoms. A mysterious person knocked Choji off his feet.
Tetsu appeared before Choji, "Hello" The kid greeted with malice.
Choji tried to punch Tetsu, "Oh. What a disappointment, you were so close," Tetsu disappeared into haze of cherry blossoms. Tetsu punched Choji upward, then did spinning attacks behind Choji. Choji then thought of something "If I can throw my weight down, I can crush him
Choji threw himself toward Tetsu, "Do you really think that'll work?", Tetsu did a high-rise kick sending Choji flying.
"You fell for it," Choji did some hand signs "Ninja Art: Human Needle-Boulder". Choji became a spiked boulder and rolled with great speed.
"Here I come," Choji barrelled down the plain, stabbing the Cherry Blossoms, The big, pink, ball gained on the fleeing Tetsu.
Tetsu ran into the trees for cover, "Thank God he can't come through here,"
Choji was heading straight for the trees. Coming to a spot which is too thin for Choji to get through, he stabbed and ran over the trees. Choji then sped up running Tetsu over.
"Lunch Time!" Choji began eating on top of Tetsu, "You want some."
Tetsu nodded his head and said in a muffled tone, "Yes please."
"You can't have any," Choji resumed eating.
"Get back here Sakura," Naruto was charging after Sakura. The classic cliff scene was ahead. Sakura stopped in her tracks as she reached the cliff.
"Got'cha now," Naruto ran towards Sakura.
Thinking fast Sakura pounded the ground up from the fissured earth came a board, she placed it over the cliff, "Bye-bye," Sakura slid down the earth.
Minigame!!
Help Sakura run over each shadow clone, but avoid running over rocks, koalas, and rabid squirrels. Especially the rabid squirrels, they have rabies! Bonus points if you run over the Naruto that's jerking off!
We now return to this regular fanfic!
Sakura skated down the hill running over thirteen shadow clones, two rocks which made her fall off, a koala which is severe deduction in points, and a rabid squirrels giving her rabies, and she ran over Naruto who was working his crank. Sakura's score was a 190/300 which is the rank of SUI (Skating under the influence).
Sakura pulled out a chakra wire and wrapped it in the trees like a spiderweb.
Naruto ran towards Sakura, "Take this!" Naruto raised his fist... and crashed into the chakra rope. He fell down but quickly rebounded.
Sakura then threw out seven bags and threw kunais threw the bags. The bags burst revealing small Cherry Blossom like Shiki tags.
Naruto ran towards Sakura, "Your mind!" Sakura laughed and threw and exploding kunai at the snowstorm of Shiki Tags. A storm of explosions rocked Naruto. The final explosion was the biggest sending him flying.
Naruto thought fast, "Demon Wind Bomb," A demon windmill shuriken came towards Sakura. Sakura jumped dodging Naruto's demon wind bomb, Sakura looked up in the air. A second demon wind bomb slammed her down. The first demon wind bomb turned out to be the real Naruto who uppercutting the incoming Sakura.
Shit, Sakura thought.
Tetsu was being crushed by Choji, This is so degrading, I can't just poof out of... I'm so stupid. Well here it goes ram, boar, ox, dog, serpent. Tetsu dissolved into cherry blossoms.
"Now it's your turn for humiliation, bird, dog, tiger, rat, monkey, hare," A barren tree appeared behind Choji, "Let's see the levels of pain you can handle, Level Ichi" Choji feet were wrapped immobilizing him, two branches wrapped his hands. The branches that wrapped his hands twisted his upper body snapping his back.
"Level Ni", Choji's hands were brought down to his heels in a backwards fashion. Choji yelled in pain.
"Level San," Choji's legs were crossed and his upper body wrapped around his legs giving him severe pain.
"Level Yon," Choji's legs spread put and his upper body went under his legs and back around to his buttock, Choji screamed.
"Level Go," Choji's head was bent back, his body twisted to the right, his left leg was raised to his head in a backwards fashion, his arms crossed over his neck suffocating him, right leg was bent backward and raised to his forehead.
"Ultimate Tree Twist," The tree twisted his entire body, badly injuring it.
"Do you think you can win?"Tetsu looked at Choji who was struggling to move, "You're still conscious?"
Choji's hand grew and stretched to Tetsu, "The Akamichi clan never gives up," He grabbed Testu, binding him into his hand. Choji spun around and released his grasp, sending Tetsu flying, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" Tetsu flew out of Choji's sight.
"That's the miracle of partial multi-sized jutsu," Choji announced.
Sakura jumped up in the air, "Painful Sky Leg," she landed on the ground creating fissures in the earth. Naruto dodged the attack. Sakura tried again, she barely missed Naruto ran away.
Sakura then revealed Naruto was running from a clone, "Well if that's the fake Sakura w-where's the real Sakura?"
"Chaaaaaa," Sakura kicked Naruto with such force he plunged into the earth, "Bye," Sakura cheered..
"Not so fast," Naruto screamed as shadow clones popped up and punched Sakura.
"Two Thousand Clone Barrage," Naruto clones attacked Sakura thirty clones did an all directional attack. Seventy clones came from the behind and punched Sakura upward, while the rest pounded her into the ground. At the last second Sakura kicked Naruto upward.
"So long," Shouted a very peppy Sakura. She began healing herself. What's the worst Naruto can do, Sakura thought.
"Summoning Jutsu," Naruto screamed.
Tetsu walked back to Choji, he was soaking wet,"I'm soaking wet. I landed in a river you fatass!"
"I'm not a fatass I'm just chubby," Choji was pissed.
"Fatass. Fatass. Fatass. Fatass. Fatass," Tetsu mocked.
Testu's chakra became visible, he thrusted his palm, "Blossoming Crush"
"You think I'll actually fall for this trick agian," Choji mocked.
The petals swarmed nose, mouth, arms, and legs. The petals slowly expanded upward like a coffin. Choji was muffling for breath,
"It'll constrict you tighter and tighter and tighter and tighter until you pass out," The petals continued crushing him.
"It's getting harder to breathe, isn't it?" Testu chuckled.
"I've had enough,"Choji's hands grew twenty fold and he thrusted them. Giving a direct hit to Tetsu sending him flying...again.
The petals fell onto the floor.
"I'm hungry," Choji sat down and resumed his snacks
"Anko, shouldn't you be keeping and eye on those ninja's," Tsunade quizzed.
"Yeah, but I'm on break," Anko resumed eating her dumplings.
"You need to keep an eye on these kids," Tsunade yelled.
"I'm on my fucking break," Anko yelled.
"YOU NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON THESE KIDS," Tsunade was about to punch Anko, but she was interruppted by Gamabuta appearing out of nowhere.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!," Tsunade boomed.
"Well, apparently Naruto made a summoning..." Anko joked "Gee, I thought you knew that"
"Toad Blade Cut," Sakura was sliced with Gamabuta's giant knife giving her severe lacerations.
"Oh you're gonna get it," Sakura placed her hands on the ground, "Summoning: Katsuyu"
"WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENING NOW?" Tsunade screamed.
"Hello milady," Kastuyu spoke in a soft voice.
"Katsuyu?" Tsunade was shocked "I'm going now"
"Bye," Anko always loved it if she won.
"Katsuyu: Acid Slime" Skaura instructed. The Slug vomitted acid on to Gamabuta burning him.
"I'm outta here kiddo," Gamabuta dissapeared
"Wait! Gamabuta," Katsuyu dissapeared, probaly to comfort Gamabunta.
Naruto was falling down onto the trees.
"Hi Naruto, Choji attacked me using this palm thrust thing and now I'm flying into space... bye."
Choji was eating...again!
Tetsu walked in more pissed off then ever, "Fuck you, you asshole, I hope you burn in hell. You whaler"
"What did you call me?" Choji was now just as pissed as Tetsu.
"A Whaler!"
"Your gonna die," Choji jumped in the air, super-expansion justu. He heard a blood-curling scream. "Oh, crap I killed him."
"Well you can die now," a giant tree formed around Choji.
The giant tree binded Choji, "Tree Crush", Choji coughed a huge huge puddle blood. He returned to his normal size.
"Shizune why is there a giant tree wrapping around a land whale," Tsunade asked.
"How the fuck am I suppose to know," Shizune poured hot tea on Tsunade then walked out of the room.
"Hmmm... It's that time of month again," Tsunade noted, "Mmm...cinimon."
"What the hell is this red thing?," Sakura asked she was drenched in Choji's blood.
"I don't know," Naruto looked at Sakura, "Ready to finish this"
Sakura smiled and rushed towards Naruto, She kick him straght into the air. Sakura activated Mystical Palm Jutsu then rubbed her hands together. She discharged the blue energy in a beam of flourescent light.
"Fooled ya," Naruto screamed. Sakura looked behind her, Naruto had a full Rasengan ready. He pressed his hand onto her back, sending her spiraling into a huge tree. Sakura layed on the roots of the tree knocked out. Sakura lost the contest.
"Well, better help Tetsu," Naruto jumped on the tree and headed for Tetsu.
Choji layed on floor realizing he was in trouble he grabbed the Sanshokugan and ate all three pills. He sprouted wings of pure chakra and lost craploads of weight.
"Your going to die." Choji screamed.
Tetsu performed all twelve handseals three times each, "Shikero Ultimate Teachnique: Tree Explosion." A giant forest which looked like a tree and was made of trees wrapped around Choji. Choji was now trapped in a series of branches. Choji focused the chakra on his hand and punched through a the branches in a single blow. Coming out of the Forest he found what looked like a gumball with a note on it: Thank you for letting me escape! Choji was now going to be consumed by the side effects of the Sanshokugan he reached for the gumball thingy and ate it healing him instanly.
He sat there thinking Wow! I'm good as new I'll be a better teamate t- Oh No! Sakura!
Koala929: I'll now be working on this every other week alternating with shyness fluff. And a series of Yu-Gi-OH holiday oneshots after shyness fluff. SomeRandomThing and Winter-Rae thank-you for reading this. Oh and all my shadow readers lurking in the night, especially that one from Romania, Romainian please contact me I have heritage there, and if your Sweden or Norwegian contact me too there's another Hertiage place.