Love Is A Battlefield
Summary: Ino has set her sights on Neji Hyuuga he's smart, athletic and hot. However Tenten stands in her way. Which begins as a rivalry ends up having all of Konoha running for cover!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. The Idea is mine, and the OCs are mine. I'm not responsible by any illnesses or deaths caused by this Fanfic.
Warnings: Fights, Gore, Out Of Characterness, Hidan's sailor Mouth, possible Lemon (my favorite fruit), Character Death, Mature Themes, Excessive Ino-ness, Own Characters, Shocking ending, (secret warning to revealed at final chapter) Swearing.
Pairings: ?x?, TentenNeji, NarutoHinata, KibaHinata, InoNeji, InoShikamaru,?x?, TemariShikamaru, KankuroAnko. ?x? (secret couples that will be revealed in the ending)
Koala929: This whole Fanfic is dedicated to Winter-Rae an AWSM Fanfic member. Check her stories out. In this story she is Aiko. Sorry, school, life Etc. reasons why I haven't updated. My Email is
Bold Yelling
Italics Dream, flashback, thinking.
"C'mon Shino, hurry up," Tenten was gliding through the trees ready to kick some Flower ass!
Shino breath was short, "Tenten, wait."
Tenten stopped, "fine I'll take a breather"
Shino dropped a couple of bugs.
"Are you ready to go?" Tenten was very impatient.
Shino nodded his head yes, and they disappeared into the leafy foliage.
"Man, how troublesome," Shikamaru stopped on a base of a tree, and began to nap. Around half an hour later, the slowed Gaara decided to give Shikamaru a rude awakening. Gaara manipulated sand into his face.
"Ugh, I was sleeping," Shikamaru rubbed the sand from his eyes.
"Damn slacker," Gaara cursed. The heavy gourd on his back gave Shikamaru a dirty look.
"Fine let's go," Shikamaru leaped into the trees. Despite his observing skills, Shikamaru failed to notice the tiny insects fly off his leg.
A bug flew up to Shino and whispered something into Shino's ear.
"Tenten, they're coming," Shino took 8 of Tenten's scrolls and placed them on the woody platform.
"Disguise Jutsu," The floor turned into a complicated, leafy mess.
"Now we wait," A thin greedy smile appeared on Tenten's lips. Neji is mine!
Two figures appeared on the ground.
"Why do always need to stop, slacker?" Gaara eyes of hatred leered into the lazy boy's figure.
"Because, I don't want to b-"
A barrage of weapons went upstream and brutally struck them.
"There goes Temari's dream of kids," Shikamaru was in pain by the series of weapons that hit him in… well you get the idea.
"Moron," Gaara jumped on top of Shikamaru and smashed him senselessly with the gourd.
"These are our opponents?" Tenten's eyes were filled with boredom "Pathetic!"
Tenten eyes fell, "Oh well, here I go," She tried to move, but found herself immobile in the shadows.
"Caught you," Shikamaru looked up saying a very cheesy line "In Shadow Possession Jutsu"
"Be humble, and never reveal your Jutsu," Gaara's eyes looked with intimidation.
"We know what it is you moron," Tenten angry glare stunned Shikamaru.
"You take the girl," Shikamaru's steady eyes looked towards his opponent Shino.
Gaara slowly walked up to Tenten, Who kicked him up into the sky… in incredibly pointy six inch heels. (Ouch, Gaara hang in there, fashion can be so painful)
Tenten pursued the fallen Gaara off the tree.
Shikamaru grabbed a kunai and charged towards Shino He quickly threw the kunai down only to miss. Shino rolled out of the way. Shikamaru Shadow Network Jutsu, the bark cracked and trapped Shino, Shikamaru kept on spinning. Eventually a whirling shadow began to surround him. He crept towards Shino in a black tornado, "Shadow Whirl,"
Shino put his hands together, "Destruction Bug Ocean," a cloud of insects covered the tornado, a black plague covered the whole section of the forest, and the dark insects ate the dark tornado. Then descended on Shikamaru to get their reward: chakra.
"Damn," Shikamaru fell in a plague of darkness.
Tenten wrapped a chain to the tree and swung towards Gaara, her foot collided with the Sand Shinobi, knocking him backwards. Tenten swung back and prepared for strike two; however the branch grew weary and could no longer support her weight. The branch collapsed and sent her flying over Gaara's head she fell on the floor in agony.
This is my chance. Gaara clapped his hands together, Boar, Monkey, Rat, Horse, Monkey, Horse, Ram, Horse, he clapped his hands together "Sand Tsunami," a wave of sand buried Tenten Who had just wrapped a chain on the base of the tree.
"Sand drowning," pillars of sand leaped into the air, and danced there in a confusing pattern. A thin lean figure released a chain. The chain at full velocity lunged for Gaara. Gaara dodged it, "Impossible."
"Homecoming Chain Dance," The chain recoiled its way to Gaara and slammed him, pike forward, in the back.
"Crap," Gaara fell onto the floor.
Shikamaru looked at Shino, who under pressure looked as cool as ice. Shikamaru, in a pickle reflected on this moment, That's It. Shikamaru flipped over then threw a Demon Windmill Shuriken, "go."
Shino's bugs sacrificed themselves for the first one. The second one continued in the shadow of the first one, Shino foresaw this and flipped over. A third one, something the Shino didn't anticipate hit him in the back. His flesh tore open, and tons of parasitic insects burst from his back.
"Destruction Bug Nihon Shock," Screamed a monstrous Shino. The bugs formed a plaguing pillar of evil and collapsed into an anarchic wave, engulfing the Nara kid. Shino twirled his hand with the index finger pointing upward. The anarchic insects formed in a civilized, plaguing whirlwind. The black storm began to sink into the weary tree. Shikamaru's voiced drowned in the whirling storm of death. The bugs changed their shaped into a pillar of death, and then violently collapsed inward on Shikamaru, suffocating him in a sea of disease.
Shikamaru freed himself from the ogre like germ and fled. Must…continue...plan.
Tenten wiped her shirt, getting rid of the dust that had once collected. Gaara looked up, hazed, he slowly rose. Tenten ran, grabbing six shuriken and threw them towards Gaara. A wall of protective sand blocked the projectiles, then using the sand he made a sphere of sand.
"Third Eye," an eye observed Tenten, who was up in the air twirling a ribbon. The ribbon produced sharp weapons with colorful paper bombs. One by one all of the sharp items plunged into the protective sphere. An efflorescent explosion enveloped Gaara. Tenten produced a two handed sword and charged toward Gaara.
"Third Eye Blind," the third eye exploded, knocking Tenten into the air.
Shikamaru ran to dark clearing, which had some light shining through the canopy of the trees.
Shikamaru fumbled for something in a pouch, a scroll. This should stop those hazards. He summoned the item. Shino appeared with a virus mob.
"Ready to die," Shino said with a grim smile in his eyes.
"No," Shikamaru revealed the item, "Because I have Sexy Ninja 5, Lavender Waterfall with a Hint of Vanilla across a Lemon Pine Field Hairspray"
He sprayed the bugs with Sexy Ninja 5; Lavender Waterfall with a Hint of Vanilla across a Lemon Pine Field Hairspray, the bugs' wings froze and fell to the ground all smelling like lavender waterfall with a hint of vanilla across a lemon pine field.
"Now that was my plan, to destroy every bug of yours so I could do this, Shadow Palm," a dark, super powered palm, knocked him upwards into the sky. Effectively ending his service for Tenten, speaking of which let's see how she is doing.
Tenten was in serious pain, she looked up only to find Gaara looking down at her.
"Sand binding prison," desert sized sand trapped Tenten, who was still holding her scroll.
"Go, Tenten summoned a giant staff, and with limited room, the only thing she could do was twirl it. She twirled faster, faster and faster. The wind storm eventually pushed away the sand.
She grabbed two scrolls and placed them on the ground, "Twin Landing Dragons," sharp items piked out of the scroll. Gaara dodged a sharp mace and landed on a sharp sword upchucking him to the sky. Tenten lassoed a chain and wrapped the chain around his neck then threw him into the water. She tightened the chain choking him. She angrily threw Gaara upward and flipped him over, now unresponsive. Out of the race Gaara cried I failed
She took a sigh of relief… a bit too soon. Shino crashed into the field creating a crater.
"Ugh," Tenten stepped over Shino, Shikamaru Your ass is mine.
Koala929: Seriously you must be angry with me not for being totally lazy with the updates, but causing all this build up for his plan, and then made hit Hairspray. Until next time : Koala929